Melbourne Beats

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:33 pm**

http://www.vimeo.com/335019

Legend has it that Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only 6 words. His response?

For sale; baby shoes, never worn.

What would your 6 word memoir be?

To start, though it's not entirely original:

One more bike, one less car.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:35 pm**

lynt wrote: One more bike, one less car.

*Puts on hair-splitting twat hat*

More of a statement than a memoir though, innit?

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:36 pm**

That's pretty hair splitting.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:38 pm**

lynt wrote:That's pretty hair splitting.

Welcome to my world. Even I find myself fucking irritating.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:45 pm**

6 words or shut the fuck...

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:47 pm**

"can i have more than 6?"

"blonde but not dumb, paradox"

"best super hero ever"

"liked people, not all though"

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:49 pm**

annoyingly positive and idealistic i've heard

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:56 pm**

Lizkins wrote:"can i have more than 6?"

"blonde but not dumb, paradox"

"best super hero ever"

"liked people, not all though"

All of those were less than required, except the question to ask for more than the required amount of words!

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:58 pm**

lynt wrote:
Lizkins wrote:"can i have more than 6?"

"blonde but not dumb, paradox"

"best super hero ever"

"liked people, not all though"
All of those were less than required, except the question to ask for more than the required amount of words!

its my memoir, i'll do what i like, you!

in fact i would probably have

"dude why did you do that to my car? chop shop!!!"

think about it, its deep....

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:58 pm**

it is what it fucking is

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:59 pm**

Lizkins wrote:
lynt wrote:
Lizkins wrote:"can i have more than 6?"

"blonde but not dumb, paradox"

"best super hero ever"

"liked people, not all though"
All of those were less than required, except the question to ask for more than the required amount of words!

its my memoir, i'll do what i like, you!

in fact i would probably have

"dude why did you do that to my car? chop shop!!!"

think about it, its deep....

Ok, now that's just vandalism of a concept!

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:00 pm**

lynt wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
lynt wrote: All of those were less than required, except the question to ask for more than the required amount of words!

its my memoir, i'll do what i like, you!

in fact i would probably have

"dude why did you do that to my car? chop shop!!!"

think about it, its deep....
Ok, now that's just vandalism of a concept!

how dare you say that about my memoir.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:02 pm**

Lizkins wrote:
lynt wrote:
Lizkins wrote:"can i have more than 6?"

"blonde but not dumb, paradox"

"best super hero ever"

"liked people, not all though"
All of those were less than required, except the question to ask for more than the required amount of words!

its my memoir, i'll do what i like, you!

in fact i would probably have

"dude why did you do that to my car? chop shop!!!"

think about it, its deep....

Fuckin LOL!!!

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:02 pm**

Some people just don't get it.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:02 pm**

sport, music, wife, kids, music, die!

In that order, too...

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:03 pm**

Work, food, music, porn and sleep.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:03 pm**

So far none of these have been stories though. STOP RAPING ENGLISH OR I'LL CUT YOU!

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:04 pm**

Lizkins wrote:"blonde but not dumb, paradox"

a 6 word memoir that's only 5 words... wow, that is a dumb blonde paradox

*always remeber, it's no big deal*

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:11 pm**

came, saw, ate, shat, failed, dead

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:14 pm**

tried but failed, not at all.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:16 pm**

deviant wrote:
Lizkins wrote:"blonde but not dumb, paradox"
a 6 word memoir that's only 5 words... wow, that is a dumb blonde paradox

*always remeber, it's no big deal*

only other blondes would have noticed that. ya stupid blonde!

Karlos, look up the dictionary meaning. i DO get it. i just not Hemmingway, i am Lizkins! "the best super hero ever!" haha!

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:20 pm**

you are not doing much for your cause here Liz

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:21 pm**

Six words I asked, dear Lizkins.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:26 pm**

lol. total n00b imo tbh teef

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:30 pm**

lynt wrote:Six words I asked, dear Lizkins.

"the best ever super hero ever"

better?

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:31 pm**

High fives!

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:32 pm**

Lizkins wrote:
lynt wrote:Six words I asked, dear Lizkins.
"the best ever super hero ever"

better?

WIN!

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:37 pm**

Could've done with more booze.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:44 pm**

For sale; Casio keytar, never used.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:46 pm**

lynt wrote:Could've done with more booze.

could have done with more words

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:58 pm**

lynt wrote:Could've done with more booze.

i'm dobbing

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:00 pm**

will smoke crack for blow job

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:02 pm**

I'm too stupid to do this.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:04 pm**

did it my way, not yours

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:08 pm**

can't come up with six words

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:24 pm**

looks like 100% phat rave imo

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:27 pm**

brain to mouth filter dubious often

doesnt care what you think, mostly

kitty has no need for memoir.

take lots of risks today, kids!

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:49 pm**

Skulls, snow, sci-fi and sweet sleep.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:50 pm**

i can haz moar attenshyun plees

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:16 pm**

hang on, is this going on our headstones? if so I want

leave some flowers and fuck off

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:59 pm**

Quirkily tripped and got up, repeat.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:02 pm**

play some breaks ya farken twat

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:45 pm**

the squirrel, adorably cute, fucking annoying

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:46 pm**

gold!

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:18 pm**

why'd i write it on mbc?

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:22 pm**

Should've warned him about the riptides

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:31 pm**

Not For Sale; my kicks, worn.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:38 pm**

defiant

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:43 pm**

Unfortunately, they'd confused memoir with epitaph.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:50 pm**

Live in splendor, died in chaos

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