Got no-one on Valentines day sympathy thread

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:42 pm

Ok, tomorrow is Valentines.
I, like many of you, am recently single, and up for a very depressing day of watching people give eachother big sloppy hugs and kisses, teddy bears, choclates, and all that type of shit.

So, Let it all out on here.
We want to hear it. How are you feeling on this day of love?
We don't want to ruin anyone's Valentines, because if we had someone we'd all be giving out choccies and teddy bears like there was no tomorrow.

But, if you feel bad, and need a mate - we are here for you, and you are not alone.
Wish someone a Happy Valentines on here, if you know they don't have somebody - even if you are not romaticaly linked. Or maybe you would like to be?

Who knows? Just helping out a mate is good enough reason.

Something good may come of it, maybe no-one will even post. Who knows?

Just make eachother feel better on a day that can sometimes be the lonliest day of the year.

Hope you all have a nice one - Happy Valentines.

Post by **system** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:43 pm

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:46 pm

Happy valantines drew, I LOVE YOU

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:47 pm

I'm going to make sweet sweet tender love to.... my hand

kinda over bitching about being single. everybody knows it, no need to rub it in

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:49 pm

kronz wrote:Happy valantines drew, I LOVE YOU

I love you too man.

I'll see you at church on Sunday, and we can give eachother choclate Jesus's witha fudgey middle bit.
A bit late, but it will have to do.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:51 pm

Little Evil wrote:
kronz wrote:Happy valantines drew, I LOVE YOU
I love you too man.
I'll see you at church on Sunday, and we can give eachother choclate Jesus's witha fudgey middle bit.
A bit late, but it will have to do.

bahahaha. i'm sure u guys love each others fudgey middle bits.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:53 pm

mecka wrote:
Little Evil wrote:
kronz wrote:Happy valantines drew, I LOVE YOU
I love you too man.
I'll see you at church on Sunday, and we can give eachother choclate Jesus's witha fudgey middle bit.
A bit late, but it will have to do.
bahahaha. i'm sure u guys love each others fudgey middle bits.

Ummm no.
I just said all that shit for comedy reasons.

Back to the thread of LOVE.

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:53 pm

mecka wrote:
Little Evil wrote:
kronz wrote:Happy valantines drew, I LOVE YOU
I love you too man.
I'll see you at church on Sunday, and we can give eachother choclate Jesus's witha fudgey middle bit.
A bit late, but it will have to do.
bahahaha. i'm sure u guys love each others fudgey middle bits.

No i love your fudgey middle bit mecka. Ummm yummm

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:57 pm

Ok, a clown (me) sets out with good intentions, to make everyone alone on Valentines feel better about themselves.
Then, two more clowns start being clowns, like I usually do.

I have no-one to blame but myself really.

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:58 pm

Little Evil wrote:Ok, a clown (me) sets out with good intentions, to make everyone alone on Valentines feel better about themselves.
Then, two more clowns start being clowns, like I usually do.
I have no-one to blame but myself really.

I was serious and i thought you were too.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:01 pm

Little Evil wrote:Ok, a clown (me) sets out with good intentions, to make everyone alone on Valentines feel better about themselves.
Then, two more clowns start being clowns, like I usually do.
I have no-one to blame but myself really.

i was being 100% totally serious. i just laugh maniacally before i say anything, you all know this!

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:01 pm

Ahhh, now I know why all your pillows have bite marks in them?

Sorry man, I love boobs too much to ever 'bat and bowl'

You'll have to get your loving off Mecka. He can do amazing things with a pair of chop-sticks.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:03 pm

Little Evil wrote:You'll have to get your loving off Mecka. He can do amazing things with a pair of chop-sticks.

Like staring blankly at them on the table while muttering "what the fuck is this" to the bemused chinese waiter standing next to me?

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:03 pm

Little Evil wrote:Ahhh, now I know why all your pillows have bite marks in them?

Sorry man, I love boobs too much to ever 'bat and bowl'

You'll have to get your loving off Mecka. He can do amazing things with a pair of chop-sticks.

Maybe you could get mecka to get some boobs. Then he could be your half done ladyboy with a fudgey middle bit.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:08 pm

kronz wrote:
Little Evil wrote:Ahhh, now I know why all your pillows have bite marks in them?

Sorry man, I love boobs too much to ever 'bat and bowl'

You'll have to get your loving off Mecka. He can do amazing things with a pair of chop-sticks.
Maybe you could get mecka to get some boobs. Then he could be your half done ladyboy with a fudgey middle bit.

Pass.
Next question please.
You two dung-punchers need to get serious so all the lonely people out there can share the love.

LÃ³s Kasinoâ€” · Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:34 pm

yea my ladys goin away for valentines day

HOW BLOODY GOOD IS THAT !!!!! Dont have to do anything !

woot woot !

paranoid edge · Post by **paranoid edge** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:08 pm

Although I see this as yet another 'Hallmark Holiday' it still bums me out being alone... Shit happens eh

Post by **lynt** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:17 pm

I don't really care.

:hugscomputer:

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:24 pm

lynt wrote:I don't really care.

:hugscomputer:

I'm with you dude.

My computer even has a name - Loretta.
Loretta the lap-top.

She is one sexy bitch, fast as fuck, and all I need to get me through the day.
I will not be leaving my house tomorrow. Loretta and I will be be making love of the bassline variety all day long.

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:25 pm

Little Evil wrote:
lynt wrote:I don't really care.

:hugscomputer:
I'm with you dude.
My computer even has a name - Loretta.
Loretta the lap-top.

She is one sexy bitch, fast as fuck, and all I need to get me through the day.
I will not be leaving my house tomorrow. Loretta and I will be be making love of the bassline variety all day long.

yeah you could fit it in her little disc slot couldn't you.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:27 pm

lynt wrote:I don't really care.

:hugscomputer:

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:29 pm

kronz wrote:
Little Evil wrote:
lynt wrote:I don't really care.

:hugscomputer:
I'm with you dude.
My computer even has a name - Loretta.
Loretta the lap-top.

She is one sexy bitch, fast as fuck, and all I need to get me through the day.
I will not be leaving my house tomorrow. Loretta and I will be be making love of the bassline variety all day long.
yeah you could fit it in her little disc slot couldn't you.

And here I am thinking I'm the sickest dude on the forums?

She just had a brazilian, and had her open/close CDR drive buttons enhanced with botox.
She's looking hot. And is all I need on my Valentines alone, in my studio.

She's got a great set of fire-wires too. Man she know's how to make a guy lust after her.

You fuckers keep your hands off - she's mine, and I'll kill for her, if I have to.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:33 pm

kronz has no idea how hard it is to get a slot-load DVD player for a computer anyway.

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:34 pm

I do not feel love so it does not bother me

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:39 pm

flippo wrote:I do not feel love so it does not bother me

Ahh that's not true.
You will mate.
Just give it time.

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:57 pm

Drew and his computer

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:09 pm

Little Evil wrote:
flippo wrote:I do not feel love so it does not bother me
Ahh that's not true.
You will mate.
Just give it time.

(its not true, saying that is just a self preservation mechanism)

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:38 am

Ok, I'll start this thread off properly, and help someone in some need of some lovin...

Happy Valentines Day Quentin!

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:42 am

Dont Diss quentin dude, hes a fucking geeza.

Post by **system** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:43 am

my building gave me a rose today.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:45 am

I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard to stay nice and fit
But none of the women seem to give a shit
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:48 am

witty_pseudonym wrote:

I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard to stay nice and fit
But none of the women seem to give a shit
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery

ROFL
Funy, funny, shit.

Hey, I'm not dissing Quentin - I'm sending a message of love.
Poor little guy needs as much as he can get.
And if I had the cash, I'd get him some singing lessons too.

quick · Post by **quick** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:59 am

My first Valentines in 5 years so screw you all...

Post by **system** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:02 am

what, you finally managed to wake up on the 14th for once?

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:08 am

quick wrote:My first Valentines in 5 years so screw you all...

Yeah, thanx for getting up today squirrell boy.
Just because your all in love and shit, doesn't mean you have to rub salt in the wounds of us loveless imbeciles.

(Who'm I kidding, I'd be doing exactly what Quick is doing if I was in love

)

cha_chaos · Post by **cha_chaos** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:18 am

kronz wrote:
Maybe you could get mecka to get some boobs. Then he could be your half done ladyboy with a fudgey middle bit.

does that picture caption say "Cha Cha"?????? i think im going to now go and jump of a bridge to abandon my name

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:26 am

I feel for you guys.... much love!

twist · Post by **twist** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:08 pm

Single chicks get way horney on V-Day.

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:17 pm

So do the non single ones

cammo · Post by **cammo** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:49 pm

shit im going on a date wit my sk8board tonight, hitting the streets up
shit im turning into a sad old cunt

Post by **system** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:50 pm

wow, do they get horny too?

Post by **system** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:50 pm

cammo wrote:shit im turning into a sad old cunt

NEVER!

paranoid edge · Post by **paranoid edge** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:48 pm

cammo wrote:shit im going on a date wit my sk8board tonight, hitting the streets up
shit im turning into a sad old cunt

At least she wont leave you!

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:51 pm

cammo wrote:shit im going on a date wit my sk8board tonight, hitting the streets up
shit im turning into a sad old cunt

Fuck that.
Skate until the day you die.
It's the wickedest fun one can have besides banging a super-model.
How I miss my days of being a mad cunt on my deck. Used to break bones weekly, then just skate on.

Rob M · Post by **Rob M** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:52 pm

cha_chaos wrote:
kronz wrote:
Maybe you could get mecka to get some boobs. Then he could be your half done ladyboy with a fudgey middle bit.
does that picture caption say "Cha Cha"?????? i think im going to now go and jump of a bridge to abandon my name

ROFL, "ladyboy" >> had flashes of little britain there for a sec. Season 3 stylee

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:53 pm

Rob M wrote:ROFL, "ladyboy" >> had flashes of little britain there for a sec. Season 3 stylee

and when is this meant to be starting?

PahMaLa · Post by **PahMaLa** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:53 pm

I've been lucky for the past 3 years, every other year before that I had asswipes dump a week before V day. I use to really really hate it.

Rob M · Post by **Rob M** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:53 pm

Little Evil wrote:
cammo wrote:shit im going on a date wit my sk8board tonight, hitting the streets up
shit im turning into a sad old cunt
Fuck that.
Skate until the day you die.
It's the wickedest fun one can have besides banging a super-model.
How I miss my days of being a mad cunt on my deck. Used to break bones weekly, then just skate on.

Rob M · Post by **Rob M** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:54 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:
Rob M wrote:ROFL, "ladyboy" >> had flashes of little britain there for a sec. Season 3 stylee
and when is this meant to be starting?

no idea. bittorrent is good

sweetcheeks · Post by **sweetcheeks** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:00 pm

system wrote:my building gave me a rose today.

i'd give you a rose if i could S, you're lovely