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What is the lubrication level of Samantha Jones's 52-year-old vagina? Has the change of life dulled its sparkle? Do its aged and withered depths finally chafe from the endless pounding, pounding, pounding—cruel phallic penance demanded by the emotionally barren sexual compulsive from which it hangs? If I do not receive an update on the deep, gray caverns of Jones, I shall surely die!

LOL

JAMESSSS wrote:http://www.firstshowing.net/2010/06/04/ ... ian-ninja/

impressive

haha looks sick

good comments too

not as good as latin american ninja, but looks good

Exited through the gift shop myself last night, fkn awesome movie, really well done, thought provoking and hilarious.
Anyone know the background to this movie? is MBW just a creation of Banksy and Fairleys so they can sell without being seen to 'sell out'?

haven't seen it Al - was trying to get there last Thursday but didn't happen

watched Kick Ass last night.

I have a new favorite movie.

Checked out 'Animal Kingdom' on Sunday... not bad, but it didn't live up to my expectations.

I can't believe they omitted so many shocking and true stories of the family that the movie is based on... the directors/writers should have just taken the "true story" route with the same cast and it would have been a much better movie imo.

Good to seen Mendelsohn in a movie again, he used to be one of my favourite Aussie actors - but bloody hell he looks to have aged since I last saw him.... as I guess we all have.

One for the DVD this movie.

almax wrote:Exited through the gift shop myself last night, fkn awesome movie, really well done, thought provoking and hilarious.
Anyone know the background to this movie? is MBW just a creation of Banksy and Fairleys so they can sell without being seen to 'sell out'?

Rumor is that MBW is a creation, tho Banksy denies it.

As for selling out, Banksy's pieces already go for up to half a million each....

almax wrote:Exited through the gift shop myself last night, fkn awesome movie, really well done, thought provoking and hilarious.
Anyone know the background to this movie? is MBW just a creation of Banksy and Fairleys so they can sell without being seen to 'sell out'?

Thats the question ey... seemed that way to us as well. Such an enjoyable film, i really really liked it

Watched the Book of Eli yesterday. AWESOME movie. If anyone picked that twist, then your officially the worlds greatest movie watcher.

And From Paris with Love as well. That was ok, better than some of the shit weve been watching lately. Not sure about Rhys-Meyers tho, see him as a failed football start coaching girls and thats about it.

^^ I want to see that.

This weekend I watched:

It's complicated - decent romantic comedy. watching Meryl Streep acting stoned on weed was quality.

Coraline - amazing story and animation, I enjoyed.

Old Dogs - worst. movie. ever.

The Square - great story, not so greatly done.
Law Abiding Citizen - i fell asleep, was not so great either huhu.

also rewatched the last half of Event Horizon. man that has aged a bit, also not so great. i remember it being much better.

ive recently downloaded a heap of horror as i have not watched any for years. some of these arent horror i jsut cbf draughting them out.

The Strangers
À l'intérieur
Martyrs
Event Horizon
The Blair Witch Project
The Thing
Vinyan
Kolobos
Wolf Creek
The Hills Have Eyes
Haute Tension
Silent Hill
Dawn of the Dead
28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
The Descent
House of 1000 Corpses
The Devil's Rejects
30 Days of Night
1408
Calvaire
Deliverance
Southern Comfort
Dog Soldiers
[Rec]

^^ mate check out a film called Pandorum its a space horror movie from last year.

freaking awesome I loved it

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1188729/

added it to the list!

my god, for someone who doesn't like horror movies, i have seen most of them


i watched the latest Shrek movie, is nothing special really but a nice watch. Puss in Boats is best character as always

also watched This Boy's Life. An oldie movie with a very young Leonardo Di Caprio and Robert Di Niro. Its about Tobias Wolff upbringing and start on life. i liked it, bit close to home for me, but still, was good watching


watched Hot Tub Time Machine with the Olsta, was fricken hilarious i must say. Completely stupid humour, don't expect anything amazing and you'll dig it i reckon

speaking of horror, has anyone seen The Human Centipede?



fucked up

nope, but Hughbert you should add - Midnight Meat Train, well good and scary yes

ahh yes ive heard of that one! thanks for the reminder Liz!

huge wrote: House of 1000 Corpses

Love this. Use samples from soundtrack in a mix I did once. Movie is Texas Chainsaw rip off story line, but done so well non-the-less.

Midnight Meat Train is awesome..

... and totally not the title of a black gay porno.

Yeah watched Hot Tub Time Machine and it's well funny. Also watched Green Zone which was pretty good too.

deviant wrote:Midnight Meat Train is awesome..

I thought it sucked pretty bad actually! Some shocking acting and pretty lame bits. The main fight scene near the end was so crap!

A prophet

frenchy prison film
very good

i downloaded that last week. will watch.

nic wrote:A prophet

frenchy prison film

recommended also.

some other fillums of note that i've seen lately:

• "the ghost writer": polanski directing ewan mcgregor. apart from the hoor of kim cattrall trying to do an english accent, a brilliant return to form from all concerned.
• "wasted on the young": over hyped and over edited. some good acting performances ruined by a ludicrous plot. poss poss watchable for suburban shards action.
• "four lions": brilliant satire based on four wannabe suicide bombers in bradford (northern england). a must see.

apophenian wrote:

almax wrote:Exited through the gift shop myself last night, fkn awesome movie, really well done, thought provoking and hilarious.
Anyone know the background to this movie? is MBW just a creation of Banksy and Fairleys so they can sell without being seen to 'sell out'?

Rumor is that MBW is a creation, tho Banksy denies it.

As for selling out, Banksy's pieces already go for up to half a million each....

Saw it last night. MBW is 100% a creation of Banksy's, too many things stood out to me and the other street artists I spoke to...there may be a Thierry, but he did not make all that crap art biting everyone else's style. Also, if he had done that show on the scale it said, we would have heard about it down here, and I have never, in all my work and life and travels, heard of MBW.

Great film, love Banksy. and while his pieces might sell to douches like Brangelina for half a million each, the same peices are available for free download at high res on his site, so hes not really selling out, hes being fuckin smart and capitalising on idiots jumping on bandwagons in my mind. KUDOS!



Id marry him without knowing what he looks like tbh.

what if he looked like this??

jesus h christ

erm.

okay maybe not if he looked like that.

caught the end of schindlers list on seven last night...not the smartest move to watch it while drifting off to sleep.

this will cheer you up mate

WTF LOL

feel better?

hahahah nope.

Fents wrote:caught the end of schindlers list on seven last night...not the smartest move to watch it while drifting off to sleep.

same.

ghetto kitty wrote:

Fents wrote:caught the end of schindlers list on seven last night...not the smartest move to watch it while drifting off to sleep.

same.

also same. good old schindler.

although i don't like how they don't mention about his escalator company.

huhuhuhu Dad joke ftw.

Fents wrote:hahahah nope.

Have you tried a ?

that smily is no good, he should be smiling after the beer....but maybe he is just alcoholic?

Huh. It's meant to be frowning before beer, but I guess the loop throws it out.

Edit: any better ?

WD Live TV = new best friend.

now to sit on my arse all winter.

heheh not really retzie, but if i lag my observation techniques then it works

mrj wrote:WD Live TV = new best friend.

now to sit on my arse all winter.

I bought an Xbox instead & now regretting it coz I can't play .mkv files through it

you can bring your HD over if you need some moar stuff to watch

breaksRbest wrote:

mrj wrote:WD Live TV = new best friend.

now to sit on my arse all winter.

I bought an Xbox instead & now regretting it coz I can't play .mkv files through it

you can bring your HD over if you need some moar stuff to watch

thanks brb

we just accuired many 100's of MB which we have to get through first, but i expect we may need un update at some point

surely you can get a firmware hack/update for the xbox to play .mkv?

retzie wrote:Huh. It's meant to be frowning before beer, but I guess the loop throws it out.

Edit: any better ?

damnnnn straight you legend. spamming out my beer forum with it! had lotsa comments already!!! sent system a PM today asking him to add to MB. if you ever need anything just shout out, i owe you. (beer too when you come visit home)

mrj wrote:surely you can get a firmware hack/update for the xbox to play .mkv?

no can do booo. you can convert them but it's a PITA

josh this is the forum i was talking about for your WDTV live http://wdtvforum.com/main/

this one would be a good one for thumbs http://wdtvforum.com/main/index.php?topic=3345.0

sweet thanks, was thinking last night that although thumbs are not at all neccesary, they would still be kinda cool.

they'll change your life tbh

I'm happy with my thumbs, helps when holding a beer

Battle Royale

holy shitballs this movie is good.

favourite scene NSFW - http://cscentrl.com/battle-royal-int1.jpg

the karate kid. looks good tbh.

Watch the posted video on YouTube.