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mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:17 am

The thread we had to have

- Can you put that in the form of a question
- Ok, what if that thing I said?

Terry Tate · Post by **Terry Tate** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:24 am

i cant remember exactly what the nibblonian says but its along lines of -

"he's managed to cobble together a working brain out of other brainwaves"

leela - " like a prom dress made out of carpet remnants!"

nibblonian - "yes, like your prom dress"

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:32 am

For this hip young company tomorrow is today and today is yesterday........you heard me

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:37 am

"Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!"

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:42 am

so what are you guys doing tonight? I'm up for whatever.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:44 am

Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:49 am

Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar.

aspekt · Post by **aspekt** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:50 am

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards....Checkmate!

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:55 am

I'm getting a reading of over 14,000 mega fonzies

Terry Tate · Post by **Terry Tate** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:07 pm

not a quotes, but something that always makes me chuckle is the sign outside the brooklyn aquarium - "we got your fish right here, pal!"

fancy cigar, why dont you smoke it already! puff, puff! go! go! go!

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:15 pm

You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was

gb · Post by gb » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:36 pm

Go on Kif, have a smoke. All the teenagers are doing it, and they seem pretty on the ball.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:42 pm

That song doesn't normally last three hours, but we got into a serious thing.....and then I forgot how it ended

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:49 pm

cj the taniwha · Post by **cj the taniwha** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:49 pm

Narrator: You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.
Clyde Smith: [Smith is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins] Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven!
[wins again]
Clyde Smith: A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in HELL!
Sebastian Cabot: No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane!
[unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it]
Clyde Smith: There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!
Sebastian Cabot: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
[Pulls out a mirror. Clyde's reflection indeed looks like Hitler]
Clyde Smith: No!
[turns to a woman sitting next to him]
Clyde Smith: Eva Braun! Help me!
[the woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly]
Clyde Smith: A-a-ah!
Bender: Saw it coming.

Amy Wong: You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later on you realize he actually has a really good body.

Leela: Someone should teach you a lesson.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Well, if it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?
Kif Kroker: Ugh... "Sexlexia".

This one's just for Mr Shepherd:

Oscar Presenter: And the nominees for Best Soft Drink Product Placement are... Star Trek: The Pepsi Generation, They Call Me Mr. Pibb, and Snow White and the Seven-ups.

Terry Tate · Post by **Terry Tate** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:53 pm

that was so bad i think it gave me cancer!

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:55 pm

Robot - Calculon! I thought you were....
Calculon - Egyptian?

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:56 pm

When I grow up I'm going to have SO MUCH amnesia.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:57 pm

"Kittens give Morbo gas"

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:58 pm

Very well, but if this cape runs, consider your species EXTINCT

Terry Tate · Post by **Terry Tate** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:00 pm

my hands... theyre HUGE. they can touch everything but themselves.
*touches hands*
...oh

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:03 pm

^
rofl

"I think this hippy is kicking in"

Nenenda: "Your LAST wife was the one who liked lilacs"
Morbo: "She also liked to shut up"

gb · Post by gb » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:03 pm

Professor Farnsworth: Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a Great White shark—suddenly you've gone too far!

Terry Tate · Post by **Terry Tate** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:40 pm

Bender: Wait, I've got it. Professor, make a woman out of me!
Professor: Oh I think we should just stay friends

Sold your body!! Oh Bender, I been down that road. I know it's galmorous, and the parties are great. But you'll end up spending every dollar you make on jewelery and skin-tight pants.

SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!

Post by **system** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:50 pm

Zoidberg cracks me up everytime.

Dr Zoidberg wrote:What are you moaning about? Just get on your claws and do the apology dance!

Dr Zoidberg wrote:She's a hateful monster this Morgan! She scolded and hit me! I'm telling you she's risking my friendship with her!

Post by **system** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:59 pm

Dr Zoidberg wrote:Ah, the years. So many memories. So many strange fluids gushing from patients bodies.

Dr Zoidberg wrote:Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school so remind me: disembowling in your species - fatal or non-fatal?

Dr Zoidberg wrote:Hmm, this love intrigues me. Teach me to fake it!

Terry Tate · Post by **Terry Tate** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:40 pm

system wrote:Zoidberg cracks me up everytime.

i reckon he has the best lines after zapp brannigan.

'in my experience boxes are normaly empty, or sometimes with a little cheese stuck to the top. and one time, pepperoni! what a day that was!

gb · Post by gb » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:48 pm

Terry Tate wrote:
system wrote:Zoidberg cracks me up everytime.
i reckon he has the best lines after zapp brannigan.

'in my experience boxes are normaly empty, or sometimes with a little cheese stuck to the top. and one time, pepperoni! what a day that was!

And as the seasons go on, Zoidberg is just hated more and more.

Professor (as he's being sucked into vortex): And with my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!!!

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:59 pm

- Quiet Robut, Benders on!

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:37 pm

I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:38 pm

If I told you you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little??

Terry Tate · Post by **Terry Tate** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:51 pm

^^
haha i love that.

when romanticrop are testing pickup lines -

"is heaven missing an angel? cause youve got nice cans"

"my two favourite things are commitment and changing myself"

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:54 pm

I call it a hawking hole

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:53 pm

Zap: "oh and Kiff, get the boy to lay out my formal shorts"

Kiff: "The boy sir?"

Zap: "You, you lay out my formal shorts"

Post by **system** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:27 pm

Zap Brannigan wrote:Lower.. lower.. lower..

TOO LOW!

Lower..

gold.

Terry Tate · Post by **Terry Tate** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:38 pm

perhaps a hard spanking is in order

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:44 pm

"Brannigans love is like brannigans law - Hard and Fast!"....or somethin like that

"Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!" - Zoidberg

"...And that's how I got my new shell. It looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday, and I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon inside." - Zoidberg

"The best way into a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you're in." Zapp

"Its like theres a party in mouth and everyone is throwing up" Fry

ahh love this show! Zoidberg and Zapp are my faves, crack me up

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:47 pm

oh and when Zapp pronounces Champange....haha gold

cha_chaos · Post by **cha_chaos** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:16 pm

she's in a loop and he's an idiot!

that upplies to so many everyday situations i find about

Kilgore_Trout · Post by **Kilgore_Trout** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:31 pm

Bonitis? That's a pretty funny name for a horrible disease

Kilgore_Trout · Post by **Kilgore_Trout** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:32 pm

"Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived..."

Terry Tate · Post by **Terry Tate** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:00 pm

i feel like i was mauled by jesus

Post by **system** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:33 am

Dr Zoidberg wrote:Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:52 pm

- I move that your cat stinks, and is ugly
- Second

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:03 pm

Chekov: "How can you do a spoken word version of a rap song?"
Melllvar (with 3 Ls): "He found a way"

Carlz · Post by **Carlz** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:27 pm

Frys still my fave:

"It's like that drug trip in that movie I saw when I was on that drug trip."
"Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!"
"I did do the nasty in the past-y."
"I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff."
"My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?"
"This is the best movie I've ever seen. It has a vampire and an explosion!"

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:30 am

You should write a book Fry, people need to know about the CAN-EAT-MORE

Terry Tate · Post by **Terry Tate** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 11:21 am

YOU WATCHED IT, YOU CAN'T UN-WATCH IT!

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:02 pm

"Look, he can do 2 things at once, eat and swim! Oh wait, 3 things!"

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:03 pm

Just who does that guy think I am