Beer Slogans ?

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:01 pm

Right i need some slogans for my homebrew labels...Not very creative when it comes to thinking of stuff like this so i need ur help...

Best i could come up with is "Tastes better than a dogs ass".

Any slogan i use of someone else's will get a free Longneck of my brew and trust me its tatsy. Its an Amber Ale if that helps.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:03 pm

Amber Ale: "Shits All Over Your Stale Pale Ale"

Amber Ale: "The Holy Grail that Never Fails"

or,

Amber Ale: "The Andy C of Ale's"

nhd · Post by **nhd** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:03 pm

"Good for What Ale's Ya"

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:04 pm

Thats what im talking bout Direkt!

NHD - I've seen that one used before on a commercial beer.

Post by **lynt** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:04 pm

"Like a bought one"

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:05 pm

the amber ale that never fails?

the ale that makes the makes the males pale and the females portrail of snails fail?

note why i never went into advertising.

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:07 pm

"you can get it dissin' a noob, you can get it havin' a genre fight, you can get it locking a thread, as a matter of fact, I've got it now"

Terry Tate · Post by **Terry Tate** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:10 pm

flippo wrote:"you can get it dissin' a noob, you can get it havin' a genre fight, you can get it locking a thread, as a matter of fact, I've got it now"

hahahahahahahah

Post by **breaksRbest** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:22 pm

"why are you reading this? DRINK!"

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:23 pm

Why sit on a fence when you can drink a Fents.
True Blue Ale for Yobbos and clownsetppers.
A beer in a bottle, a re-used bottle, ahhhhh
I can't believe its not beer

sorry no creative juice today.

LÃ³s Kasinoâ€” · Thu May 18, 2006 5:25 pm

CALIBRE COLD - "It's liquid drum n bass"

heh !

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:28 pm

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:31 pm

"BEEFY!! BEEFY"

"not named after an animal"

"It's Grimey!! (if you stir it up)"

Shit, I'm really no good at this..... I give up

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:34 pm

repost

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:36 pm

Lynt and Direkt 1 bottle each, Direkt ur's will be waiting till next weekend, Lynt i'll bring ur's into dmc soon.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:39 pm

YAY!!!!!!!!

Looking forward to "dropping it down", ala MC Fats stylee!

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:41 pm

Wats in Watsonia.

Post by **lynt** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:42 pm

Fents wrote:Lynt and Direkt 1 bottle each, Direkt ur's will be waiting till next weekend, Lynt i'll bring ur's into dmc soon.

Rad!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:43 pm

damn i missed out. not that i can think of anything right now

Post by **system** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:45 pm

"The brew that is true."

"Good for what ails ya."

"Stop reading, start drinking."

"Watsonia's finest."

(I like bRb's the best so far, special mention to Lynt.)

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:45 pm

Keep em coming more bottles to share.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:49 pm

Amber Ale: "less wobble, more gobble"

Post by **system** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:55 pm

"Needs more parma."

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:56 pm

Amber Ale: "Can't Stop Till The Last Drop"

Post by **breaksRbest** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:58 pm

Fents Amber Ale "not for the Salmon Polo set"

Fents Amber Ale "Just Drink It"

Fents Amber Ale "Drink this to make her look better"

Fents Amber Ale "Ya Mum LOVES IT"

Fents Amber Ale "Coz we're outta Boags"

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:59 pm

"Looks like piss, but isn't!"

"Amber Ale is like a woman, it looks good, it smells good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one"

"Amber Ale - tis the drink of gods"

"Gold Beer"

"Watsonia Massive reprezent golden styles"

Post by **breaksRbest** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:59 pm

system wrote:"Needs more parma."

GOLD!

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:59 pm

Amber Ale: "Don't Spill the Ill Chill"

Post by **system** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:01 pm

"Now with instant beer googles."

"I can't believe it's not Melbourne."

"Watsie > any other beer."

"Melbourne's hidden secret."

"Get this in ya."

Post by **system** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:01 pm

"Goes in amber, comes out blonde."

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:03 pm

"It's beer, what more do you need to know? sheeesh"

Post by **breaksRbest** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:04 pm

"I liked it so much, I bought the company"

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:04 pm

"pwnd"

"It's good"

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:13 pm

"you better not be thinking of drinking this warm"

Post by **system** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:14 pm

"Better in than out."

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:14 pm

hahaha all classics

Thread has been bookmarked

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:14 pm

system wrote:"Better in than out."

GOLD!

FliP · Post by **FliP** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:26 pm

system wrote:"Needs more parma."

:ROFL:
u gotta run that one..
how but somethin simple..

"Get it upya"

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:30 pm

It's not a dildo bud.

Get it in ya might be more appropriate.

Unless you're targeting the alcoholic sex aid market of course! It's pretty much un-tapped from what I hear, pardon the pun.

Post by **system** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:32 pm

cricket themes!

"Boonie approved."

"Doug Walters loves it."

"Gets Warnie texting."

"Warnie likes a double."

"Smashing."

Post by **lynt** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:41 pm

"Drink local"

LÃ³s Kasinoâ€” · Thu May 18, 2006 6:44 pm

breaksRbest wrote:
Fents Amber Ale "Coz we're outta Boags"

classic !!!

johnnynostars · Post by **johnnynostars** » Thu May 18, 2006 7:05 pm

"It'll get ya drunk!"

FliP · Post by **FliP** » Thu May 18, 2006 7:23 pm

Direktor wrote:It's not a dildo bud.

Get it in ya might be more appropriate.

Unless you're targeting the alcoholic sex aid market of course! It's pretty much un-tapped from what I hear, pardon the pun.

just goin for the bogan crowd..

FliP · Post by **FliP** » Thu May 18, 2006 7:25 pm

"you'll be fuckin fat bitches in no time..!"

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Thu May 18, 2006 7:48 pm

"what would jesus drink?"

johnnynostars · Post by **johnnynostars** » Thu May 18, 2006 7:50 pm

flippo wrote:"what would jesus drink?"

Wine he made from water, of course. He'd drink homebrew and smile, just to be nice though.

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Fri May 19, 2006 9:40 am

You've just pissed in a dumpster...it's Miller time!

dirty dave · Post by **dirty dave** » Fri May 19, 2006 10:58 am

why'd i fuck that whale? put it down to fent's amber ale!

Post by **breaksRbest** » Fri May 19, 2006 1:54 pm

Fents Amber Ale - Just the right amount of Cowbell