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breaksRbest
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by breaksRbest » Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:19 pm
when someone
thinks they are singing the correct words to a song and they are totally wrong..
what are the funniest ones you've heard?
Sam0's attempt at "I wish I was a little bit taller" takes todays cake
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JAMESSSS
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by JAMESSSS » Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:20 pm
hahahaha
my flatmate owns this category. Can't remeber any now tho.
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great_magnet
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by great_magnet » Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:25 pm
My bro used to sing "Ice is back with my friends who are bitchin" instead of Ice is back with my brand new invention"....
This ain't no party
This ain't no disco
This ain't no foolin' around
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by valuetime » Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:32 pm
go vanilla.
cookin emcee's like a pound of bacon.
JAMESSSS
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by JAMESSSS » Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:35 pm
Actually come to think of it on first hear I though that "I am a terrorist, T.E.R.R.O.I.S.T" song said "I am a tourist, T.O.U.R.I.S.T"
Now after eharing it while not bent I know it doesn't. But I wish it did.
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Hardy
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by Hardy » Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:39 pm
Steve Winwood - Valerie
When I was a kid I used to think he sang "With the wind from her arse".
Turns out i was wrong. I still prefer my version though.
quick
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by quick » Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:42 pm
James Rayne
"Down Hearted... spent a penny and only farted, eeeyeah"
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
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by Ag3nT[]0raNg3 » Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:42 pm
quick wrote: James Rayne
"Down Hearted... spent a penny and only farted, eeeyeah"
bahahaaaa
Lós Kasino—
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by Lós Kasino— » Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:48 pm
Calibre & High Contrast - The other side
"sure feel like a coke, sure feel like a coka-cola!!!"
i dont think anyone know the lyrics to that one....
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by valuetime » Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:49 pm
what about the vocals on vertigo (matrix and danny j, not fucking u2)?
no idea, but i sing along anyway...
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by JAMESSSS » Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:57 pm
Throw your fists up
Slipped through your fingers
You've been slipped through
Homer Simpson Homer Simpson
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JAMESSSS
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by JAMESSSS » Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:58 pm
Also I am still sure that 3am says
"you are blackbird, you are blackbird, you are blackbird, you are"
Listen and learn.
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Lós Kasino—
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by Lós Kasino— » Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:00 pm
jbs wrote: Also I am still sure that 3am says
"you are blackbird, you are blackbird, you are blackbird, you are"
Listen and learn.
LOL!!!! yes!!! i always thought it said that too.....
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by JAMESSSS » Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:01 pm
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Lós Kasino—
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by Lós Kasino— » Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:05 pm
freaky!
maybe thats what it actually says then ??!?!?
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by almax » Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:43 pm
jbs wrote: Actually come to think of it on first hear I though that "I am a terrorist, T.E.R.R.O.I.S.T" song said "I am a tourist, T.O.U.R.I.S.T"
Now after eharing it while not bent I know it doesn't. But I wish it did.
when i first heard it i thought it was "i am determined", couldnt figure out the whole spelling caper after it, i was all
for awhile before it dawned. Im just useless with lyrics thou anywho, its more fun when you make em up yo'self
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by lynt » Thu Mar 10, 2005 5:58 pm
D-Bridge - China Blue (or it could be Labyrinth, infact I think it is)
Diva sings..... "I can't find my credit card......"
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by SoulWhiteMan » Thu Mar 10, 2005 9:33 pm
forget artist but
"I believe in miracles, Claira Toms... I wanna sex you baby"
by me when I was widdler
great_magnet
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by great_magnet » Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:15 am
jbs wrote: Actually come to think of it on first hear I though that "I am a terrorist, T.E.R.R.O.I.S.T" song said "I am a tourist, T.O.U.R.I.S.T"
Now after eharing it while not bent I know it doesn't. But I wish it did.
Same! Was listening to it this morning on the train and was hearing tourist then kept thinking why the fuck can't they spell terrorist...
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This ain't no disco
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Fents
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by Fents » Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:46 am
Klute - Take a Breath - For ages i thought the intro said "Take a pill, Take a pill, TakeaPill Takeapill TakeaPill"
Until Will pulled me up
Another James Reyne one quick - Dont be so Reckless throw down ur guns....When i was lil' bo i thought it was "dont be so restless"
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by Friday » Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:21 am
a few years ago a good friend of mine was sure that the line in the ash song 'girl from mars' was
'Something that in my memory penis breaks'
instead of:
'Something that in my memory has been replaced'
she knew it didn't make any sense but swore that was what they were saying!
great_magnet
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by great_magnet » Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:25 am
The absolute classic is "Professional Widow" by Tori Amos
"Got a big dick"
instead of
"Gotta be big"
This ain't no party
This ain't no disco
This ain't no foolin' around
Friday
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by Friday » Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:42 am
that song
'i just can't get enough'
often sounds like
'i just can't get it up'
quick
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by quick » Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:43 am
Friday wrote: that song
'i just can't get enough'
often sounds like
'i just can't get it up'
haha, yes, I often hear that in the song.
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by great_magnet » Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:45 am
Given how many drugs Depeche Mode used to consume those lyrics are probably fairly accurate...
This ain't no party
This ain't no disco
This ain't no foolin' around
valuetime
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by valuetime » Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:18 am
a mate of mine reckons that in lyric on my lip tali says:
'nasty sausage just won't quit' instead of 'once it's stops it just won't quit'.
JAMESSSS
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by JAMESSSS » Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:28 am
valuetime wrote: a mate of mine reckons that in lyric on my lip tali says:
'nasty sausage just won't quit' instead of 'once it's stops it just won't quit'.
I know people who also state this
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by ukime » Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:29 am
great_magnet wrote: The absolute classic is "Professional Widow" by Tori Amos
"Got a big dick"
instead of
"Gotta be big"
haha werd.
"I have ridden the mighty moon worm." - Al Gore.
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by Penno » Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:37 am
Cheap wine and a three-legged goat
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quick
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by quick » Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:49 am
Penno wrote: Cheap wine and a three-legged goat
nice, I thought it said, "cheap wine and a 3-day growth", then I found out I was right...
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
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by Penno » Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:08 pm
Dude I just remembered I saw a very alarming thing on the news the other night - Jimmy Barnes speaking against drink driving "2am, 3am whatever, give me a call and I'll give you a lift home"
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by quick » Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:10 pm
eww... I'd rather risk it, than have him in my car...
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by DBoy » Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:18 pm
Penno wrote: Dude I just remembered I saw a very alarming thing on the news the other night - Jimmy Barnes speaking against drink driving "2am, 3am whatever, give me a call and I'll give you a lift home"
that was classic, I so want his number, (did Paris have it?). Jimmy Barnes, driver of australian drunks.
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by Penno » Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:30 pm
"Jimmy man how are ya.... yeah man whatever look we need a lift home read bad man, waay to fucked to drive cos like we've been drinkin' and we got kicked outta this place but the bouncer was a dick and so johnno smashed a glass on him man it was pisser... nah I'm positive I couldn't drive man... nah Johnno either man he's spewin' in the gutter... wicked thanks bro"
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by DBoy » Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:36 pm
"Barnsey, maaate, look none of the taxis will pick us up cause johnno keeps throwing stuff at 'em, come and get us will ya."
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by great_magnet » Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:58 pm
"By the way Barnsey, you know your daughter who was in the Tin Lids, is she single, cos Johnno reckons she's noice"
This ain't no party
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by JAMESSSS » Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:01 pm
"Hang on mate, let's take it easy - I reckon this CD is about to skip. Nah mate, it must be fucked. Let's have a look-see. Oh nah, it's that thing on the bit mate.
You heard of BSE?"
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by breaksRbest » Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:08 pm
quick wrote: Friday wrote: that song
'i just can't get enough'
often sounds like
'i just can't get it up'
haha, yes, I often hear that in the song.
is that when the girl in your bed sings it to you?
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quick
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by quick » Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:30 pm
breaksRbest wrote: quick wrote: Friday wrote: that song
'i just can't get enough'
often sounds like
'i just can't get it up'
haha, yes, I often hear that in the song.
is that when the girl in your bed sings it to you?
Mate, you should of seen it before it was edited...
"haha, yes, I often hear that"
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by mecka » Fri Mar 11, 2005 3:51 pm
I love the ones where somebody is singing along the right words for a while and then it just degrades into gibberish.
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by RingersRinseOut » Fri Mar 11, 2005 5:00 pm
Kind of off topic but in the Scratch Perverts track Beat Down a woman whispers "I wanna shit on you" ?!?!? Anyone else heard this? Maybe they are into scat or something
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by DEAN G » Fri Mar 11, 2005 5:39 pm
RingersRinseOut wrote: Kind of off topic but in the Scratch Perverts track Beat Down a woman whispers "I wanna shit on you" ?!?!? Anyone else heard this? Maybe they are into scat or something
We all know your a 'scatman' curly!
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by Trailer_trash » Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:33 pm
Wot is MC Sureshock goin on about in that Greg Packer tune 'Wonderful'(revisted)..It sounds like he's goin on about 'white hooters'....correct me if im wrong
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by Amick » Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:59 pm
Future Prophecies - Dreadlock
My best mate reckons its 'Jenga'
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by Grania » Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:08 am
Here are a couple that friends got wrong at an earlier age:
Instead of "She's got a ticket to ride"
"She's got a chicken to ride."
and from 'Take It Easy' by The Eagles/ Jackson Browne
"I'm looking for a lover who won't blow my cover. She's so hard to find."
became
"I'm looking for a lover who won't blow my brother..."
The greatest consolation in life is to say what one thinks.
- Voltaire
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by fmf » Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:58 pm
for a while there i thought there was a song that went
'i gotta lyric on my lip,
roni size's cock is too thick'
but apparently i'm wrong
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by Blush » Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:42 pm
I thought till very recently that Pump the Jam went "Get your boobies on the floor tonight" ... since been told it's something about getting your booty on the floor ... wish I hadn't sung it at the top of my voice so often now ...
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