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Lizkins
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by Lizkins » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:12 pm
Yo Girls,
So how about getting that time of the month aye. Pretty crappy
and heels kill me aye
ummmm, what else?
Polecat
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by Polecat » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:12 pm
hahahah!!!! you rock Liz!
Just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.
lynt
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by lynt » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:13 pm
Can someone make me a sandwich please?
Lizkins
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by Lizkins » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:14 pm
Little Evil
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by Little Evil » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:14 pm
Show us your baps!
lynt
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by lynt » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:15 pm
What's the matter babe? You ok?
Lizkins
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by Lizkins » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:15 pm
Polecat wrote: hahahah!!!! you rock Liz!
cheers PC
so what chick stuff have you done today Miss PC?
oh oh oh wait i thought of something. that Johnny Depp guy can come clean my house any day of the week huh huh, good one aye
Lizkins
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by Lizkins » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:16 pm
lynt wrote:
What's the matter babe? You ok?
i'm fine!
[turns around, acts miffed, mumbles - what a fricken idiot under breathe]
Lizkins
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by Lizkins » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:17 pm
Little Evil wrote: Show us your baps!
show us your "fun bags"
lynt
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by lynt » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:17 pm
Lizkins wrote:
i'm fine!
[turns around, acts miffed, mumbles - what a fricken idiot under breathe]
Sweet, sandwich?
Arex
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by Arex » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:17 pm
lynt wrote: Can someone make me a sandwich please?
me too and don't be stingy on the mustard. thanks love.
Seriously its like cash with dicks...
Polecat
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by Polecat » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:19 pm
Liz, I went shopping for shoes and clothes. You know.. a girls favourite hobby! Shopping!!!!!
Just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.
fooishbar
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by fooishbar » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:22 pm
DBoy
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by DBoy » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:24 pm
Polecat wrote: Liz, I went shopping for shoes and clothes. You know.. a girls favourite hobby! Shopping!!!!!
ummmm, sneaker freakers and apes or STFU.
munt beard
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by munt beard » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:25 pm
pass theat bottle of rum, I'm gonna pour a few shots for us all.
Little Evil
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by Little Evil » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:27 pm
Lizkins wrote: Little Evil wrote: Show us your baps!
show us your "fun bags"
Baby, we need to get your baps and my fun bags together - we could run things round here.
(kidding)
Hardy
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by Hardy » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:30 pm
So today I tried those new flourescent tampons, and I must say they were fannytastic! It fit my squack perfectly, and when it came time to take the mouse out of the house, there was no mess, no fuss!
Little Evil
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by Little Evil » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:31 pm
'SQUACK???"
lynt
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by lynt » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:36 pm
Above the belt lads... all good but ladies present and all that
Hardy
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by Hardy » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:42 pm
lynt wrote: Above the belt lads... all good but ladies present and all that
You're so... MALE! PFFFT!
You don't know what it's like to have that "not so fresh" feeling.
lynt
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by lynt » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:42 pm
Hardy wrote: lynt wrote: Above the belt lads... all good but ladies present and all that
You're so... MALE! PFFFT!
You don't know what it's like to have that "not so fresh" feeling.
breaksRbest
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by breaksRbest » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:53 pm
this thread is like Oaks Day, supposedly for the ladies, but full of blokes
I think I am, Therefore I am. I think
valuetime
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by valuetime » Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:00 pm
gold, hard-on... especially 'fannytastic'.
Mellogs
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by Mellogs » Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:14 pm
breaksRbest wrote:
this thread is like Oaks Day, supposedly for the ladies, but full of blokes
haha, its funny cause its true
...and basically that's the situation
PahMaLa
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by PahMaLa » Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:22 pm
nice one Liz, so anyway I broke a damn nail today!
munt beard
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by munt beard » Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:28 pm
D wrote: nice one Liz, so anyway I broke a damn nail today!
you should hit them straight on, with the hammer, other wise they can bend and obvously break, damn!
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by factory worker » Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:35 pm
munt beard wrote: D wrote: nice one Liz, so anyway I broke a damn nail today!
you should hit them straight on, with the hammer, other wise they can bend and obvously break, damn!
WTF????
The best way to cure a broken heart is to give the pieces away
Mellogs
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by Mellogs » Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:50 pm
I'm on this awesome diet... its called 'not eating'. Its extremely cost effective too
...and basically that's the situation
Mellogs
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by Mellogs » Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:56 pm
has anyone been to the new day spa at the GPO, i seriously recommend it
...and basically that's the situation
spazz
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by spazz » Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:05 pm
Hardy wrote: So today I tried those new flourescent tampons, and I must say they were fannytastic! It fit my squack perfectly, and when it came time to take the mouse out of the house, there was no mess, no fuss!
I think I love you Hardy. Fits my squaak bahahahahahah
Hey Liz we are all in touch with your fem side ya know?
killeye
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by killeye » Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:17 pm
omigod saw this total spunk when I was at work today...he was like soooooo hot!!
spazz
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by spazz » Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:26 pm
killeye wrote: omigod saw this total spunk when I was at work today...he was like soooooo hot!!
If you were in the UK......it would mean that someone blew their load at work today..
Little Evil
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by Little Evil » Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:33 pm
Hey, if it's a female thread - why don't you alll get together and talk about something constructive - like felatio techniques, touching eachothers nipples, moaning/talking filthy during sex, or something along those lines.
I can speak for alll the guys when I say that their will be no interuptions if you break out into a topic such as this .
We will just observe with incredible, polite interest, and leave you to your own devices.
Will
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by Will » Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:39 pm
Little Evil wrote: We will just observe with incredible, polite interest, and leave you to your own devices.
Mmmm... devices.
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by mecka » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:00 am
Speakin o' which, ripped from another forum:
This morning a lady arrived at the Post Office with a Parcel Collection card.
I located the parcel, which looked to be a regular item from overseas. As I handed it over to her, she noticed that there was quite a large tear on the underside of the package near one end.
"This has been opened" she said. So I checked the parcel and it appeared to be a tear created because of how tight the item had been packed into a padded bag that was probably too small. I asked her if she could check the contents and if anything was missing i'd get her a claim form.
"It's actually for my daughter, she asked me not to open it" she said, and I asked her if she'd like a form anyway just in case. But then she did something she will probably regret for a while... she pulled out the contents.
Inside the padded bag (with the customs declaration description of "massager") was a smallish gel vibrator device, complete with porno-chic packaging.
I pretended I didn't see it, or the shocked look on her face, and just stood there organising other parcels while she hastily stuffed the happy machine back in it's bag.
"Um, can you please tape this up, and write on it that the bag arrived in this condition and it was repaired by Australia Post? Please?"
It's going to be awkward in that house tonight.
Hardy
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by Hardy » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:38 am
Which forum? Source or STFU!
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by B0mBjAcK » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:50 am
tha'ts pure gold! This thread is great should be a sticky
what about guys intouch with their girly side?
That's so plausible I can't believe it!
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Hardy
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by Hardy » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:57 am
Don't lie womens, I know what goes on when we mens aren't around...
*EDIT* Why do I get the feeling i'm going to be really unpopular today?
miss betty
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by miss betty » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:34 am
ok lay-daz...help me out with this one:
women asking guyz for phone numbers...hot or not hot?????
i know its the new millennium n all that shit, but how many chicks out there do practice this?? or is still the boyz that are carving up all the phone numbers....???
Lephrenic
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by Lephrenic » Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:44 am
miss betty wrote: women asking guyz for phone numbers...hot or not hot?????
Why would anyone think there's something wrong with that? And what's the alternative?
lynt
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by lynt » Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:03 am
miss betty wrote: women asking guyz for phone numbers...hot or not hot?????
HOT.
B0mBjAcK
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by B0mBjAcK » Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:12 am
miss betty wrote: women asking guyz for phone numbers...hot or not hot?????
Hell yes its hawt!
That's so plausible I can't believe it!
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Rob M
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by Rob M » Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:58 am
B0mBjAcK wrote: miss betty wrote: women asking guyz for phone numbers...hot or not hot?????
Hell yes its hawt!
hotness, as long as it is only
my phone number.
miss betty
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by miss betty » Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:56 am
gold..i love how its all the boyz that have answered this one in the girls only thread...
haha
i agree special hegg, i think nothing is wrong with it...
i was just wondering if it actually is going on though??? hmmm...oh well...its just some random shit to talk about...hehe
Little Evil
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by Little Evil » Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:01 am
I never take girls numbers, I always make sure they take mine.
That way the ball is in their court, and half the work is already done if the phone rings 2-3 days later.
Why else would she ring if she didn't want it bad?
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by gnat » Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:20 am
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind - Dr. Seuss
Focus
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by Focus » Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:25 am
Click here
I agree with this, cmon girls get into it![/url]
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by reverb » Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:30 am
Good morning, fellow chicks and a big hello to all the blokes tuning in.
An honarable mention to Hermaphrodites, he-she's, women-men and any other niche transgender streams as well as asexuals.
What a lovely day it is out there!
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