TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

Lephrenic · Post by **Lephrenic** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:34 pm

Love the question mark in the autocue: "I'm Ron Burgandy?"

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:37 pm

I'm stuck on 40 Year Old Virgin now. Not as good, but some classic one-liners.

Post by **system** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:39 pm

great_magnet wrote:I'm stuck on 40 Year Old Virgin now. Not as good, but some classic one-liners.

I like it better!

"All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, 'tackle the gazelle.' And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches."

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:39 pm

Don't tell me you're not impressed...

Hilarrrrious

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:41 pm

Here's one of my faves:

You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I am the 7th degree imperial yo-yo master. Ooooh, do me yo-yo master I want you to do me cuz you're the yo-yo guy...

Post by **system** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:43 pm

you'd like this one too:

"Y'know, I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand, but he's rocking the shit in this one!"

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:45 pm

That's gold, the more I watch it the funnier it gets...

Post by **system** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:46 pm

gwarn!

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:48 pm

great_magnet wrote:I'm stuck on a 40 Year Old Virgin now

hmmmmmm

have you tried using some sort of solvent?

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:49 pm

Lizkins wrote:dad: stop fidgeting

kid: i can't

dad: there must be fridgeting spiders in your pants

kid: what?

*dad grabs kid and tickles kid like there are spiders everywhere*

kid: [giggling, screaming and running away]

i know this one too well actually (when i was a kid of course )

If my dad had said that to me I would have just freaked out.

"THERES SPIDERS IN MY PANTS, GET EM OUT NOW"

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:51 pm

Special Hegg wrote:
mecka wrote:gwar?
Isn't that a metal band?

Punk/Metal band from the late 80s early 90s, I think. Anybody who's seen Empire Records will recall that they're the ban Mark is watching while eating hash cookies.

"Hey Mark, you play a mean guitar"
"It's a pity you must now DIE!"

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:51 pm

mrj wrote:I'm stuck on a 40 Year Old Virgin and I've even tried using some sort of solvent

If pain persists, see your doctor...

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:51 pm

My dad was always getting hypothetical

"If I have to come over there......."

My dad was also always saying things like "who are you" and "what are you doing". He was really into metaphysics

Post by **system** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:53 pm

mrj wrote:My dad was always getting hypothetical

"If I have to come over there......."

DUDE!

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:54 pm

mrj wrote:My dad was always getting hypothetical

"If I have to come over there......."

My dad was also always saying things like "who are you" and "what are you doing". He was really into metaphysics

So your Dad was either Geoffrey Robertson or Stephen Hawking?

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:55 pm

great_magnet wrote:I'm seeing a 40 Year Old Virgin Doctor stuck on persistent pain using some sort of solvent

maybe you guys could try sniffing it instead?

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:58 pm

great_magnet wrote:
mrj wrote:My dad was always getting hypothetical

"If I have to come over there......."

My dad was also always saying things like "who are you" and "what are you doing". He was really into metaphysics
So your Dad was either Geoffrey Robertson or Stephen Hawking?

neither, although he did speak through a vocoder.

Kinda sucked, at dinnertime when he said grace I though we were being invaded by ultra-religious cyborgs

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Tue May 02, 2006 7:00 pm

mrj wrote:
great_magnet wrote:
mrj wrote:My dad was always getting hypothetical

"If I have to come over there......."

My dad was also always saying things like "who are you" and "what are you doing". He was really into metaphysics
So your Dad was either Geoffrey Robertson or Stephen Hawking?
neither, although he did speak through a vocoder.

Kinda sucked, at dinnertime when he said grace I though we were being invaded by ultra-religious cyborgs

Could have been worse, they could have been acid-taking quasi-religious psyborgs lost on their way to Galaxycore.

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Tue May 02, 2006 7:02 pm

mrj wrote:I'm seeing a 40 Year Old Virgin Doctor stuck on persistent pain using some sort of solvent and he said maybe you could try sniffing guys instead?

Perhaps a second opinion is in order?

Post by **fooishbar** » Tue May 02, 2006 9:56 pm

dust wrote:Ooh ooh GM I thought of you the other day because i watched Anchorman again and i laughed as much as i did the first time.

I know you're another Ron Burgandy fan.

I'm Ron Burgandy. Go fuck yourselves San Diago

hahahahaha
SHE HAS BEAUTIFUL EYES, AND HER HAIR SMELLS LIKE CINNAMON!!

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Tue May 02, 2006 10:29 pm

Oh so many lines from that movie... so many.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed May 03, 2006 2:24 am

I just saved a mouse that my cat just dragged in, and the lil' fella is making a recovery. Makes me feel slightly better about the one I accidently toast a couple of months back.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Wed May 03, 2006 3:24 am

Perhaps you should start feeding kitty Tom?

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Wed May 03, 2006 3:25 am

mecka wrote:Perhaps you should start feeding kitty Tom?

I tried that, but he just gets hungry again.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Wed May 03, 2006 9:12 am

Morning peeps

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed May 03, 2006 9:52 am

warmring

PahMaLa · Post by **PahMaLa** » Wed May 03, 2006 10:06 am

Hello, good morning, how are we? Good?

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed May 03, 2006 10:22 am

mrj wrote:
Lizkins wrote:dad: stop fidgeting

kid: i can't

dad: there must be fridgeting spiders in your pants

kid: what?

*dad grabs kid and tickles kid like there are spiders everywhere*

kid: [giggling, screaming and running away]

i know this one too well actually (when i was a kid of course )

If my dad had said that to me I would have just freaked out.

"THERES SPIDERS IN MY PANTS, GET EM OUT NOW"

i remembered last night it was actually ANTS!!! My bad!

morning all

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed May 03, 2006 10:25 am

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed May 03, 2006 10:38 am

witty_pseudonym wrote:

hey spunky girl

what's happening?

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed May 03, 2006 10:41 am

Lizkins wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:

hey spunky girl what's happening?

not a whole lot lady. still thinking about getting in the shower.

should head to the library today.

how's the lovely liz?

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Wed May 03, 2006 10:43 am

Morning everyone!

Traffic = killer!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed May 03, 2006 10:44 am

witty_pseudonym wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:

hey spunky girl what's happening?
not a whole lot lady. still thinking about getting in the shower.

should head to the library today.

how's the lovely liz?

i loves showers, could spend all day in one.....sometimes

Which library? the big one in the city? Never been in there but it looks impressive!

Not bad, not bad. Thinking up rad present for my little sister's 18th birthday. She and i are so much alike its crazy yet i am struggling on her present

oh yeah, and i am working....

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Wed May 03, 2006 10:48 am

Anyone for a breakfast bickie?

http://heraldsun.news.com.au/common/sto ... 62,00.html

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Wed May 03, 2006 10:52 am

I also love showers, i could also spend all day in one. I also love spa's. Nothing better than sitting in a spa at night, when it's like a thunderstorm or something, and it's fucking freezing, and your all warm.

For some reason my brain works really fast when I'm in the shower. I think of some crazy shit. But sometimes I can just turn it off and that's nice.

goodmorning posse.

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Wed May 03, 2006 10:54 am

I would be interested to know how they collected that data. If it was done by conducting surveys, I dunno, I think that would tell you more about the way Australians answer surveys compared to the rest of the world more than anything.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed May 03, 2006 10:56 am

Lizkins wrote:Which library? the big one in the city? Never been in there but it looks impressive!

Not bad, not bad. Thinking up rad present for my little sister's 18th birthday. She and i are so much alike its crazy yet i am struggling on her present oh yeah, and i am working....

that's the one. a all but live there during semester time.

i've got my bro's 21st coming up in a couple of months so am having the same dillema. maybe i should just go to splendour and forget about the whole thing. i got nix for mine (but i was in paris).

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Wed May 03, 2006 10:58 am

morning kids

Anyone know where you can get quality, cheap print framing done in city or surrounds?

Post by **Friday** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:00 am

i've got a present dilemma too. joe's 30th this year. needs to be something super good and special. i'm thinking maybe a really nice watch. it's hard though!

Mellogs wrote: Traffic = killer!

sure was.

took two changes of the lights for me to get around the corner of lorne rd / queens rd this morning.

Post by **Friday** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:02 am

stovequeen wrote:morning kids

Anyone know where you can get quality, cheap print framing done in city or surrounds?

not 'cheap' but reasonably priced and value for money: fini frames.

on chatham st in prahran, opposite the blockbuster store.

roh works there and will look after you

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:02 am

Friday wrote:
Mellogs wrote: Traffic = killer!
sure was.

took two changes of the lights for me to get around the corner of lorne rd / queens rd this morning.

ahhh, I forgot what that was like! I'm very lucky in that regard. I might see maybe 5-10 cars on the way to work.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:06 am

witty_pseudonym wrote:
Lizkins wrote:Which library? the big one in the city? Never been in there but it looks impressive!

Not bad, not bad. Thinking up rad present for my little sister's 18th birthday. She and i are so much alike its crazy yet i am struggling on her present oh yeah, and i am working....
that's the one. a all but live there during semester time.

i've got my bro's 21st coming up in a couple of months so am having the same dillema. maybe i should just go to splendour and forget about the whole thing. i got nix for mine (but i was in paris).

crazy! i should go in there one time. just to look around.

hmmm that is a dilemma if you got nothing for yours. 21st are definitely important present buying times. I think i have worked out this so far > she is starting Uni in fashion next year so a new bag for Uni and some fashion type books. Also some shot glasses cos she is turning 18. Me thinks that'll do it

Flippo - word on the spa action when chilly outside. my boy and i did that on the gold coast last year during Winter - was fuckin radness!

....and drinking beer too in the spa is cool

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:06 am

howdy TTANers

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:07 am

This one's for you Dusty girl

Ron Burgandy to his dog:

You ate a whole wheel of cheese?? I'm not even angry...I'm impressed.

Now, you know I don't speak Spanish...

Hi Everrrrybotty

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:08 am

[liz] a crumpler would be a good 18th pressie i reckon. fashionable and funtional.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:10 am

Fents wrote:Anyone for a breakfast bickie?

http://heraldsun.news.com.au/common/sto ... 62,00.html

POLICE arrested 77,333 people for drug-related offences in Australia last year and seized more than 13.6 tonnes of illegal drugs

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:11 am

witty_pseudonym wrote:[liz] a crumpler would be a good 18th pressie i reckon. fashionable and funtional.

what's a crumpler?

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:12 am

"AUSTRALIANS snort and inject almost three tonnes of cocaine a year"

i thought that was pretty shocking too.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:13 am

Lizkins wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:[liz] a crumpler would be a good 18th pressie i reckon. fashionable and funtional.

what's a crumpler?

http://www.crumpler.com.au/home.php

very cool and very durable bags.

perfect for uni.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:16 am

witty_pseudonym wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:[liz] a crumpler would be a good 18th pressie i reckon. fashionable and funtional.

what's a crumpler?
http://www.crumpler.com.au/home.php

very cool and very durable bags.

perfect for uni.

oh man, awesome! Cheers Witty, you legend! I was thinking of a surfy packback, but they are way better!