The Spew story thread...

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:38 am

flippo wrote:I do. I spew easily at disgusting things. Someone sent me an email with a video attatchment, it was a clip from a vomiting porno. I spewed within seconds, and also the next day when someone reminded me about it. The other week i got linked to one of those shock sites, had a woman with feaces all over her and stuff, i spewed. Infact i could easily spew right now if I keep thinking about it.

Hey man, I'm sorry I made those video's. It was just a phase I was going through, and I had irritable bowel syndrome at the time, with sudden bouts of nausea - so I thought 'what the hey!' - lets make the most of a bad situation.

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:41 am

Little Evil wrote:
flippo wrote:I do. I spew easily at disgusting things. Someone sent me an email with a video attatchment, it was a clip from a vomiting porno. I spewed within seconds, and also the next day when someone reminded me about it. The other week i got linked to one of those shock sites, had a woman with feaces all over her and stuff, i spewed. Infact i could easily spew right now if I keep thinking about it.
Hey man, I'm sorry I made those video's. It was just a phase I was going through, andI had irritable bowel syndrome at the time, with sudden bouts of nausea - so I thought 'what the hey!' - lets make the most of a bad situation.

oh well that makes things different, now I've got the horn... do you realise?!! I've got the horn!!

vomting dosent give you the horn, and little evil dosent give you the horn, but the THOUGHT of little evil vomiting gives you the horn.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:51 am

'hang on a sec - Valerie is Jesus - that gives me the fuckin orn. I've got the orn I tell you, I've got the orn!"

(Ok, ifyou are not a devout fan of Derik and Clyde, like myself and Flippo are, you will have no idea what we are talking about.
'Move along people there's nothing to see here, just a man with the orn, please go back to your business')

Does me vomiting really give you the orn?

Your a sick little man Flippo - that's why I like ya!

bobinabottle · Post by **bobinabottle** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:34 pm

Some filthy disgusting cunt just boffed all over the drinking fountain at the sports center where i work. The cleaners had gone home and it was just me and this other bloke I work with.

I lost the coin toss

B0mBjAcK · Post by **B0mBjAcK** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:16 am

This thread is pure gold... first time I have read a thread from start to finnish...

Anyway one day in highschool at assembly i barfed allover a kid infront of me. One second I was standing there, the next I barfed allover him without any notice at all. Pretty lame, doesn't involve copious ammounts of alcahol but it's still a spew story.

I have nearly spewd in clubs before but I always make it to the toilet.

aspekt · Post by **aspekt** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:28 am

why is it that the spew in the sink after a raging house party is always red wine and pasta?

Schizo! · Post by **Schizo!** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:34 am

This is my worst one.

Total blinder at my mate's place when I was about 16.

Next day, totally hungover, get the urge to spew.

This guy's sisters shared a bedroom and had an ensuite, so I thought I'd go in there since it was a little more clean and private.

So I 'assume the position' with my head in the toilet.

Everything is proceeding normally until I have such a HUGE heave that I lose bowel control and crap myself. Worst part was, I knew it had happened, but I couldn't stop chucking so I was completely unable to halt the stream of liquid poo spouting out my sphincter for a good 3 minutes until I'd stopped throwing up.

Then I had to take off my pants, clean up the inside of them as well as possible, spray them with a good half a can of air freshener, put my soiled jocks in my pocket and throw them in the bin at the bus stop out the front of the house and call my daddy to come pick me up!

Was quite easily the skankiest I've ever felt.

But no-one knew, which was about the only good thing to come out of that experience

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:36 am

Schizo! wrote: But no-one knew, which was about the only good thing to come out of that experience

Hahaha you just told like 500 ppl.

bobinabottle · Post by **bobinabottle** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:24 pm

B0mBjAcK · Post by **B0mBjAcK** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:51 pm

I have nearly spewd on the dance floor at Platform 1 once. But I managed to hold it in and dance off to the toilets to get rid of it and came back got another beer and kept dancing. Don't think anyone noticed. Same thing happend @ Brown Ally downstairs.

Latest spew was after Calyx my b'day at a mates place. We went for a walk to get some KFC n came back to their place. I got some large chips which I downd real quick in double time as I was hungry. About 10 mins later I didn't feel too good and got up to go to the toilet but didn't make it and ended up spewing up the chips in the sink. It was all thick like I had chewd the chips n spat em out and i couldnt poke it down the sink so I had to scoop it out & bin it.

calstro · Post by **calstro** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:17 pm

Fents wrote:
Schizo! wrote: But no-one knew, which was about the only good thing to come out of that experience
Hahaha you just told like 500 ppl.

lol.

Schizo! · Post by **Schizo!** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:35 pm

Yeah I mean no-one knew *then.* That would have been hella embarassing.

I don't give a shit now since it was 7 years ago

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:51 am

i spewed on Tony Lockett when I was nine

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:08 am

i'll get back to you later. pretty sure there'll be some kind of embarressing incident this morning

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:50 am

Mellogs wrote:i spewed on Tony Lockett when I was nine

BHAHAHAHAHAHA

That just made me ROFL, Hard.

Ur a classic Mel.

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:24 am

ADD_Boy wrote:
Mellogs wrote:i spewed on Tony Lockett when I was nine
BHAHAHAHAHAHA

That just made me ROFL, Hard.

Ur a classic Mel.

the look on his face was priceless

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:51 am

Schizo! wrote:This is my worst one.

Total blinder at my mate's place when I was about 16.

Next day, totally hungover, get the urge to spew.

This guy's sisters shared a bedroom and had an ensuite, so I thought I'd go in there since it was a little more clean and private.

So I 'assume the position' with my head in the toilet.

Everything is proceeding normally until I have such a HUGE heave that I lose bowel control and crap myself. Worst part was, I knew it had happened, but I couldn't stop chucking so I was completely unable to halt the stream of liquid poo spouting out my sphincter for a good 3 minutes until I'd stopped throwing up.

Then I had to take off my pants, clean up the inside of them as well as possible, spray them with a good half a can of air freshener, put my soiled jocks in my pocket and throw them in the bin at the bus stop out the front of the house and call my daddy to come pick me up!

Was quite easily the skankiest I've ever felt.

But no-one knew, which was about the only good thing to come out of that experience

Absolute GOLD Schizo!!!

After having a large night at the Prince a while back we decided to stroll down Fitzroy St to one of those 24 hour bakeries. I scoffed a large sausage roll in about 6 seconds then proceeded to get some fresh air outside when THAT feeling came. Me being one of those idiots that will fight the need to throw till the very end thought that by holding my mouth shut even through the inevitable nothing can come out! WRONG!!!! Nature will and did find a way. The NOSE! Dang.......... I musta looked like an old butcher mincer with long strings of minced sausage roll first splurting out then just kinda oozed out in 2 continuous lines. Needless to say my friends enjoyed themselves immensely and this story still rears its head... Don't get me wrong, I've seen cats hurl liquid from their nostrils but never solid food. It was like fucking art I tell ya.

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:09 pm

Oh forgot to mention I had some kinda nervous disorder up until I was about 8 y.o. which meant that whenever I went for a sleepover at mates places I would spew in my sleep and wake up in the morning in a pool of my own vomit.

I didn't even know I'd done it....

Only really ever happened at mates places when I guess unfamiliar surroundings must have freaked me out a little. I know my friends mums must have dreaded having me over yet they continued inviting me over. Must have felt sorry for me or some shit.....

i've so many spew stories I could write a book, even some pretty wrong recent episodes. Apparently people don't dig it when you spew on them. Never Tony Lockett though. Well done Mel.

Post by **breaksRbest** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:18 pm

I've got too many spew stories of my own, so here's a bit of self ownage

when I was about 5 years old I was sitting in the back seat of a station wagon with my mum and bro, my uncle is driving and there are 3 puppies in the back behind us. It's about 35 degrees and we're in the middle of nowhere. one of the puppies decides to spew on my head, a massive dump I might add.
My uncle refuses to stop the car until we reach the next town, so I've got dog spew drying on my head in the 35 degree heat for over an hour.

one of my earliest memories

Wilson · Post by **Wilson** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:21 pm

bumpZ. need some more of these. Utterly hilarious

Wilson · Post by **Wilson** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:51 pm

Night of last day of school. After crashing a guys party from school, and me and my bogan mates walking through his huge, expensive house in park orchards with an esky full of 500ml Theringer cans from Aldi. My mates proceeded to steal the majority of the booze from this house, and a pro beer bong, which went down very quickly. After that we got a cab back to mates place and proceeded to have some billies in his garage. My mate was laughing so much when he was pulling the billy he vomited into it, and the cone went flying and vomit flew out of the top of the stem. They guy whos house it was cracked it and told him to go outside, but my mate just sat there and spewed all over this garage floor with his arms crossed and a HUGE smile on his face, he was thoroughly enjoying it. Needless to see we havent seen the guy whos house it was in a long time lol

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:48 am

One night my band was playing a gig in a lounge room of a student flat. I my as my Birthday (Barfday) so we had a keg up near the drum kit and were drinking cups of beer between each song as well as some cheap vodka. Dudes were sitting all over the place and I kept asking a couple of peeps to move out of the way cause I was drunk and was just about standing on them. Anyway I ended up belching out a medium spew all over this guy who looked up at me with amazement and raised his hands like I just just spiritually healed him form leprosy or something. I ran into him a couple of times after that and he was always mesmerised by the fatc I spewed on him without missing a note whilst playing the bass.

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:22 am

NYE just gone i was driving all night. GF got sick so i took her home and put her into bed, i was very awake at this stage and as it was only 1.30am on NYE i decided to carry on bymyself in my bar. I had brought 2 bottles of Absolute vodka and had them in the freezer. I had only had 3-4 beers all night.

So i racked up the biggest circle of doctor you have ever seen and had that. Then in my wisdom i thought i'd have a shot of Absolute red after that, me thinking that this absolute red stuff is sort of mixed. Had a shot, didnt even get halfway down, straight out the back door and spewed for about 3 mins straight, go to the bathroom to clean myself up and there is a massive booga with loads of doctor hanging out my nose....eat it? fuckin oath i did.

shepherd · Post by **shepherd** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:28 am

eat it? fuckin oath i did.

classic!

almax · Post by **almax** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:30 am

Fents wrote: there is a massive booga with loads of doctor hanging out my nose....eat it? fuckin oath i did.

ROFL! gold

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:51 am

almax wrote:
Fents wrote: there is a massive booga with loads of doctor hanging out my nose....eat it? fuckin oath i did.
ROFL! gold

that made me feel sick reading that

gross Fents, gross

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:28 pm

Lizkins wrote:
almax wrote:
Fents wrote: there is a massive booga with loads of doctor hanging out my nose....eat it? fuckin oath i did.
ROFL! gold

that made me feel sick reading that gross Fents, gross

If its worth more than $10 and its your own nose its perfectly fine.

If its worth more than $20 and its aclose friend its okay.

I'm not sure how much it needs to be worth from a complete stranger or random you just met at a club. Would depend on your health insurance I reckon.

universal sea · Post by **universal sea** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:54 pm

Santarchy last December was my annual spew, it had been nearly 2 years since the last.

long story short, didn't eat, drank way too much, a couple of dodgy joints, drank much more, and more and more and more.

on my way back to a fine young thing's house... all was going magically well other than I needed the car window open and did not feel so hot... arrived at the house, ran to bathroom, that was it, santarchy over, night over, chance over, and so the legend goes.

Food is important.

Terry Tate · Post by **Terry Tate** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:34 am

haha im glad someone resurrected this thread and ive got the best story for it.
just last weekend my youngest bro was getting some downtown action from a girl when out of nowhere she let loose with a jet of spew that managed to cover not only his appendage but most of his waist and one hip.
he then had to squelch his way home half-satisfied so he could change.

universal sea · Post by **universal sea** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:02 pm

that's a real blow job

a1studmuffin · Post by **a1studmuffin** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:14 am

Little Evil wins hands down, that's filthy

RMHC · Post by **RMHC** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:13 am

i had some shocking times in Mexico...

I had the combination of Gastro and Nausea in a hostel room that had an open air toilet with screen as privacy. Consequently my room became empty quite quickly.

Melbourne Beats

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