TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

andy_hoffman · Post by **andy_hoffman** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:05 pm

Stray wrote:
mrj wrote:morning everyone. its all a rap

I think its time to stop, collaborate and LISTEN
mrj is back earning his retirement pension
lyrics making your bowels clench tightly
but has got more boobs than that bitch Keira Knightly
What exactly does he mean
Yo I don't know
Prefers the emo fringe
To a giant fuzzy fro
Like that cadburys guy I'll do a trick with an egg and candle
I might turn into a jeff, wear industie jeans with some sandals
DEADLY
Efficient major sucroninja
Head to the gripe thread
And hear him be a whinger
OWNING all the noobs out hard
Far too skinny should eat 2 or 3 tubs of lard
If there was thread there, yo I post it
And just sit and twiddle thumbs while Little Evil out-grossed me

Choptastic!

Post by **lucas** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:13 pm

I love my new avatar.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:15 pm

you should get the vanilla arse one from the chicks thread LC.

i'm out kids. have a grand weekend. wish me luck on my scary night out with the bogans.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:16 pm

hahaha nice av LC

Witty - you go girl, you go and get drunk

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:17 pm

mm
drunken-ness = funtasm!

and erm..
yeah..
I'm bored..
Come on Melbourne..
ENTERTAIN ME!!

or.. I could go and do stuff in brisbane and be all social and shit.
that sounds like a silly idea.. i might go and eat something instead..

PahMaLa · Post by **PahMaLa** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:22 pm

I have half an hour to go. C'mon weekend!

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:22 pm

lucas wrote:I love my new avatar.

respect

PahMaLa · Post by **PahMaLa** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:52 pm

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:
D wrote:Ah yay lunchies with Liz and Elly too!

Has anyone also heard that apparently on the 27 of August you will be able to see Mars by your naked eyes, well with the help of some binoculars it will be as big at the moon, this is the first in 5000 years!
as big as the moon. lol.

mars aint gunna be as big as the moon.

I know it's not the same size as the moon, it's meant too look like your looking at the moon. Meaning it will look like the same size as the moon the way we see the moon. Get my drift?

Anyways tea time!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:01 pm

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 3:18 pm

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 3:25 pm

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 3:27 pm

bwahahaha

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 3:31 pm

LOL I think this is my favourite

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:05 pm

wtf???

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:09 pm

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:15 pm

well..
those were random..

BETA ROCKS!

PahMaLa · Post by **PahMaLa** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 5:35 pm

deviant wrote:

Hahahaha I got these kitties sent round in an email yesterday. So cute!

andy_hoffman · Post by **andy_hoffman** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 6:56 pm

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:47 pm

why do people HAVE to say the punchline of a joke when everyone already has started laughing because they get the joke??

IT IS DEMEANING TO US ALL!!
JUST BECAUSE YOU WROTE IT DOWN, DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO SAY IT!!!
YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry..
I hate comics that suck..
just this thing I got..

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:50 pm

hrm..
the cat was just pushing me away with one paw and pulling me closer with the other..
I thought it was all.. damnit whats that word..
*shrugs* anyway.. it was all that..
until she pulled me closer.. to bite my hand..

menace · Post by **menace** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 6:35 am

deviant wrote:
gnat wrote:Menace, love the Queen's English dude. Are you drunk?
nah, he's always like that..... you should try an msn convo with him

morning everyone, and welcome to "my house"

It's my house, and what you need, it's my house, I'll do anything I please.

nope no drunk .. just a little bar bam .. eh ./....and im in glasgow not England

u are mean dan answer your phone

np

arctic monkeys - u look good on the dancefloor

farkin farkin it saturday niter heheheheh

melbourne rocks ..people enjoy it dont abuse it

Will · Post by **Will** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 2:39 pm

Just found out Lilly Allen's album was produced by Future Cut.

How bout that.

Post by **system** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:07 pm

Will wrote:Just found out Lilly Allen's album was produced by Future Cut.

How bout that.

Hooray for weekend papers.

I checked the production list as soon as I heard "Smile".

PahMaLa · Post by **PahMaLa** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 6:45 pm

Man is the weekend over already

But how nice was it, first time in ages my clothes go hung outside!

Post by **fooishbar** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:30 pm

damnit, the swedes beat us by five points. bastards.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:47 pm

I saw today that Dashboard Confessional is touring soon. Could be a mint opportunity to take out a fucking lot of emo kids. Anyone know how to make a fertilizer bomb?
I might need a 50. caliber rifle too.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:17 am

fertilizer bomb? uh isn't that like petrol & fertilizer, with a detonator?

not that i'd know.

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:28 am

super fertz and some diesel.

u dont wanna be near it tho! haha.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:31 am

dont forget to seal it in a steel drum so the explosive power is multiplied...

not that i'd know.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:31 am

mecka wrote:dont forget to seal it in a steel drum so the explosive power is multiplied...

not that i'd know.

Ha! What else don't you know Ollie?

calstro · Post by **calstro** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:22 am

Morning peeps...

I wish I was still in bed.

Post by **fooishbar** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:33 am

morning calstro.
my apartment's a friggin mess, got crap scattered all over it. tried to find the electricity bill that's due in two days in amongst it all, but failed. verdammt.

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:12 am

morning lads

Post by **fooishbar** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:21 am

morning elly!

bedtime for me now. 1:20am and got work in the morning. enjoy!

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:29 am

Morning all

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:31 am

Ohaiyo gozaimasu!!

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:41 am

Morning TTAN

Random Monday morning: ride almost all the way to work and realise I've forgotten my lock so turn around and head back. Get to Brunny station and the cops have closed all the rail crossings down. I'm stopped looking at what's going on and this lady totally KO's up the gutter on her bike right in front of me becoz she's looking at the cops too.

She hit the gutter full frontal styles and her back wheel flipped right over the top of the bike and threw her on the ground. I'm trying to get my Ipod off so I can talk to her but it's all stuck in my helmet. These cops, all young, stand there staring at this 50 year old lady crunched up on the ground and one of them actually starts laughing.

So I look at them and say 'Yeh nice- such faces for the community'

They're not happy but they come and help get this lady off the road and I continue home to get my lock. Return back at the crossing five mins later and this cop goes 'What are you doing? This is the second time you've been past'

'Riding my bike' I say a little bit smartly

'Get on your way before you end up in trouble' this cop says

WTAF?

Anyways, I finally get to work after witnessing a decent bike crash, being admonished by the cops for doing nothing in particular and giving the bird rather aggressively to at least three car driving fuckheads driving in the bike lane

Is it time to go home yet?

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:53 am

and a good morning to you also!

HAVE THE FUNTASM!!!!!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:01 am

Morning you motley lot

Natwa - what a way to start the day or even week

jebus!

I am still trying to defrost my feet from this morning, too cold!

calstro · Post by **calstro** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:05 am

Lizkins wrote:
I am still trying to defrost my feet from this morning, too cold!

Yes it was freezin this morning.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:07 am

Hey all.

Dope weekend, until my friend got her finger caught in the door of the pub, as we were leaving about 10pm last night. SHe almost lost the whole nail, bloody nasty. Barman felt bad and wanted to help so he gave us some tequalia pain killers...

Hope ya all well.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:09 am

gnat wrote:Morning TTAN

Random Monday morning: ride almost all the way to work and realise I've forgotten my lock so turn around and head back. Get to Brunny station and the cops have closed all the rail crossings down. I'm stopped looking at what's going on and this lady totally KO's up the gutter on her bike right in front of me becoz she's looking at the cops too.

She hit the gutter full frontal styles and her back wheel flipped right over the top of the bike and threw her on the ground. I'm trying to get my Ipod off so I can talk to her but it's all stuck in my helmet. These cops, all young, stand there staring at this 50 year old lady crunched up on the ground and one of them actually starts laughing.

So I look at them and say 'Yeh nice- such faces for the community'

They're not happy but they come and help get this lady off the road and I continue home to get my lock. Return back at the crossing five mins later and this cop goes 'What are you doing? This is the second time you've been past'

'Riding my bike' I say a little bit smartly

'Get on your way before you end up in trouble' this cop says

WTAF?

Anyways, I finally get to work after witnessing a decent bike crash, being admonished by the cops for doing nothing in particular and giving the bird rather aggressively to at least three car driving fuckheads driving in the bike lane

Is it time to go home yet?

Morning all!

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:18 am

gnat wrote:Morning TTAN

Random Monday morning: ride almost all the way to work and realise I've forgotten my lock so turn around and head back. Get to Brunny station and the cops have closed all the rail crossings down. I'm stopped looking at what's going on and this lady totally KO's up the gutter on her bike right in front of me becoz she's looking at the cops too.

She hit the gutter full frontal styles and her back wheel flipped right over the top of the bike and threw her on the ground. I'm trying to get my Ipod off so I can talk to her but it's all stuck in my helmet. These cops, all young, stand there staring at this 50 year old lady crunched up on the ground and one of them actually starts laughing.

So I look at them and say 'Yeh nice- such faces for the community'

They're not happy but they come and help get this lady off the road and I continue home to get my lock. Return back at the crossing five mins later and this cop goes 'What are you doing? This is the second time you've been past'

'Riding my bike' I say a little bit smartly

'Get on your way before you end up in trouble' this cop says

WTAF?

Anyways, I finally get to work after witnessing a decent bike crash, being admonished by the cops for doing nothing in particular and giving the bird rather aggressively to at least three car driving fuckheads driving in the bike lane

Is it time to go home yet?

Are you kidding me???

Farken cops farken.

Sorry to hear that, Gnatty. I would have done the same thing... said something like

"Who do you think you are? the Metcops???"

and been arrested.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:20 am

C.I.A. wrote:
gnat wrote:Morning TTAN

Random Monday morning: ride almost all the way to work and realise I've forgotten my lock so turn around and head back. Get to Brunny station and the cops have closed all the rail crossings down. I'm stopped looking at what's going on and this lady totally KO's up the gutter on her bike right in front of me becoz she's looking at the cops too.

She hit the gutter full frontal styles and her back wheel flipped right over the top of the bike and threw her on the ground. I'm trying to get my Ipod off so I can talk to her but it's all stuck in my helmet. These cops, all young, stand there staring at this 50 year old lady crunched up on the ground and one of them actually starts laughing.

So I look at them and say 'Yeh nice- such faces for the community'

They're not happy but they come and help get this lady off the road and I continue home to get my lock. Return back at the crossing five mins later and this cop goes 'What are you doing? This is the second time you've been past'

'Riding my bike' I say a little bit smartly

'Get on your way before you end up in trouble' this cop says

WTAF?

Anyways, I finally get to work after witnessing a decent bike crash, being admonished by the cops for doing nothing in particular and giving the bird rather aggressively to at least three car driving fuckheads driving in the bike lane

Is it time to go home yet?

Are you kidding me???

Farken cops farken.

Sorry to hear that, Gnatty. I would have done the same thing... said something like

"Who do you think you are? the Metcops???"

and been arrested.

the difference between cops and god is that god doesn't think he's a cop.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:32 am

mrj wrote: the difference between cops and god is that god doesn't think he's a cop.

Whilst I don't usually like broad generalisations, that one if pretty funny!

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:52 pm

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:03 pm

good morning all.

:hungover:

Post by **breaksRbest** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:07 pm

Mellogs wrote:good morning all.

:hungover:

Thanks for escorting me home on Satdee night. How'd you pull up on Sunday at work?

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:32 pm

haha!
you are all cold!!

speaking of cold..
our fridge is freezing everything..
and it is set on the warmest setting..
I hink it's going to explode...

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:36 pm

CoB wrote:haha!
you are all cold!!

speaking of cold..
our fridge is freezing everything..
and it is set on the warmest setting..
I hink it's going to explode...

its only 21 in Brissy, and i am sure you are pretty cold CoBster, knowing how Brissy people handle any cold