TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

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I read today that Dame Edna Everidge is going to be getting a Melbourne laneway named after her, like AC/DC lane is.

Guess which one they want???

BROWN ALLEY. So it will soon maybe be Dame Edna Alley or something.

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sounds just as ghey :shock:
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I dont think the city really gives a shit about a homosexual sounding lane way :?
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Lil MiSbreaks wrote:I dont think the city really gives a shit about a homosexual sounding lane way :?
And nor do I....

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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I wonder what the club has to say about that!
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Totally. Its a well known fact that Bourke and Wills drank each others urine.
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mrj wrote:Totally. Its a well known fact that Bourke and Wills drank each others urine.
Not to mention their other antics. :lol:
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I will not stand by and let you accuss our national icons, those heros who could not go where no one else had gone, be accussed of molestering Camels. THey died of natural causes, like death. Go easy.
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Bourke and Wills are hardly national icons.

Apart from growing very impressive facial hair, they did nothing of note apart from going for a very long walk and getting very thirsty. However theres something in the Australian culture that pushes the notion that we should reward people for simply trying, not achieving. Hence the additional goal posts in AFL.

The point about discovering new territory is that you have to be able to make it back to tell everyone about it. If I strapped myself to a NASA rocket and launched myself into space would I be hailed as a great explorer or an idiot?
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mrj wrote:The point about discovering new territory is that you have to be able to make it back to tell everyone about it. If I strapped myself to a NASA rocket and launched myself into space would I be hailed as a great explorer or an idiot?
Maybe hailed as the guy who evaporated quicker than we first thought.
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Mate, you already are an Aussie Icon.

And if anyone else gets a statue of themselves on the corner of Swanston and Collins I'll call them an icon too. Who does not know B&W? huh? icons they are, if not mediocre ones, none the less.
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Ah my god hello people! FINALLY we are quietening down at work woooo....
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Hi D :D
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lynt wrote:
mrj wrote:The point about discovering new territory is that you have to be able to make it back to tell everyone about it. If I strapped myself to a NASA rocket and launched myself into space would I be hailed as a great explorer or an idiot?
Maybe hailed as the guy who evaporated quicker than we first thought.
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Damn spoke too soon :oops:
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it doesn't take long for my eyes to start stinging when use a puter nowadays.

so frustrating. :tard:
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glasses?
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i'm already bespectacled. :(

need to get a new prescription filled but it's too expensive farken.
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It sure is.

Thankfully I don't need them, but Marvs my gf does - has needed some for a couple of years since a little tacker broke them - but we canna afford it, so contacts it is!

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:wave:

i think i might follow that lead and head home. enough squinting for me.
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who said that? come closer!
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witty_pseudonym wrote:it doesn't take long for my eyes to start stinging when use a puter nowadays.

so frustrating. :tard:
do you have an LCD monitor? I find them much easier to take
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Yeah LCD monitors are so much better than ya old skool big ass ones.
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deviant wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:it doesn't take long for my eyes to start stinging when use a puter nowadays.

so frustrating. :tard:
do you have an LCD monitor? I find them much easier to take
yeah, definitely. my eyes ache every time I have to look at a CRT now. which is once every never, since all my monitors are LCDs.
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:dontknow:

they're flat does that mean they're LCD? :oops: i know computers good.

morning crew. such divine weather out there. pity i've got to work farken. :?

have splendid days. :wave:
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witty_pseudonym wrote::dontknow:

they're flat does that mean they're LCD? :oops: i know computers good.
pretty much, yeah. :) lcds are very thin (a few cm at most) while crts are the huge old beasts.
morning crew. such divine weather out there. pity i've got to work farken. :?

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Mornin all, had to have two scoops of coffee today.. Not many people at the drum and bass movie screening at 1st Floor last night!!!!!! :cry:
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^^^sorry to hear that, if id been in the city would have been able to make it but living so far away sucks.



gmornin... just had 2 debates about being a power waster and not liking deoderants... damn guys should just wear cologne....
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cha_chaos wrote:^^^sorry to hear that, if id been in the city would have been able to make it but living so far away sucks.


damn guys should just wear cologne....
I use Brute underarm, its like half and half... Makes me smell like my grandfather....is that a good thing?? ha
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Mornin Mornin

I fell on people on the tram this morning.

:shock: Im trying to get past the aisle seat and sit at the window cos there's drink on the seat, the two seats opposite are full and the tram takes off and I go headfirst into both their laps. One of them smiled, but do you think the other one did?? Nup. Shot me a dirty look as did a few other members of the tram. :twisted: :roll: :oops:
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morning everyone
cha_chaos wrote: gmornin... just had 2 debates about being a power waster and not liking deoderants... damn guys should just wear cologne....
have you ever smelt a guy wearing no deoderant (even just cologne) at the end of a long day? after a quick jog?
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You should have got up and abused them for crotching you in the face.. How rude :wink:
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Morning All 8)
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Morning all

LAST DAY OF WINTER TODAY!!!!

And Spring is already here by the looks of it!

Yay!!!!
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Grey Son wrote:
cha_chaos wrote:^^^sorry to hear that, if id been in the city would have been able to make it but living so far away sucks.


damn guys should just wear cologne....
I use Brute underarm, its like half and half... Makes me smell like my grandfather....is that a good thing?? ha
haha, well i drink brandy :roll:
sneaky hands wrote:have you ever smelt a guy wearing no deoderant (even just cologne) at the end of a long day? after a quick jog?
hrm, yeah i know, BO is pretty bad but i would hope that you wouldnt use deoderant as a coverage... its ok if its minimal smell deoderant that is put on before hand, but if you're going for smell then cologne is much nicer. I just find deoderant is way too overpowering and most of it smells shocking.... makes me dizzy
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Direktor wrote:LAST DAY OF WINTER TODAY!!!!
Mad. :)

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I've got my nice Armani cologne that I use (big ups Mum) - it's nice to have cologne again - haven't had any for a good 5 years...

Anti-perspirant deoderant is bad for you, sweating is natural. As long as you keep the bad bacteria away and drink enough water, you shouldn't stink too much...
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Nothing worse than that white powder shit droppin out ya shirt when ya tryin to " throw ya hands in the a-air"
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Direktor wrote:I've got my nice Armani cologne that I use (big ups Mum) - it's nice to have cologne again - haven't had any for a good 5 years...

Anti-perspirant deoderant is bad for you, sweating is natural. As long as you keep the bad bacteria away and drink enough water, you shouldn't stink too much...
:scr1pt: well said!

theres a certain japanese named cologne which i wouldf highly recommend, will have to find the name

personally i only use Burberry London Perfume and some dove no smell no aluminium deoderant after a shower
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morning,

back at stinky work, and there's no deoderant that can make it tbetter, haha.
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Direktor wrote: Anti-perspirant deoderant is bad for you, sweating is natural. As long as you keep the bad bacteria away and drink enough water, you shouldn't stink too much...
ya true...anti-perspirant is teh wrongness. and of course if you use some cheap white powder option its gonna be shit. and of course getting to the end of a day and applying deoderant instead of having a shower is gross.

"stink too much" are the key words - id rather not stink at all. i use some minimal smelling stuff after a shower in the morning to keep that all day fresh feeling, and gucci or hugo boss cologne occasionally when i feel like it.
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NO!
make chocolate mud cake.
and then smear it all over your body.

THE best anti-persperant!!!
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oh..
and good morning!!!
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CoB wrote:NO!
make chocolate mud cake.
and then smear it all over your body.

THE best anti-persperant!!!
Id go Banana or Carrot, choc mite smell nice but not sure about the look :cry:
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Grey Son wrote:
CoB wrote:NO!
make chocolate mud cake.
and then smear it all over your body.

THE best anti-persperant!!!
Id go Banana or Carrot, choc mite smell nice but not sure about the look :cry:
:lol: haha. good morning CoB :lol:
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Morning.

new day, new outlook, great weather.

fuk, i left the iron on.

Do i go home and turn it off, or hope it is ok?
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just wait until there is something quite important you have to do at work. and exclaim. "HOLY SHIT I LEFT THE IRON ON!!!"
and then run out the door, not giving any more of an explanation. when you get home (if you have a fireplace) smear some soot on yourself. and then go back to work and say "luckily it was off" then when they ask about the soot, say "It turns out I left the stove on, but I managed to save the stew. it tastes pretty good. sadly the house burnt to the ground though. Those pots I got are pretty damn good, aint nothing get in them if you have the lid on them properly, now. where is that work I needed to do?"
and after saying that. collapse. and hope they don't check into your story. unless of course you are only saying it because it is true. in which case. WHY DID YOU GO BACK TO WORK YOU CRAZY PERSON?!!?!!?!
what are you? some kind of workaholic? bloody hell DBoy, you are some kind of crazy!
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HOLY SHIT I LEFT THE IRON ON!
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