TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

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should be okay as long as it was sitting upright. and the cord isn't frazzled and nothing wil knock it over like a pussy cat or somethgin.
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CoB wrote:just wait until there is something quite important you have to do at work. and exclaim. "HOLY SHIT I LEFT THE IRON ON!!!"
and then run out the door, not giving any more of an explanation. when you get home (if you have a fireplace) smear some soot on yourself. and then go back to work and say "luckily it was off" then when they ask about the soot, say "It turns out I left the stove on, but I managed to save the stew. it tastes pretty good. sadly the house burnt to the ground though. Those pots I got are pretty damn good, aint nothing get in them if you have the lid on them properly, now. where is that work I needed to do?"
and after saying that. collapse. and hope they don't check into your story. unless of course you are only saying it because it is true. in which case. WHY DID YOU GO BACK TO WORK YOU CRAZY PERSON?!!?!!?!
what are you? some kind of workaholic? bloody hell DBoy, you are some kind of crazy!

:lol: IM BAWLING MY EYES OUT... that was amazing!!


DBoy you should just call ur house mate or maybe a close neighbour if you have one which knows the secret entrance and ask them to check it if youre really worried and cant get away from work

other than that if the house burns down im sure someone will notice and get a fire ambulence soon enough :roll:
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cha_chaos wrote:gmornin... just had 2 debates about being a power waster and not liking deoderants... damn guys should just wear cologne....
rexona oxygen ftw.
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Where is this Lynt??
Its overseas i guess judging by the way the cars are parked??
Well at least i will be the fattest guy on the street gettin a boat
HEY HEY HEY im gettin a boat!!!!
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It's the US, I assume.
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I'm off to the country next week (to extract DNA out of soil). I'm sure it's going to be a shock to my city-girl system out there. Oh dear! :S

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Yawn. Morning all :D
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ok., its ok, the iron is off. Long trip to the post office though.
Hi Boss!!
I just want to stay here now though.
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DBoy wrote:ok., its ok, the iron is off. Long trip to the post office though.
Hi Boss!!
I just want to stay here now though.
yay! good to be sure... glad ur house didnt burn down :D
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10.15 wrote:Yawn. Morning all :D
Hello mate !!! 8)
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Hi all...

Late start for me...

Just hoping it aint a late finish too!
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Anyone got a van they can rent me for Sat? :(
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Meh. Moving is shite.

Just found out from my housemate that he's moving interstate earlier than planned, and that I actually have only 3 weeks to find a new place to live now. :(
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mornin all...

no van but station wagon with towball??
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In other news...

I'm not sure what's funnier; the fact that I just saw an ad on mb.c for Krispy Kreme, or the fact that the ad did not link to the Krispy Kreme web site - but an eBay search for the term "donuts".

Who the hell would buy donuts from eBay?
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ghetto kitty wrote:mornin all...

no van but station wagon with towball??
Thanks for the offer, but most of the medium stuff is taken care of. It's just the big shit that needs to go. Will knock it off in one trip I reckon.



re: Lucas... dunno man :(
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Back. None the wiser, unless they read this, in which case... I was joking!

Donuts from Ebay! :lol:

Lynt: That graff is crazy, almost looks airbrushed.

FW: Good avise but i could not deal with, had to settle it in my head.

10:15 HEY! Might see you tonight!!

Cha! Ello.

Lucas: ELLO ELLO! nice to see you!
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cha_chaos wrote: im sure someone will notice and get a fire ambulence soon enough :roll:

:smt044

Is that in case the fire is injured, or maybe the fire suffered from smoke inhalation?



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good morning or good afternoon...

yay for nearly friday!!
...and basically that's the situation
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Nice work Dboy - maybe you could of ordered a donut of ebay whilst yu were checking the iron???
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A whole 2 months after starting my new position at work... HR have asked me to write up my Postion Description.... WTF????
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calstro wrote:A whole 2 months after starting my new position at work... HR have asked me to write up my Postion Description.... WTF????
Pfffff.....that's really quite funny, sound like they are being a bit lazy ass?

Good arvo all, or is it, just came home sick from work. This is all a bit strange being sick. Like ligit sick, honest. I have a bucket under my nose to catch my runny drips! :shock: ewwww sorry. :lol:
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Good afternoon D and Calstro.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/wit ... 03780.html
I want to be a astronomer just i can use words like
"cataclysmic supernova" and "gamma-ray burst" "a supernova was imminent" and yo yes, "The thermal component of the supernova shock wave was clearly seen in this case as the GRB itself was fairly modest ... a mere 10 million billion times the power of the Sun."
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Hey Calstro,
I just got to write up my own process flow charts and I managed to take myself out of a few steps. see what you can take out of your job description - milk it.
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factory worker wrote:Hey Calstro,
I just got to write up my own process flow charts and I managed to take myself out of a few steps. see what you can take out of your job description - milk it.
Already did. :lol:

At least one responsibility down...

And a KPI has an extra 3 months on it now too.
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calstro wrote:
factory worker wrote:Hey Calstro,
I just got to write up my own process flow charts and I managed to take myself out of a few steps. see what you can take out of your job description - milk it.
Already did. :lol:

At least one responsibility down...

And a KPI has an extra 3 months on it now too.
thats the way. nice effort.
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:lol: Thats great.
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see ya's tomoz. just about time to log out and go home.
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they've got to be kidding :shock:

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=126413


edit: just realised Direktor had put this in the links thread. oops.
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witty_pseudonym wrote:they've got to be kidding :shock:

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=126413


edit: just realised Direktor had put this in the links thread. oops.
From that link I found

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lynt wrote:From that link I found

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Britney Spears giving birth on a bear skin rug.
yep. apparently the back gives you a view of the baby's head just poking out of her distended bajingo.
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I couldn't find a photo of said bajingo. :(
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witty_pseudonym wrote:they've got to be kidding :shock:

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=126413


edit: just realised Direktor had put this in the links thread. oops.
WTF!? Why no put ya piss in a jar and put that on display and call it Golden Glass?

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lynt wrote:I couldn't find a photo of said bajingo. :(
yeah, me neither. but it makes sense. it really would've cheapened the art.
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factory worker wrote:
calstro wrote:
factory worker wrote:Hey Calstro,
I just got to write up my own process flow charts and I managed to take myself out of a few steps. see what you can take out of your job description - milk it.
Already did. :lol:

At least one responsibility down...

And a KPI has an extra 3 months on it now too.
thats the way. nice effort.
although there is the contary argument,

generally PD's are the basis for job evaluation (where a JE methodology is used) which generally determines which band (assuming broad banding systems - which are prevalent in nearly all organisations) which in turn determines salary

so writing stuff out of your PD may mean less responosbility, but it could also mean less money in the future too.

my two cents

and on that note I'm outta here. Have a good night kids.
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lynt wrote:I couldn't find a photo of said bajingo. :(
lol scrubs words are funny.
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Morning all...

3 cheers for Friday!

Just hoping today aint too busy.
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Mornin Cal, looks like another fine day in the burbs..
Man i love being a stay at home dad..abyone for pancakes!!!
Well at least i will be the fattest guy on the street gettin a boat
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Morning GS.

Would've loved to try the stay at home thing.

But alas... its work work work for me...
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thanks to no mb this morning i actually got my assignment down.

how convenient. :)

sunshine time. :D
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Sup everyone!
Nice day out, but me couped up inside :cry:
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afternoon peoples :D
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Afternoon Cal, Ely, Grey son, D and witty,

I though our It had banned melb beats (maybe they should) so yeah, I got a bit of work done this morning also.

Hows everyones weekends shaping up?
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witty_pseudonym wrote:thanks to no mb this morning i actually got my assignment down.

how convenient. :)

sunshine time. :D
:scr1pt:

I actually did some work this morning too :)
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Good afternoon peoples 8)
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hello all!!

just woke up, and have been missing a beautiful day outside :cry:

stoopid flu :twisted:
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factory worker wrote:I though our It had banned melb beats
I thought the same :shock:
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