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almax wrote:
Direktor wrote:
almax wrote: So you have never heard the phrase "fucking breeders"?
Is that meant to offend me?

I have the ability to procreate.... Wow! That cuts deep....
they have the ability too you know
Well that makes even less sense...
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Damn you make me laugh Direktor :lol:
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I used to go to the peel with my semi-gay ex girlfriend, was fun. I don't think they would bar entry to one or two straight people if they were there with gay friends... I think this is more an exercising of the right to bar entry based on sexuality if they deam it appropriate at the time.
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The ban is only gonna make more trouble for the bars than it's worth. Any red-necked homophobe is gonna take it as a challenge.
Besides as previously discussed how do you prove sexuality at the door, it's suggestive as to a particular stereo-type for the gay community. What is a gay person spose to look like? How do they act? Is there some ID card the straight population don't know about? Surely this would "ruffle" the gay communities "feathers" that you can even tell who a homosexual is on appearance.
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The Mixtress wrote:
flippo wrote:that's exactly what I was wondering

no females at all? or is it also for lesbians?
Yeah lesbians are out too. It's for gay men, not necassarily gay people. You wouldn't see many gay men at a lesbian bar would ya?

Are there any lesbian bars that anyone knows of...for interests sake?
UM not only men.... Lesbians etc are all welcome unless it has just recently changed....

There are lesbian bars in collingwood actually.....

It is not an outright ban on Hetro's but I have to say I agree with the limitations on hetro's being allowed in..

I am very much apart of the gay scene, have been for going onto 15 years now. My father used to share a flat with gay men, my folkes were introduced by gay men.... I have grown up around the scens, and have pretty much most of my closest friends are gay, lesbian and trannies...

I used to go out with them more (clubbing) but in the last 3 or so years stopped as, in most gay clubs now, it is more like gay friendly, and the places are swarming with hetro's going there to 'look at the freaks in their natural environment' type scenario, and it made me angry so I now stay away....
Bucks parties and Hens nights have NO PLACE at a gay bar, Gays are NOT allowed to marry by law so why the hell should they be made to watch drunk stupid idiots celebrate their impending nuptuals???

The Peel was actually really open to the hetro's that go there not to look and get an eyefull of 'those' people, I never had issues.

There are men only sex on site places, like the Laird etc, and also men only dance events that not even trannies can go to.... But i believe that there are enought places that hetro's can drink at that they do not need to invade all the gay bars.... There are unfortunatley far less venues across the city that gays can comfortablly go to..... Leave them have some places to themselves.....
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Charlie73 wrote:
The Mixtress wrote:
flippo wrote:that's exactly what I was wondering

no females at all? or is it also for lesbians?
Yeah lesbians are out too. It's for gay men, not necassarily gay people. You wouldn't see many gay men at a lesbian bar would ya?

Are there any lesbian bars that anyone knows of...for interests sake?
UM not only men.... Lesbians etc are all welcome unless it has just recently changed....
im pretty sure the new legislation rules out anyone apart from gay males > no lezzies or women either.

and this new ruling comes into action later this week.
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almax wrote:
Direktor wrote:
And no, banning gay's from "hetro" clubs (if they exist) would not be the same IMO - as I've never heard of a group of gay's poking fun (pun intended) at a hetro male or female...
So you have never heard the phrase "fucking breeders"?
this is not ness a gay term.. i am straight and use it all the time - around straight peeps - when bloody parents run over me with prams at the Vic markets etc etc, infact my gay friends never use the term....

when at a bar parents tell me to watch my language cause their kid is there - well don't take you kids to some bars.... Go to transport it is kid friendly and there i watch my mouth... etc etc......
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h8 kids in bars

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Charlie73 wrote: Bucks parties and Hens nights have NO PLACE at a gay bar
I think what you meant to say is that bucks parties and Hens nights (especially Hens nights) have NO PLACE at any bar (or any venue really)

Seriously though, Hens nights have to be one of the more hideous spectacles invented by modern society, large groups of silly girls trapsing about the city cackling with delight at their own ingenuity in being able to make chocolates in the shape of penises.

C O U L D N O T ! ! ! ! !

Ladies, save the general public the ordeal and yourselves the embaressment and stay at home. You'll probably have much more fun, and we'll probably be less inclined to vomit in horror.
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could be the gender difference,

but i find bucks nights equally as offensive and otherwise worthy of shooting on sight.
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mrj wrote:
Charlie73 wrote: Bucks parties and Hens nights have NO PLACE at a gay bar
I think what you meant to say is that bucks parties and Hens nights (especially Hens nights) have NO PLACE at any bar (or any venue really)

Seriously though, Hens nights have to be one of the more hideous spectacles invented by modern society, large groups of silly girls trapsing about the city cackling with delight at their own ingenuity in being able to make chocolates in the shape of penises.

C O U L D N O T ! ! ! ! !

Ladies, save the general public the ordeal and yourselves the embaressment and stay at home. You'll probably have much more fun, and we'll probably be less inclined to vomit in horror.
I used to work at a restaurant...

hens nights were a weekly occurance, VERY unpleasant things to wittness, and even worse to have to wait on.

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ghetto kitty wrote:could be the gender difference,

but i find bucks nights equally as offensive and otherwise worthy of shooting on sight.
I agree that bucks nights are abhorrent. but generally they don't fuck about. They go straight to a strip club and generally stay out of the general publics way.

I think hens nights are way worse, and I have plenty of female friends who agree with me.
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mrj wrote: generally stay out of the general publics way.
hmm that seems true actually.

k, hens FTL
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mrj wrote:
Charlie73 wrote: Bucks parties and Hens nights have NO PLACE at a gay bar
I think what you meant to say is that bucks parties and Hens nights (especially Hens nights) have NO PLACE at any bar (or any venue really)

Seriously though, Hens nights have to be one of the more hideous spectacles invented by modern society, large groups of silly girls trapsing about the city cackling with delight at their own ingenuity in being able to make chocolates in the shape of penises.

C O U L D N O T ! ! ! ! !

Ladies, save the general public the ordeal and yourselves the embaressment and stay at home. You'll probably have much more fun, and we'll probably be less inclined to vomit in horror.
TOTALLY AGREE, hate them to death......

Kitty - ah okies, cause i didn't think it was now..... but will be..bloody tourists ruin it for all....damn....

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ghetto kitty wrote:
Charlie73 wrote:
The Mixtress wrote: Yeah lesbians are out too. It's for gay men, not necassarily gay people. You wouldn't see many gay men at a lesbian bar would ya?

Are there any lesbian bars that anyone knows of...for interests sake?
UM not only men.... Lesbians etc are all welcome unless it has just recently changed....
im pretty sure the new legislation rules out anyone apart from gay males > no lezzies or women either.

and this new ruling comes into action later this week.
Nah they had the publican on the news saying they aren't banning hetrosexuals and females completly, they just want to be able to refuse the right of entry to undesirable people i.e. Hens and bucks nights. Ive also heard off a gay friend that there is a group of regular hetro fag hags that cause alot of trouble there and the peel wanted them out.
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ghetto kitty wrote:im pretty sure the new legislation rules out anyone apart from gay males > no lezzies or women either.
Lezzies?! Are you serious?
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ruby wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:im pretty sure the new legislation rules out anyone apart from gay males > no lezzies or women either.
Lezzies?! Are you serious?
apparently so.
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ghetto kitty wrote:could be the gender difference,

but i find bucks nights equally as offensive and otherwise worthy of shooting on sight.

:scr1pt:


picture this - peacefully sitting drinking a beer and chatting to a friend at my local dive(sp?) when 30 odd drunken blokes come in and start being loud dick-heads, and at least 3 will attempt the pick-up.

seriously though, both can be fucking woeful, and some can be absolutely fine. depends on the people really.

i agree that hens and bucks parties def should not be at gay night clubs, that is just fuckin rude as.
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Ghetto Kitty... Lezzies hey? What is this 1965? Are you a house mom? Lol @ that term
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J Gal wrote:Ghetto Kitty... Lezzies hey? What is this 1965? Are you a house mom? Lol @ that term
Thats what I was getting at :lol:

fucking breeders.
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lol


so what is the current terminology?
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sexy biarches that dig muff k
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muff divers

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J Gal wrote:Ghetto Kitty... Lezzies hey? What is this 1965? Are you a house mom? Lol @ that term
phhht.

i lived with a copule of em, and they became the lezzies.
now its a blanket term, like all cats being mowies

yes, im a stepford wife with a toyota camry and my only excitement is when i rub against the washing machine when its in the spin cycle.

:roll:
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nuttin wrong wid spin cycle
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I do that all the time!!!

we're the same!
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J Gal wrote:sexy biarches that dig muff k

the majority of lesbians I've seen are anything BUT sexy biatches
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ghetto kitty wrote:
J Gal wrote:Ghetto Kitty... Lezzies hey? What is this 1965? Are you a house mom? Lol @ that term
phhht.

i lived with a copule of em, and they became the lezzies.
now its a blanket term, like all cats being mowies

yes, im a stepford wife with a toyota camry and my only excitement is when i rub against the washing machine when its in the spin cycle.

:roll:
Filthy dyke generally goes down better with us lezzies.
breaksRbest wrote:
J Gal wrote:sexy biarches that dig muff k

the majority of lesbians I've seen are anything BUT sexy biatches
:lol:
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breaksRbest wrote:
J Gal wrote:sexy biarches that dig muff k

the majority of lesbians I've seen are anything BUT sexy biatches
you like them with some lipstick on? :P
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i have been known to use that too.

none of the lezzies i am friends with mind that i have shortened the english word to an aussie acronym.
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J Gal wrote:sexy biarches that dig muff k
thats just rolls off the tongue










lol
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breaksRbest wrote:
J Gal wrote:sexy biarches that dig muff k

the majority of lesbians I've seen are anything BUT sexy biatches
Really? Have to meet Ruby den, shes hot
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ruby wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:
J Gal wrote:Ghetto Kitty... Lezzies hey? What is this 1965? Are you a house mom? Lol @ that term
phhht.

i lived with a copule of em, and they became the lezzies.
now its a blanket term, like all cats being mowies

yes, im a stepford wife with a toyota camry and my only excitement is when i rub against the washing machine when its in the spin cycle.

:roll:
Filthy dyke generally goes down better with us lezzies.
breaksRbest wrote:
J Gal wrote:sexy biarches that dig muff k

the majority of lesbians I've seen are anything BUT sexy biatches
:lol:

you dyke-alicious now Rubster?
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Polecat wrote:
breaksRbest wrote:
J Gal wrote:sexy biarches that dig muff k

the majority of lesbians I've seen are anything BUT sexy biatches
you like them with some lipstick on? :P

I thought Lipstick Lesbians were a myth until very recently

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the lesbians youve 'seen' are prolly stereotypical ones, thats why youve noticed them and tagged em as lezzies!

the others prolly blend in more to the fabric of humans, and i have to say, you hang out in some lezzie circles, you will meet some damn hot ones.


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Lizkins wrote:
ruby wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote: phhht.

i lived with a copule of em, and they became the lezzies.
now its a blanket term, like all cats being mowies

yes, im a stepford wife with a toyota camry and my only excitement is when i rub against the washing machine when its in the spin cycle.

:roll:
Filthy dyke generally goes down better with us lezzies.
breaksRbest wrote:
the majority of lesbians I've seen are anything BUT sexy biatches
:lol:

you dyke-alicious now Rubster?
LOL!
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Huhu apparently :P

edit:

(emperical evidence would suggest so)
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lezzie lezzie lezzie lezzie lezzie lezzie lezzie
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well Jay just outted you. lol


there are some cute ones working at Monties on Smith Street.
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J Gal wrote:lezzie lezzie lezzie lezzie lezzie lezzie lezzie

LOL


You guys talk about lesbians like they are another fucking race.

STFU and get back to the topic at hand.
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breaksRbest wrote:
Polecat wrote:
breaksRbest wrote:
the majority of lesbians I've seen are anything BUT sexy biatches
you like them with some lipstick on? :P

I thought Lipstick Lesbians were a myth until very recently

:lol:
they exist
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Lizkins wrote:well Jay just outted you. lol


there are some cute ones working at Monties on Smith Street.
Oops! Sorry miss Ruby... LOL
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ruby wrote:
J Gal wrote:lezzie lezzie lezzie lezzie lezzie lezzie lezzie

LOL


You guys talk about lesbians like they are another fucking race.

STFU and get back to the topic at hand.

guys think they are another race cos they don't want them and/or dick.



just kidding....sort of
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breaksRbest wrote:
J Gal wrote:sexy biarches that dig muff k

the majority of lesbians I've seen are anything BUT sexy biatches
You obviously haven't been to my house lately ;)
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Lizkins wrote:
ruby wrote:
J Gal wrote:lezzie lezzie lezzie lezzie lezzie lezzie lezzie

LOL


You guys talk about lesbians like they are another fucking race.

STFU and get back to the topic at hand.

guys think they are another race cos they don't want them and/or dick.



just kidding....sort of
True dat
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:roll:

I didn't say there aren't ANY, I said the majority.
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deviant wrote:
breaksRbest wrote:
J Gal wrote:sexy biarches that dig muff k

the majority of lesbians I've seen are anything BUT sexy biatches
You obviously haven't been to my house lately ;)
Fark yeah, you're flattie and galfriend are farkin HOT!!
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