Celebrity Thread

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:11 pm

Oh dear...

Pineapple juice chasers!

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:14 am

Oh Lourdes

I know she's only 11, but Madonna should really do something about the brows and 'stache

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:20 am

It is Movemeber though. Kind of appropiate.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:59 am

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:45 pm

mixtress wrote:Oh Lourdes

I know she's only 11, but Madonna should really do something about the brows and 'stache

exactly. SHE'S 11! why the hell should she start the endless cycle of plucking and waxing when she's still a child

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:53 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:
mixtress wrote:Oh Lourdes

I know she's only 11, but Madonna should really do something about the brows and 'stache
exactly. SHE'S 11! why the hell should she start the endless cycle of plucking and waxing when she's still a child

cause she's superdooperhairy

I normally don't advocate beauty therapies for kids but far out, it just seems so cruel to put a child in the spotlight and have her look like a yeti. She's got beautiful eyes and a sweet face but I'm drawn to the monobrow time and time again. The tabloids are gonna have a field day with that photo, it's not fair on the kid.

nic · Post by **nic** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:51 pm

needs boobtox

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:25 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:
mixtress wrote:Oh Lourdes

I know she's only 11, but Madonna should really do something about the brows and 'stache
exactly. SHE'S 11! why the hell should she start the endless cycle of plucking and waxing when she's still a child

Whilst I'd love to agree with Witty, and in a perfect world would do so - but surely she'd get teased for that sorta stuff at school?

That'd be enough reason for me.... if that was happening. Self-esteem is a big thang when you're a young 'un, and I reckon plays a large part on your social skills in later life.

ulyssian · Post by **ulyssian** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:06 pm

mixtress wrote:You know how Paris said she was going to do some serious charity endorsements after she got out of jail. Guess what she picked...

Paris Hilton is being praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India.
Activists said a celebrity endorsement such as Hilton's was sure to raise awareness of the plight of the pachyderms that get drunk on farmers' homemade rice beer and then go on a rampage.
"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," Hilton said.
Last month, six wild elephants that broke into a farm in the state of Meghalaya were electrocuted after drinking the potent brew and then uprooting an electricity pole.
"There would have been more casualties if the villagers hadn't chased them away. And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad," Hilton was quoted as saying in Tokyo last week.

good God

Yahoo! endeavors to publish only facts for our users and regret that we published AP's non-factual story on Paris Hilton on November 13.

Here is the explanation from AP regarding the erroneous article:

GAUHATI, India - In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India.

I'M STILL A BELIEVER OF THE ORIGINAL VERSION!!

ulyssian · Post by **ulyssian** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:16 pm

RE: Lourdes... I am seeing some strange familiarities to Frida

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:08 pm

peter andre and jordan- best celebrities ever

total trash

new daughter princess can haz pic taken for magazine with second one, juinor but not the first one- the semi retarded one with the bung eye- poor old harvey just don't fit the look for the family portrait

death by tanning bed to them both

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:44 pm

My opinion of Jimmy Barnes has just gone through the roof. Check out his answer to this question:

Was the â€œtwo bottles of vodka a dayâ€ story an exaggeration?
If anything it was probably an understatement. It was probably more like three, and it was whisky as well most of the time. I used to go really hard and I was also a serious coke-head â€“ like 10 grams every day. Iâ€™d wake up, snort coke first thing in the morning and when youâ€™re that high, you can drink a shitload. And I did.

LÃ³s Kasinoâ€” · Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:06 pm

scary.

http://jezebel.com/gossip/clips/bindi-i ... 325921.php

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:35 pm

LÃ³s Kasinoâ€” wrote:scary.

http://jezebel.com/gossip/clips/bindi-i ... 325921.php

oh

my

fucking

god

nic · Post by **nic** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:12 pm

flippo wrote:
LÃ³s Kasinoâ€” wrote:scary.

http://jezebel.com/gossip/clips/bindi-i ... 325921.php
oh

my

fucking

god

Gosh what a horrible little slut she isnt turning into
needs some guidance from Lindsay

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:36 am

MY EYES!!!!

MY EARS!!!!!

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:07 am

jesus fucking christ.

death is the only answer.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:40 pm

Uma looks really freaking different in this pic. Surgery??

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:49 pm

no way that's uma

cameron diaz Vs jocelyn wildenstein

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:31 pm

weird isn't it. The eyes are right but the rest of her face is all puffdaddy.

Straight off the Perez website, Tara Reid to host Australia's 21st Annual Hookers Ball.

Lol, we spelt American wrong

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:34 pm

wow doesn't she keep going from strength to strength.

wasn't she in those dodo ads?

lol @ attempt to hold onto celebrity status

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:35 pm

I love that they called her Hollywood A List

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:28 pm

flippo wrote:
LÃ³s Kasinoâ€” wrote:scary.

http://jezebel.com/gossip/clips/bindi-i ... 325921.php
oh

my

fucking

god

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:16 am

Word has it that Megan Gale will be playing Wonder Woman in the new upcoming "Justice League" movie.

She'd look great as Wonder Woman...but can she act??

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:29 am

Shit. Apparently Elle McPherson and Bryan Adams are dating.

Gross

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:31 am

Katie's new hair cut.

Just me, or does it remind anyone else of this?

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:27 am

Queen Latifah has FINALLY come out as a lesbian after becoming engaged to her girlfriend of four years, Jeanette.

Big up's for the courage

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:46 am

For Mecka:

arriba!

Post by **fooishbar** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:51 am

mixtress wrote:Word has it that Megan Gale will be playing Wonder Woman in the new upcoming "Justice League" movie.

She'd look great as Wonder Woman...but can she act??

all the teenage boys who loved the finesse of lynda carter's acting in the original will be devastated.

nic · Post by **nic** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:53 pm

mixtress wrote:For Mecka:

arriba!

zomg gimmEEEEE who is thgat???

also MEGAN GALE IS A DIRTY OLD WASHED UP HORSE

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:22 am

^^^^

that is Megan Fox a'la Transformers.

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:31 am

oh wow, it is too. How did I miss that?

hot.

nhd · Post by **nhd** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:48 am

she lost her fake tan!

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:57 am

nhd wrote:she lost her fake tan!

thank FUCK! Tara Reid Orange isn't a colour, it's an abomination.

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:33 am

i think tara tries hard and does fairly well

its sad when people pick on someone because they are orange.

will watch transformers for megan, does she get clothes off?

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:48 am

Yerr that's racist.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:50 am

who's the chick in motely crue t?

she's hawwwwwt

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:51 am

Yo gnat:

mixtress wrote:^^^^

that is Megan Fox a'la Transformers.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:53 am

oh.. ta

megan squared within three posts

she owns megan gale tho- edgy

newest celeb for my island is tara moss

death to her horsehead

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:54 am

We talking Miss Olay? The ex American model who writes bad mysteries??

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:57 am

yes

like omg i have pet snakes and i ride kawasakis and i'm reaaaaally annoying and on myself. how hot is my bright yellow trenchcoat?

dunno what she's like as an author

she should write one on equine health. that'd impress me

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:58 am

gnat wrote:she should write one on equine health. that'd impress me

hilarious

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:17 pm

mixtress wrote:For Mecka:

arriba!

i seen better

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:42 pm

^ typical girl comment there Liz.

PS: that ain't an insult on my behalf... as you are a girl.

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:23 pm

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:33 pm

Direktor wrote:^ typical girl comment there Liz.

PS: that ain't an insult on my behalf... as you are a girl.

i just takin the piss, couldn't help it

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:48 am

More Megan Fox. I might have a crush on this chick

Her face is freaking immaculately shaped

She should be the one to play Wonder Woman, not stupid Katie Holmes.

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:24 am

woah back up. Did they end up choosing katie holmes for wonder woman??

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:12 pm

Stray wrote:woah back up. Did they end up choosing katie holmes for wonder woman??

That's the word.

nhd · Post by **nhd** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:14 pm

I saw Gary Sweet at 161 on friday night, and as soon as i said "is that fucking gary sweet!" he was mobbed by the ladies.

is he a lady killer or man hunter?