Chicks thread - no boys allowed

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Fri May 09, 2008 4:20 pm

Gots me camper boots for work. I wear them 5 days a week, so they may as well be comfortable. Love them.

cha_chaos · Post by **cha_chaos** » Fri May 09, 2008 4:31 pm

been wearing my highs to and from work a couple of times this week because been going out after... return of the blisters >_<

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:41 am

don't care what anyone says

saw shannon noll on 60 minutes last night

would still hit

he's hot, buff and can do man things

Post by **breaksRbest** » Mon May 12, 2008 1:19 pm

Gnat in Bogan Loving 'what about me' shocker

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Tue May 13, 2008 2:27 pm

gnat wrote:don't care what anyone says

saw shannon noll on 60 minutes last night

would still hit

he's hot, buff and can do man things

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lady, for reals?

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue May 13, 2008 2:34 pm

for absolute reals

should be more guys who investigate bumps in the dark and shear sheeps lol

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Tue May 13, 2008 2:36 pm

BWahahahahaha

coffee out the nose and onto the keyboard...

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue May 13, 2008 3:17 pm

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue May 13, 2008 3:24 pm

bwahahahahahahaha

that is GOLD

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue May 13, 2008 3:26 pm

deviant wrote:

Fuckin LOL!!!

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue May 13, 2008 3:27 pm

this made me lol the other day too- was sent to me on email:

> The Facecloth ( for all the ladies out there )
>
> This has to be read, laughed at and passed on.
> There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
>
> I was due for a smear test with the doctor later in the week.
>
> Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
> that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
> packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45
> am.
>
> The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time
> to spare.
>
> As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
> making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
> full effort.
>
> So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the facecloth that was
> sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to
> make sure I was at least presentable.
>
> I threw the facecloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped
> in the car and raced to my appointment.
>
> I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
>
> Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
> looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
> Paris or some other place a million miles away.......
> Basically anywhere but here with my knees behind my ears!!!!
>
> I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, my,.... we have made
> an little extra effort this morning, haven't we?'
>
> I was a little puzzled but didn't respond.
>
> After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
> The rest of the day was normal, some shopping, cleaning, & cooking.
>
> After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out
> from the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?'
>
> I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
>
> She replied,
> 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink,........
> it had all my glitter saved inside it.'
>
>
> I'm NEVER going back to that doctor!,...... Ever!!!!!

cha_chaos · Post by **cha_chaos** » Tue May 13, 2008 4:07 pm

Hardy wrote:
deviant wrote:
Fuckin LOL!!!

Double lol, gold!

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Tue May 13, 2008 4:24 pm

BAH!!! Fuck there wrong. Hence uber awesome

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue May 13, 2008 4:28 pm

breaksRbest wrote:

Gnat in Bogan Loving 'what about me' shocker

bwahahaha

would not kick him across a sheep studded field, let alone lick him.

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Tue May 13, 2008 4:37 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:
breaksRbest wrote:

Gnat in Bogan Loving 'what about me' shocker

bwahahaha

would not kick him across a sheep studded field, let alone lick him.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:25 pm

cha_chaos wrote:
Hardy wrote:
deviant wrote:
Fuckin LOL!!!
Double lol, gold!

Triple, right here

Noll is nil

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:41 am

lol

horses for courses

he's a nice fella it seems and that's a win imo

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri May 16, 2008 1:51 pm

its official.

i cant fit into a size 14 anywhere. dangers is out forever.

this is fucking ri-cock-u-lous.

fucking angry.

what the fuck is average size now then fashionista cunts?

im not a huge or even big lady, but now i have to shop at the preggers shop?

GGRRRRRR

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Fri May 16, 2008 5:57 pm

^^^WTF... there is no way you are bigger than a 14! I would not have put you at 14 to start with!

It all depends ont eh shop, my latest skirt i brought from Route 66 was a 14, yet i am in a size 10 jean?

nic · Post by **nic** » Fri May 16, 2008 8:31 pm

I know - I know, Iv blown out to a 32" from a 30", some of my old jeans need to be worn with the button undone, like some kind of eager sex pest.

I need to stop eating bread brie and beer as a meal imo

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed May 21, 2008 4:10 pm

sizes are so inconsistent. had this issue with sass and bide jeans once- couldn't pull a 14 over my knees in one style but was a 10 in others

i have known girls who only shop at one place because their size 12 bod is a size 8-10 in that partic brand

go figure

my current dilemma is i've seen a mad red sisley bag in cosmo and i want but would rather see it pre purchase but only stocking em in sydders

is melbourne not the fashion capital?? sydney pffffffffft

maybe system can go and check a handbag for me and report back lol

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Wed May 21, 2008 4:12 pm

^^ I think system can go with camera at the ready and model said hand bag and post pictures in here for you to see!

I have seen some hotness shoes from zoom but cannot find stockists down here?!?!?

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Wed May 21, 2008 4:51 pm

Shall we have another attempt at organising a MelbourneBeats Ladies Luncheon or Dinner? Anyone keen?!

A good northside pub for a meal and drinkies must be waiting for us with open arms ......

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu May 22, 2008 12:07 pm

North is done...southside ftw. Then Dandenong, then St Albans...isn't that how it goes?

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu May 22, 2008 1:23 pm

south = fail

im told sydney is great this time of year

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu May 22, 2008 1:57 pm

You're looking for a bit of biffo aren't ya GK? Fair's fair, North was last time, my vote = southside.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu May 22, 2008 1:58 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:south = fail

im told sydney is great this time of year

It's amazing.....

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu May 22, 2008 2:03 pm

mixtress wrote:You're looking for a bit of biffo aren't ya GK? Fair's fair, North was last time, my vote = southside.

hahaha bit of biffo?

as if.

have it south then.

i prolly wont be able to make it, along with many others.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu May 22, 2008 2:33 pm

I have to say, I think that sucks balls. Aren't you willing to put in a bit of effort for the ladies?! Last time we had dinner I traveled for an hour in peak hour traffic to be there, and I was on time. Not hard to do, just takes a little planning.

Wouldn't it be nice to have a change of scenery? I think it'd be nice.

Of course, majority rules.

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Thu May 22, 2008 2:42 pm

I have no transport other than public, so if it is south side i not too far south as i will have to get home from there.....

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu May 22, 2008 2:44 pm

how about city then mixxy? Lounge? Bo i know it will be a long way to travel for you especially on this one, but you can do eeeet

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu May 22, 2008 2:47 pm

city is good. compromise.

can even do lounge, get special treatment etc, but im not like, YAY come to my WORK!!! or anything,....

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu May 22, 2008 2:50 pm

we are good at compromising, cos we is ladies....

"honey can we go shopping today"
"i want to watch the football"
"okay then, i won't go shopping and just bring you beers when you yell out JUGS"

compromise!

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu May 22, 2008 3:01 pm

sounds good to me, thanks for options

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Thu May 22, 2008 4:24 pm

city sounds good to me!!

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Mon May 26, 2008 11:15 am

ok chicks.

My girls looking for a new hairdressers.

Anyone know any good ones around the brunny, northcote, thornbury area.

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Mon May 26, 2008 12:16 pm

For Sale .. (I got bills!

)

- Black Knee High Camper Boots
- Size 39
- Bought last winter for $420
- Worn about a dozen times so in really good condition
- Will take $200 for them

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Mon May 26, 2008 2:49 pm

ADD_Boy wrote:ok chicks.

My girls looking for a new hairdressers.

Anyone know any good ones around the brunny, northcote, thornbury area.

i keep recommending mine and haven't had any complaints yet. she's the best!

Lauren at Leigh Ryrie 9481 0855
I should start charging a spotters fee.

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Mon May 26, 2008 3:19 pm

Thanks w_p !!

Where is at ?

Post by **breaksRbest** » Mon May 26, 2008 3:39 pm

I can also endorse said hairdresser

(it's a couple of doors up from Piedemontes)

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Mon May 26, 2008 4:49 pm

stovequeen wrote:For Sale .. (I got bills! )

- Black Knee High Camper Boots
- Size 39
- Bought last winter for $420
- Worn about a dozen times so in really good condition
- Will take $200 for them

damn. 1 size too big or I'd snap them up off you FiWi!

almax · Post by **almax** » Mon May 26, 2008 5:14 pm

Knee high "camper" boots... i thought they were called CFM boots

quick · Post by **quick** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:05 pm

ADD_Boy wrote:ok chicks.

My girls looking for a new hairdressers.

Anyone know any good ones around the brunny, northcote, thornbury area.

Klassy Kuts, smith st, next to ANZ... ask for Nerissa

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:12 pm

quick wrote:
ADD_Boy wrote:ok chicks.

My girls looking for a new hairdressers.

Anyone know any good ones around the brunny, northcote, thornbury area.
Klassy Kuts, smith st, next to ANZ... ask for Nerissa

You getting kickbacks?

quick · Post by **quick** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:34 pm

Hardy wrote:
quick wrote:
ADD_Boy wrote:ok chicks.

My girls looking for a new hairdressers.

Anyone know any good ones around the brunny, northcote, thornbury area.
Klassy Kuts, smith st, next to ANZ... ask for Nerissa

You getting kickbacks?

just referring to an awesome stylist

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon May 26, 2008 11:25 pm

Klassy Kuts and the name Nerissa sound fake.
this is a trap tbh

Id rather Krafty Kuts do my hair on a coke binge than anyone called Nerissa.

Are you lying Steve?

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Tue May 27, 2008 9:19 am

Polecat wrote:
stovequeen wrote:For Sale .. (I got bills! )

- Black Knee High Camper Boots
- Size 39
- Bought last winter for $420
- Worn about a dozen times so in really good condition
- Will take $200 for them
damn. 1 size too big or I'd snap them up off you FiWi!

Come try them on lady. They are a 39/40 really.

I'm going to put them up on ebay this weekend

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue May 27, 2008 10:45 am

nic wrote:Klassy Kuts and the name Nerissa sound fake.
this is a trap tbh

Id rather Krafty Kuts do my hair on a coke binge than anyone called Nerissa.

Are you lying Steve?

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Tue May 27, 2008 1:24 pm

Small feet - I need bigger feet... i cannot get the shoes (heels for work) i like, practically NOONE makes shoes small enough, i mean COME ON there are midgets out there in heels i am sure of it, where the heel they shopping?

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue May 27, 2008 1:32 pm

I love how the conversation always returns to shoes.