Dodgy PM's

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:25 am

just recived this ripper in my inbox :

I am going to be intrusive and blunt.
There is a concert I am going to in the next couple of weeks and would love to have some stimulants - amphetamine type substances (poppers, eccy, speed;
maybe coke).
My contacts for such transactions dried up long ago. Any help much appreciated.
Bill

was from some user demon09, reeks of bacon....

someones playing funny's or is it pure donk.?

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:27 am

what in the total fuck
lol

Post by **huge** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:36 am

lol. must really need some roundies!

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:38 am

so no one else got it?

huge can you check this user out, dont think they have even made a post before.

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:38 am

http://melbournebeats.com/forum/memberl ... le&u=18497

Post by **huge** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:47 am

i cant see much im not an admin (like everybody else seems to be ahem

)

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:50 am

lol, what the absolute fuck?!?!?

Tell him you can get him some "donk", it's the new biggest thing

almax · Post by **almax** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:50 am

well... can you?

wonder why they chose you of all people, i woulda asked nic, he is forever on about pingahs etc

Post by **huge** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:58 am

wonder how much they pay this new forum baiting task force?

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:00 am

hard hitting investigative police work imo

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:03 am

here i was thinking this was going to be a thread about bent politicians.

Post by **fooishbar** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:14 am

will look into it in a sec. as always, it's a public forum - careful what you do and say. if anyone else gets these, please let me or system know. cheers.

same o · Post by **same o** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:15 am

fooishbar wrote:will look into it in a sec. as always, it's a public forum - careful what you do and say. if anyone else gets these, please let me or system know. cheers.

i got a message this guy called ac23 the other day....

what should i do????

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:18 am

Tell him that he can proceed in a northerly direction and observe a IC1 male wearing an undersized jacket appearing to be of female origin. Whereupon he can ask this man as to the whereabouts of his donk, whereby the man will reply :nic:

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:37 am

systems onto it....

and no i cant billy bob

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:42 am

Sounds dodge as.

Going to a "concert"... after "poppers".... "amphetemine type substances"...

Sounds like the dude is 50 years old and "trying to be hip".

PS: Fents it was me, can you help out?

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:45 am

sorry mate i havnt got my glass's you'll have to speak up.

Post by **system** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:50 am

banned for a bit. pretty odd tbh.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:54 am

Direkt wrote:Sounds dodge as.

Going to a "concert"... after "poppers".... "amphetemine type substances"...

Sounds like the dude is 50 years old and "trying to be hip".

PS: Fents it was me, can you help out?

Full on!

"Stimulants?" ... STIMULANTS!?!

POPPERS!!!!!

Shifty-Sly · Post by **Shifty-Sly** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:55 am

Bill please note for the future......

The good community that is mb.c love the music please take your druggy requests elsewhere

I suggest the Trance forum on ITM

Or you could try drinking like this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQY_dyzHXbA

:donk:

almax · Post by **almax** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:22 am

should have played with him for a bit, like get him all keen, tell him to meet you somewhere for an exchange and dont turn up etc

Post by **huge** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:37 am

or everyone turn up for a fake drug deal flash mobbing

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:52 am

skiba · Post by **skiba** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:16 am

just say you got everything he could ever need, then just rock up with some sugar or something =p

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:28 am

almax wrote:should have played with him for a bit, like get him all keen, tell him to meet you somewhere for an exchange and dont turn up etc

like 419eater?

this is a little worrying really. and why fents?
one would think some of our other posters, inspire more 'on edge behaviour"

:nic:

Smile on Impact · Post by **Smile on Impact** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:44 am

you're right to be suss fents.

I don't think it's the real Bill !

skiba · Post by **skiba** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:48 am

maybe you should point the kid towards another forum..

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:51 am

skiba wrote:just say you got everything he could ever need, then just rock up with some sugar or something =p

I like this idea, but instead of sugar, just say "I've got the only drug you need", then give him a hug. Then say "love is the greatest drug of all".

Smile on Impact · Post by **Smile on Impact** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:52 am

Hardy wrote:
skiba wrote:just say you got everything he could ever need, then just rock up with some sugar or something =p
I like this idea, but instead of sugar, just say "I've got the only drug you need", then give him a hug. Then say "love is the greatest drug of all".

No wait.... "Jesus, is the greatest drug of all" !

Hatsudai · Post by **Hatsudai** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:53 am

Hardy wrote:
skiba wrote:just say you got everything he could ever need, then just rock up with some sugar or something =p
I like this idea, but instead of sugar, just say "I've got the only drug you need", then give him a hug. Then say "love is the greatest drug of all".

best!

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:54 am

demon09 wrote: There is a concert I am going to in the next couple of weeks and would love to have some stimulants

May I suggest a stong coffee to keep you awake at the concert? Or scotch & coke if the venue is licenced? You said you like coke.

skiba · Post by **skiba** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:54 am

Hardy wrote:
skiba wrote:just say you got everything he could ever need, then just rock up with some sugar or something =p
I like this idea, but instead of sugar, just say "I've got the only drug you need", then give him a hug. Then say "love is the greatest drug of all".

i was telling people that at good vibes =D
they just walked off all angry and annoyed =(

eN · Post by eN » Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:09 pm

haha, shoulda said you could hook him up via western union and express post him some panadol.

skiba · Post by **skiba** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:11 pm

eN wrote:haha, shoulda said you could hook him up via western union and express post him some panadol.

is that what you do to your mates?? =p

Post by **huge** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:12 pm

i thought you said post him some panalol

ulyssian · Post by **ulyssian** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:34 pm

eN wrote:haha, shoulda said you could hook him up via western union and express post him some panadol.

I still waiting! C*nt

eN · Post by eN » Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:38 pm

skiba wrote:
eN wrote:haha, shoulda said you could hook him up via western union and express post him some panadol.
is that what you do to your mates?? =p

No I just send them terrible sample cd's from work such as the following

http://www.sonybmg.com.au/cd/releaseDet ... 8697360052

eN · Post by eN » Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:48 pm

ulyssian wrote:
eN wrote:haha, shoulda said you could hook him up via western union and express post him some panadol.

I still waiting! C*nt

hahaha

unsoundbwoy · Post by **unsoundbwoy** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:58 pm

homebrew is blatantly code for having a meth lab at home

every cop knows that

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:54 pm

Fents wrote:reeks of bacon....

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:34 am

BACONNAISE!!!

L-J · Post by **L-J** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:56 am

Does it come with a health warning?