is a paralegal someone who is allowed to practice law whilst under the influence of alcohol?Lizkins wrote:yeah the Underbelly season 3 is way better. i didn't even bother with Season 2 after watching about 20 minutes and being bored out of my brain.
i worked with the voice over chick. she was a paralegal here before taking up full-time acting. i quite like her voice on it
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underbelly was shit this week imo
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No, it's someone who was struck down by a collection of falling legal books who can no longer walk.Feigan wrote:is a paralegal someone who is allowed to practice law whilst under the influence of alcohol?
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I thought it was a lawyer who decended on a court room via parachute
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Caught a bit of Australia's Got Talent last night.
The acts were pretty good, mildly entertaining but I was scratching my head as to how these 3 people got the job as judges?
tbh wouldn't it make sense to be judged by someone who actually HAS talent?
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The acts were pretty good, mildly entertaining but I was scratching my head as to how these 3 people got the job as judges?
tbh wouldn't it make sense to be judged by someone who actually HAS talent?
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lol at paralegal jokes, haven't heard them before aye
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are you for real? i only saw the watermelon man and couldn't bear to watch another second. serious lowest common denominator entertainment (well he was at least - can't speak for the rest of it)Amick wrote:Caught a bit of Australia's Got Talent last night.
The acts were pretty good, mildly entertaining but I was scratching my head as to how these 3 people got the job as judges?
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I am for real as I actually watched more than one act...the beatboxing and a 15 year old kid who could actually sing was decent.
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fair play then. every time i've flicked it on i've found it cringe making. i must be missing the good ones.
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omg our entire house was making that fucking noise after that.witty_pseudonym wrote:are you for real? i only saw the watermelon man and couldn't bear to watch another second. serious lowest common denominator entertainment (well he was at least - can't speak for the rest of it)Amick wrote:Caught a bit of Australia's Got Talent last night.
The acts were pretty good, mildly entertaining but I was scratching my head as to how these 3 people got the job as judges?
i was yelling at the TV - GET HIM OFF.
australia is severely lacking in talent if that show is anything to go by!
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nah we are just not show ponies like some countrie....not naming names
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watched the first 2 episodes of true blood last night, and tbh i cannot understand what everyone is on about, mainly because i thought it sucked balls. Sorry, i know theres a lot of fans on here, but i felt it to be truly a pile of shit.
Anna Paquins character needs a bullet, the vampire is ridiculous, and the grandma talks like william shatner. I kept waiting for the bit where a horde of vampires came in and killed everyone, hopefully anna very slowly and painfully, but it never came. only good character is Tara, and even she is annoying at times.
so basically yeah, its shit and i won't be watching another one.
Anna Paquins character needs a bullet, the vampire is ridiculous, and the grandma talks like william shatner. I kept waiting for the bit where a horde of vampires came in and killed everyone, hopefully anna very slowly and painfully, but it never came. only good character is Tara, and even she is annoying at times.
so basically yeah, its shit and i won't be watching another one.
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that made me laugh J. I havnt watched it yet either and was looking forward to it with all the hype!
im generally over vampires tbh
Anyone see Good News Week last night? Tina Arena acted like she was up to the eyeballs in the most awesome of xanex, coming out with all these random unrelated comments, fuck me, it was terrible/awesome.
I just wish Mikey Robbins would FUCK off. I dont think he's been funny for a decade.
im generally over vampires tbh
Anyone see Good News Week last night? Tina Arena acted like she was up to the eyeballs in the most awesome of xanex, coming out with all these random unrelated comments, fuck me, it was terrible/awesome.
I just wish Mikey Robbins would FUCK off. I dont think he's been funny for a decade.
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tony abbott getting bare smackdowns from our kerry on the 7:30 report last night was the best thing i've seen on the toob for tiiiiiiiime
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absoloutely. owned him good and proper. its not like the guy was perceived to have a lot of integrity, but last night can't have helped.system wrote:tony abbott getting bare smackdowns from our kerry on the 7:30 report last night was the best thing i've seen on the toob for tiiiiiiiime
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i didnt like true blood first few eps at all, was sooo close to turning it off. but after more i couldnt stop!
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ROFLmrj wrote:watched the first 2 episodes of true blood last night, and tbh i cannot understand what everyone is on about, mainly because i thought it sucked balls. Sorry, i know theres a lot of fans on here, but i felt it to be truly a pile of shit.
Anna Paquins character needs a bullet, the vampire is ridiculous, and the grandma talks like william shatner. I kept waiting for the bit where a horde of vampires came in and killed everyone, hopefully anna very slowly and painfully, but it never came. only good character is Tara, and even she is annoying at times.
so basically yeah, its shit and i won't be watching another one.
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yeah seriously give it another go Big J, but just pretend you have never read any of our reviews or know anything about it at all. like, they ain't even vampires, they just kidding, for serial
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it went.................................shit
more episodes was not the answer. as it turns out, watching more of a show doesn't make it better. it just makes it longer.
sorry guys but its shit. undeniably and unbearably shit. they have invented a world where vampires are real and out in the open and still managed to make it incredibely boring.
and Oh My God is Anna Paquin both shit and annoying. When you are hoping that the main character dies immediately it cant bode well for the show overall. but to be fair, I cared for none of the characters and was not interested in hearing about their lives or what happens next in the story. because, if the first 6 episodes are enough to go by, nothing does. ever.
add to that the brother character who i think is supposed to be comic relief or something? the only relief i felt was when the camera wasn't on him or when he wasnt speaking.
and then......theres the accents. those gratingly horrific southern accents. every piece of dialogue was like barbed wire through my ears.
overall i thought the entire show, the cast, the story, the sets and location were the biggest pile of steaming horse shit I've ever had the misfortune to experience. in fact each on their own constitued a quite a significant piece of shit, but together they made a pile of shit of epic proportions. a pile of shit so tall it could black out the sun, leaving us all to die in its smelly, fly ridden shadow.
over hyped excrement imo.
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more episodes was not the answer. as it turns out, watching more of a show doesn't make it better. it just makes it longer.
sorry guys but its shit. undeniably and unbearably shit. they have invented a world where vampires are real and out in the open and still managed to make it incredibely boring.
and Oh My God is Anna Paquin both shit and annoying. When you are hoping that the main character dies immediately it cant bode well for the show overall. but to be fair, I cared for none of the characters and was not interested in hearing about their lives or what happens next in the story. because, if the first 6 episodes are enough to go by, nothing does. ever.
add to that the brother character who i think is supposed to be comic relief or something? the only relief i felt was when the camera wasn't on him or when he wasnt speaking.
and then......theres the accents. those gratingly horrific southern accents. every piece of dialogue was like barbed wire through my ears.
overall i thought the entire show, the cast, the story, the sets and location were the biggest pile of steaming horse shit I've ever had the misfortune to experience. in fact each on their own constitued a quite a significant piece of shit, but together they made a pile of shit of epic proportions. a pile of shit so tall it could black out the sun, leaving us all to die in its smelly, fly ridden shadow.
over hyped excrement imo.
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each to their own, but fuck me J, that is some serious neg
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hands down one of the best reviews i've read.
and confirms why i'm not going to bother. doesn't appeal in the slightest tbh.
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I like the show... but that was LOL mrj
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Anyone watch 7pm project last night?
I dont understand why its ok for middle aged woman to be openly swooning over a 16 or 17 guy, either age, he isnt legal and discussing the perve factor. If it was a 16 year old girl, omg, people would be jumping up and down, accusing men of all sorts of perverted behaviour.
I dont understand why its ok for middle aged woman to be openly swooning over a 16 or 17 guy, either age, he isnt legal and discussing the perve factor. If it was a 16 year old girl, omg, people would be jumping up and down, accusing men of all sorts of perverted behaviour.
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can't watch. so bad. worse than neighbours
and WTF with pickering's hair? at first i thought it was a joke but seems like he's keeping it
and WTF with pickering's hair? at first i thought it was a joke but seems like he's keeping it
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yeah fully!! It was soo much better before, curly and messy. You can see the comb lines now, looks like a Sunday church do.
I usually like it tbh natty, particularly when George Negas and Barefoot Investor are on it.
Last night tho, eeew, Carey and Jennifer Byrne were almost having a fucking orgasm at the desk over this kid. It was just off and FAIL.
I usually like it tbh natty, particularly when George Negas and Barefoot Investor are on it.
Last night tho, eeew, Carey and Jennifer Byrne were almost having a fucking orgasm at the desk over this kid. It was just off and FAIL.
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Lil MiSbreaks wrote: yeah fully!! It was soo much better before, curly and messy. You can see the comb lines now, looks like a Sunday church do.
I usually like it tbh natty, particularly when George Negas and Barefoot Investor are on it.
Last night tho, eeew, Carey and Jennifer Byrne were almost having a fucking orgasm at the desk over this kid. It was just off and FAIL.
OMG i caught a bit of this last night and was like - WTF??? Jennifer Byrne keep it in ya pants much ua crazy loon. And Carey whats her name is just a fricken suck up try hard. i shouldn't be so harsh, but they totally put me off hey
and Husey was doing the same set-up joke style that he does on Before the Game. Which is well lame!
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lol that guy is gross. weird features imo.
those bitches need to get a vibrator. and carrie bickmore needs a sustagen infusion
fucking huesy aint funny at all. either is that stupid curly haired 'comedian' oh i'm ugly so i'm going to try and trade on funny. negas is the only redeeming feature. if that show is on for 5 mins while i'm waiting for masterchef i want to punch the telly
those bitches need to get a vibrator. and carrie bickmore needs a sustagen infusion
fucking huesy aint funny at all. either is that stupid curly haired 'comedian' oh i'm ugly so i'm going to try and trade on funny. negas is the only redeeming feature. if that show is on for 5 mins while i'm waiting for masterchef i want to punch the telly
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i LOVE Amazing Race. Last night was Penang, a stop over in KL and then on to Singapore. it made me very happy seeing it all again even the zip-lining in Sentosa, which we did. i lol'd at the dudes who walked all the way there, it was a major bitch to get up there. Full on hill in stupid heat = blah!
and Ping Ping was on! i had no idea he passed away til a mate told me, man he was one cool little dude.
and Ping Ping was on! i had no idea he passed away til a mate told me, man he was one cool little dude.
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PING PING!!! Oh he died, I didnt know that either. How funny was he with that fag in his mouth, it was almost as wide as his head!
I love it too! Does that host have the best job in the world or what.
A bit spewing the lesbians went out, wanted to see them take that beauty queen down, that would have been golden.
I love it too! Does that host have the best job in the world or what.
A bit spewing the lesbians went out, wanted to see them take that beauty queen down, that would have been golden.
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shit i always forget amazing race is on
are jet and CORD still in?
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are jet and CORD still in?
season 4 of the wire on the go. totally addicted. bunk ftw. did you know that the dudes who play both stringer bell and mcnulty are actually british? do a better job of accents than most hollywood actors tbh- totally on it
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Yeah See the Ab Fab he was in??? GOLD. Played an escort.... He's also a Dj!!!
They are natty. Kicking arse those 2! There too funny. And i must ask, did you notice when they were putting shower caps over their cowboy hats? Well, one of em was. Protection plastic or some shit!!!
They are natty. Kicking arse those 2! There too funny. And i must ask, did you notice when they were putting shower caps over their cowboy hats? Well, one of em was. Protection plastic or some shit!!!
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Just discovered "How to make it in America". Same producers as Entourage, but way less annoying. Managed to watch 4 episodes in one sitting. Really good.
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Lil MiSbreaks wrote:PING PING!!! Oh he died, I didnt know that either. How funny was he with that fag in his mouth, it was almost as wide as his head!
I love it too! Does that host have the best job in the world or what.
A bit spewing the lesbians went out, wanted to see them take that beauty queen down, that would have been golden.
i'm well annoyed the lesbians went out, they were awesome and hella funny
Yes to Jet and Cord! I totally want them to win it i reckon
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My god Breaking Bad was awesome last night...
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argh gotta catch up. i think im up to ep 8. dont say anything.
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