Masterchef 2010

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:23 pm

thought fiona was drab. not cute, bit boring

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:00 pm

FoundationStepper wrote:thought fiona was drab. not cute, bit boring

agreed 1000000%

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:00 am

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:46 am

Alvin looked worried last night!!

Johno will knock out Pouty tonight

Matt & Callum to open there own restaurant after the show concludes (they will also get married and end up like the couple of Modern Family)

In other news....

Ben Elton has started working with Freemantle Media.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:59 am

that claire has gotta go too. so glass half empty, always looks like someone's shat in her best hat- even on friday master class! dumb face, sad puppy eyes, precise pronunciation drives me mad private school, hyphenated name typical

GO MARION! ALVIN! ADAM! AARON! so long as one of them wins i'm happy

RGLZ · Post by **RGLZ** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:35 am

MARION, carn marion!!

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:04 pm

MARION!

She's so lovely

Agree on Claire.

on fucking shat in her hat, thats gold. Joined the tears brigade. Bah, boring.

RGLZ · Post by **RGLZ** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:16 pm

I reckon she wants to fuck Callum.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:17 pm

callum would proper jizz in his pants tbh.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:49 pm

They where very cosy together in last nights challenge.

Lots of cuddling & giggles

when they where on the train

she said 'we're in paris'

he squealed 'we're in paris'

ha!

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:00 pm

yeah fully. It was cute tho!

RGLZ · Post by **RGLZ** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:01 pm

'YAY' *hi 5* haha

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:09 pm

youthful_implants wrote:callum would proper jizz in his pants tbh.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:48 pm

gnat wrote:that claire has gotta go too. so glass half empty, always looks like someone's shat in her best hat- even on friday master class! dumb face, sad puppy eyes, precise pronunciation drives me mad private school, hyphenated name typical

GO MARION! ALVIN! ADAM! AARON! so long as one of them wins i'm happy

yeh im an adam fan too

not Marion though. little miss perfect tbh. totally reminds me off all these cock heads at school who used to feign academic insecurity (oh my god im SO gonna fail) and then would pull an A+ everytime.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:13 pm

lol jaded

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:17 pm

hahaha

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:14 pm

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:23 pm

that is the best!!!

I'm gonna play it tonight!

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:30 pm

'gary stresses various words by growling'

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:47 am

Pouty is gone.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:13 pm

Its excellent, finally. Now i love everyone thats left, and there good enough to be there too.

Her face when she was cutting up the bird, oh fuck it was hilerious!

not that I blame her for it, i would have hurled no question.

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:13 pm

Feigan wrote:Pouty is gone.

WOOOO H OOOO

Happy about that - shown FINALLY that she is - and has been for a long time - WAY over her head!

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:52 pm

i missed it but it was a happy night out i had knowing that one of them was going. win win imo

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:37 pm

Feigan wrote:Pouty is gone.

She has some serious lemon sucking features going on. My housemate forced me to watch, at least the Masterchef Bingo Card kept me amused.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:36 am

Shame that Skye missed out last night, as I think she's a decent cook.

I've got a soft spot for Jake - I hope he does well tonight.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:53 am

'I love Helicopters'!!!

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:13 am

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:55 pm

What happened last night? I thought there was a repeat for some reason - who came back in?
What is happening??
Gym after work now = miss MC

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:59 pm

gutted skye missed out

total fail. ROFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL at chicken and potato kate not knowing how to make mash. dunnnnce

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:13 pm

I saw bogan kate in preston on Saturday, bitching about Joanne I think

wonder how her catering business is going? lol

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:19 pm

She annoyed me more than Pouty

skye should have gotten in, I liked her.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:10 am

You wanted to do a sex on her didn't you Feigs?

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:23 am

I wouldn't have kicked Skye out of bed.

creative type, would be a bit frisky on the olde work bench.

I would like to applaud the judges for sticking it up Jono, Claire & Aaron for being bitter lemon sucking mouth like a cats arse twats when the eliminated contestants came back in last night.

Fuck em.

Claire - go jam an aubergine in your face and die.

Callum or Alvin FTW.

Aaron needs to stop dressing like a napoleon wanna be.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:41 am

I see where they're coming from in being pissed - these 3 new additions have pretty much had immunity since they've been kicked out. Sure, Julie was awesome about it last year - and Aaron looked funny, and Claire was sooky - but I can see where they're coming from.

Still - at the end of the day, the best Chef will/should win regardless.

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:52 am

I thought Jono was really good about it, i was reading that he told the others to stop sulking

http://www.realityravings.com/2010/06/2 ... es-really/

although he was also pissed that he would have to continue competing for longer, I'd imagine you'd be cheesed at having to stay for another 2 weeks after being locked in for so long

claire needs to go. mediocre

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:58 am

As if you would think there was even a remote chance that they wouldn't bring at least someone back.

Happened on all other Masterchefs.

It actually annoys me how they always look so surprised and shocked. Pretty sure you all own Masterchef 1 on DVD and you know what to expect.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:06 am

JAMESSSS wrote:Happened on all other Masterchefs.

How many has there been? I thought this was the second series.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:14 am

Feigan wrote:I wouldn't have kicked Skye out of bed.

creative type, would be a bit frisky on the olde work bench.

I would like to applaud the judges for sticking it up Jono, Claire & Aaron for being bitter lemon sucking mouth like a cats arse twats when the eliminated contestants came back in last night.

Fuck em.

Claire - go jam an aubergine in your face and die.

Callum or Alvin FTW.

Aaron needs to stop dressing like a napoleon wanna be.

I hate Claire now she annoyed me so badly after last night with her crying and inability to be anything other than the biggest loser.

Aaron looks really machievellian in that get up which endeared me to him greatly. At least he wasn't wearing that godawful beanie!!!

I loved last nights show was really happy for Courtney who is going to have to really pull her finger out I reckon. Good times.

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:29 am

ARGH i was at the gym again what has happened???

Who has come back in??

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:48 am

Peter Kritikides, Courtney and Jimmy Seervai.

Jake, Devon & Supercamp didn't make it back in.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:12 pm

i cannot STAND that cheesy faggy mincer with the chest cleavage from tasmania. was stoked he didn't make it back in

still so dark that skye didn't though- she would have owned them all imo

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:38 pm

Feigan wrote:I wouldn't have kicked Skye out of bed.

creative type, would be a bit frisky on the olde work bench.

I would like to applaud the judges for sticking it up Jono, Claire & Aaron for being bitter lemon sucking mouth like a cats arse twats when the eliminated contestants came back in last night.

Fuck em.

Claire - go jam an aubergine in your face and die.

Callum or Alvin FTW.

Aaron needs to stop dressing like a napoleon wanna be.

Well sumarised. I couldnt get over them NOT being able to hold it in! Ok, for the first part i can appreciate being a lil pissed off, but surely youd hold it in until you got yourself sorted, and accepted it. Aaron's face was just so twisted. George got so into em, and so he should have.

I really like Courtney, prolly cos she's worked in the same dam bar for so long and is so young! She needs a life change man, something fierce. and i like the look of her food. Simple, but nothing wrong with simple if you do it perfectly.

I used to like Claire, but now ive realised, aside from the fact that she looks like my ex best friend who slapped me on the face, she's a sooky la la.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:41 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:
Feigan wrote:I wouldn't have kicked Skye out of bed.

creative type, would be a bit frisky on the olde work bench.

I would like to applaud the judges for sticking it up Jono, Claire & Aaron for being bitter lemon sucking mouth like a cats arse twats when the eliminated contestants came back in last night.

Fuck em.

Claire - go jam an aubergine in your face and die.

Callum or Alvin FTW.

Aaron needs to stop dressing like a napoleon wanna be.
Well sumarised. I couldnt get over them NOT being able to hold it in! Ok, for the first part i can appreciate being a lil pissed off, but surely youd hold it in until you got yourself sorted, and accepted it. Aaron's face was just so twisted. George got so into em, and so he should have.

I really like Courtney, prolly cos she's worked in the same dam bar for so long and is so young! She needs a life change man, something fierce. and i like the look of her food. Simple, but nothing wrong with simple if you do it perfectly.

I used to like Claire, but now ive realised, aside from the fact that she looks like my ex best friend who slapped me on the face, she's a sooky la la.

Sooky la la/home wrecker.

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:41 pm

Feigan wrote:
Lil MiSbreaks wrote:
Feigan wrote:I wouldn't have kicked Skye out of bed.

creative type, would be a bit frisky on the olde work bench.

I would like to applaud the judges for sticking it up Jono, Claire & Aaron for being bitter lemon sucking mouth like a cats arse twats when the eliminated contestants came back in last night.

Fuck em.

Claire - go jam an aubergine in your face and die.

Callum or Alvin FTW.

Aaron needs to stop dressing like a napoleon wanna be.
Well sumarised. I couldnt get over them NOT being able to hold it in! Ok, for the first part i can appreciate being a lil pissed off, but surely youd hold it in until you got yourself sorted, and accepted it. Aaron's face was just so twisted. George got so into em, and so he should have.

I really like Courtney, prolly cos she's worked in the same dam bar for so long and is so young! She needs a life change man, something fierce. and i like the look of her food. Simple, but nothing wrong with simple if you do it perfectly.

I used to like Claire, but now ive realised, aside from the fact that she looks like my ex best friend who slapped me on the face, she's a sooky la la.
Sooky la la/home wrecker.

big call home wrecker???

Yeah simple food cooked to perfection is one of lifes wonders i think......

So the guys that had lasted the course were not happy campers about it all? And Georgie Boy tore shreds did he?? Hey all is fair in the comp man...

Shame Jake didn't make it tho...

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:08 pm

You're right Charlie, bit too big.

I shouldn't have written that one.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:36 pm

Direkt wrote:
JAMESSSS wrote:Happened on all other Masterchefs.
How many has there been? I thought this was the second series.

It's been going since 1990 in the UK, with the current format (which is very close to the Australian format) since 2005!

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:14 am

Go Courtney, go Peter. Showing that complacency will kill you.

Marion and Clare fell over last night. Was good to see. Marion is far too nice, and Clare is far too boring.

Jonathan's risotto was LOL

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:43 pm

that peter smacked it last night.

how smugg was that young chef? walks in and stares everyone down nearly laughing at them saying to himself pfffft you guys have no chance - best bit was when they left him in line till last, he was shiting himself.

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:53 pm

could not sit through it all - tooooo many ad breaks!

same o · Post by **same o** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:29 pm

did ny one see the thing on media watch about master chef was quite lolz