the rapture
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The fridge is angry, the cheese told me so.
Watch out for the penguins, they are comming.
Watch out for the penguins, they are comming.
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haven't we talked about this one already?
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Re: the rapture
i think maybe it is because this has been linked in ttan..
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-y ... he-rapture
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-y ... he-rapture
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pity I don't have time to read this before the rapture
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I am now referring to this "event" as the Raptor. Clever girl.
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i do a good raptor... skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
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- Sociopathic
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Actually randomly I understand it is to be on the 21st right, but the 21st starts at different times all over the world?
So which 21st are we talking?
For us will be be tomorrow or will it actually be the next day? or maybe even earlier?
So which 21st are we talking?
For us will be be tomorrow or will it actually be the next day? or maybe even earlier?
The fridge is angry, the cheese told me so.
Watch out for the penguins, they are comming.
Watch out for the penguins, they are comming.
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It happens at 6pm... the event (apparently an earthquake) will follow 6pm around the world wherever that may be.
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that is indeed what he said...deviant wrote:It happens at 6pm... the event (apparently an earthquake) will follow 6pm around the world wherever that may be.
the idiot on jjj is saying we have until sunday
so people are going to be doing things and...
anyway the speed at which things happen boggles my head brain
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this is up in sydney...
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do we all take a really good dump on judgement day? looks like it from the sign
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apparently there is one of those billboards in Footscray
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mecka..
where is your sig from?
it is awesome and i am stealing it!
where is your sig from?
it is awesome and i am stealing it!
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AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH was reading in the age today quite a lot of People actually did things like quit their jobs and spend their life savings and such thiking it was real.
One couple who had a toddler and another baby on the way spent eveything and quit their jobs. another guy spent 160k on billboards, again his life savings...
One couple who had a toddler and another baby on the way spent eveything and quit their jobs. another guy spent 160k on billboards, again his life savings...
The fridge is angry, the cheese told me so.
Watch out for the penguins, they are comming.
Watch out for the penguins, they are comming.
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I read that article, it was fucking magic. So many utter fuckwits. I'm glad they don't have anything anymore.Sociopathic wrote:AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH was reading in the age today quite a lot of People actually did things like quit their jobs and spend their life savings and such thiking it was real.
One couple who had a toddler and another baby on the way spent eveything and quit their jobs. another guy spent 160k on billboards, again his life savings...
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derp!Sociopathic wrote:AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH was reading in the age today quite a lot of People actually did things like quit their jobs and spend their life savings and such thiking it was real.
One couple who had a toddler and another baby on the way spent eveything and quit their jobs. another guy spent 160k on billboards, again his life savings...
- Lizkins
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get the hell outta here, are you kidding me? what a bunch of mentals!
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i feel really really sorry for these people. they obviously arent content with life on earth, with all its striving and searching and ups and downs.Sociopathic wrote:AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH was reading in the age today quite a lot of People actually did things like quit their jobs and spend their life savings and such thiking it was real.
One couple who had a toddler and another baby on the way spent eveything and quit their jobs. another guy spent 160k on billboards, again his life savings...
i especially feel sorry for the children born to these fuckwits. how would it be growing up around people who just want to check out, however that might happen?
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people who are that foolish should not be allowed to procreate.
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Problem is people that foolish tend to be the ones who procreate the mostyouthful_implants wrote:people who are that foolish should not be allowed to procreate.
The fridge is angry, the cheese told me so.
Watch out for the penguins, they are comming.
Watch out for the penguins, they are comming.
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silly billys!Sociopathic wrote:Problem is people that foolish tend to be the ones who procreate the mostyouthful_implants wrote:people who are that foolish should not be allowed to procreate.
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this is totally true.Sociopathic wrote:Problem is people that foolish tend to be the ones who procreate the mostyouthful_implants wrote:people who are that foolish should not be allowed to procreate.
saw a family in brisvegas yesterday that had 4 kids, with one on the way, while her 'other kids' were with her ex.
she was my age
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Believing in a god that doesn't give any clear evidence to us that they exist and would punish you with eternal damnation for not believing in them seems utterly ridiculous to me....
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i said something along those lines to my grade 1 religious teacher and made her cry. i guess a 7 year old asking for proof of god's existence would be pretty scary though hahaha
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I Hope no one forgot that Harold Camping Moved the date to tomorrow!!! End of times people end of times~!
The fridge is angry, the cheese told me so.
Watch out for the penguins, they are comming.
Watch out for the penguins, they are comming.
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nah, he didn't move it I don't think. The "rapture" was the day when all devine souls ascend to heaven, the rest of us (read: everyone ) would be living here until the world ends today.Sociopathic wrote:I Hope no one forgot that Harold Camping Moved the date to tomorrow!!! End of times people end of times~!
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So gutted if i only get one full day with my new iPhone 4Sdeviant wrote:nah, he didn't move it I don't think. The "rapture" was the day when all devine souls ascend to heaven, the rest of us (read: everyone ) would be living here until the world ends today.Sociopathic wrote:I Hope no one forgot that Harold Camping Moved the date to tomorrow!!! End of times people end of times~!
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no more epilepsy raptor jesus
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umm...because there is sweet FA happenin anywhere?! You didn't have to read it now did u? hehe