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Alarming rise in evidence Australia is turning into the United States.

2 first items on the late news:

1.Russel Crowe has been arrested for throwing a phone at a hotel employee.

2.Lindy Chamberlain has written to Schappelle Corby to express sympathy with her plight.

How the fuck do either of these stories qualify to make a 5 minute news bulletin?
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WHO IS lindy chamberlin anyway ??
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nhd wrote:WHO IS lindy chamberlin anyway ??
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the BBC take news headlines the way too far...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4607449.stm
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i havent watched the news in ages.

its complete bollox. i can find all the news im after all by myslef.
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cobbernuts wrote:
How the fuck do either of these stories qualify to make a 5 minute news bulletin?
I heard on the radio this morning that Crowe is looking at a year in jail...
...and basically that's the situation
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hahah crowe could get 7 years in jail for NY cities zero tolerance policy :lol:

..by that rationale, schappelle's sentence is light :)
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wtf is wrong with america. it was a fucking telephone ffs. :roll:
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Rob M wrote:hahah crowe could get 7 years in jail for NY cities zero tolerance policy :lol:

..by that rationale, schappelle's sentence is light :)
Man, that would be funny.
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Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:wtf is wrong with america. it was a fucking telephone ffs. :roll:
it's still a weapon of mass hotel staff destruction.
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