The amusing 'Moby' caption thread.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:40 pm

Another music website is having a a comp.
You have to look at this photo, and then write a funny caption to go with it, and from what I've seen, the near-winning captions are pretty lame.
I thought it would be interesting to see some of the stuff the MB crew could come out with.
Here is the photo - go for it.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:41 pm

Even after the chemotherapy, Kevin and Ronny attended every Proclaimers fanclub meeting with unmatched vigour.

scotty woo hoo · Post by **scotty woo hoo** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:44 pm

IS THAT MOBY?

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:49 pm

Yes it is.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:50 pm

scotty woo hoo wrote:IS THAT MOBY?

This wins hands down.

Post by **lynt** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:50 pm

factory worker · Post by **factory worker** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:51 pm

agreed

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:53 pm

Little Evil wrote:

Even after the chemotherapy, Kevin and Ronny attended every Proclaimers fanclub meeting with unmatched vigour.

I would have run with some sort of teeth cleaning caption - but "is that Moby" is the clincher!

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:54 pm

i hate moby

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:56 pm

perhaps this

introducing Mrs Marshes graduating class for the 2005 academic year

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:58 pm

Supporters of Woody Allen showed their elation today outside the courtroom where the contrversial star was declared innocent of all charges.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:59 pm

Feigan wrote:
Little Evil wrote:

Bill looked remarkably like Moby, and it was all Bruce could do not to yell "oh Lordy, troubles so bad" as they made love in the toilets at Revolver.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:01 pm

DBoy wrote:

Proof positive that OPSM only stocks womens frames .

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:15 pm

Little Evil wrote:

Will the Real slim shady pls stand up?

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:11 pm

[quote="mrj"

How am I not myself .[/quote]

DrnknMnky · Post by **DrnknMnky** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:16 pm

[/quote]

'Right Said Fred' reformed for one last show...

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:55 pm

DrnknMnky wrote:

'Right Said Fred' reformed for one last show...[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHApffftttthahahaaha!!!

Yes, that was quite funny.

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:29 am

Moby and David posed hesitantly for the camera after emerging from the controversial preview screening of their latest psychological thriller, "Single White Vegan".

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:33 am

I still can't get over

"IS THAT MOBY?"

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:33 am

Hey man, great pills. We should Knuckle them like that more often.

Post by **lucas** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:35 am

jbs wrote:I still can't get over

"IS THAT MOBY?"

Post by **breaksRbest** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:05 pm

Advanced Hair? Nah, Nah

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:40 pm

Yes, this is the little bastard that banged my sister. Clive, get a photo of this c*nt while he's still alive

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:44 pm

Little Evil wrote:Another music website is having a a comp.
You have to look at this photo, and then write a funny caption to go with it, and from what I've seen, the near-winning captions are pretty lame.
I thought it would be interesting to see some of the stuff the MB crew could come out with.
Here is the photo - go for it.

our mums think we're cool

he-yuck he-yuck

Lephrenic · Post by **Lephrenic** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:11 pm

Tony Colman shaves head in honour of newest artist signed to Hospital Records.

LÃ³s Kasinoâ€” · Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:13 pm

Post by **lynt** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:38 pm

Speed - You Don't Know What It'll Do To You

lilstormer · Post by **lilstormer** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:52 pm

The new Moby ventriloquist doll comes with a choice of hoodie colours

reverb · Post by **reverb** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:53 pm

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:01 pm

Shortly after this photograph was taken at the 'crop a cop' charity event, these two officers were gunned down in cold blood by members of the 'Kill anyone who even remotely looks like Moby, let alone sounds like the talentless bastard' sect.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:07 pm

nobody likes moby much round here do they?

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:11 pm

Here we have another incident.......

Caught on camera, the attacker (on the far right), known only as "small face woman" is seen poised ready to bite the ear off her unwitting and distracted victim.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:24 pm

Remember that time we made it with that monkey in Thailand?
Oh shit, sorry - I thought you said your name was Phil?

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:41 pm

Eccentric techno artist Moby could not hide his glee after presenting a tired, but elated Vladimir Gaymananov with his unique Guinness World Record Certificate for "Longest Underwater Immersion Whilst Breathing Through Ears"

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:03 pm

The new urinal-cam went down well.

scotty woo hoo · Post by **scotty woo hoo** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:31 pm

'Hi my name is Moby, and this is my friend Liam.'

Zero Hour · Post by **Zero Hour** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:35 pm

Tonite on Mythbusters Adam drops Moby from a 20 storey building to test what it takes to stop this man from putting out music.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:41 pm

Zero Hour wrote:

Tonite on Mythbusters Adam drops Moby from a 20 storey building to test what it takes to stop this man from putting out music.

my fav

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:45 pm

Zero Hour wrote:

Tonite on Mythbusters Adam drops Moby from a 20 storey building to test what it takes to stop this man from putting out music.

haha i thought he looked similar.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:59 pm

Moby was really shitty at Bruce for shaving his head while he slept. As it was the night before the 'Where's Wally' convention.
So to appease Moby's anger Bruce shaved his head too, attended the convention (see photo), and even lied that he liked the silly cunts music.

All that deceit was too much for Bruce to take.
The next night while Moby slept, Bruce beat Moby to death with a lifesize Eminem doll, while yelling "Body rock y'all, you fuckin suck y'all"
He's currently doing time for 'wankercide'

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:29 pm

Personal Ad:

Name: Moby
Interests: Water sports, wanky electronic music, animal rights supporter.

Desperately seeking male, mid to late 30's, bald head like my ex (pictured on the right) for fun times and cuddling.

Email me: [email protected]

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:40 pm

Moby and his 3rd cousin Dick, looking cosy at the 3rd Annual MTV Obscure Relative Jamboree

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:25 pm

Here's one I prepared earlier.

Post by **system** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:43 pm

NEWS FLASH:
new proof that the recent fanatical devotion exhibited by Moby's fan club is reaching epedemic levels. new fan club bylaws require all members to physically resemble the club's idol. sponsored surgery is apparently available on request.

Zero Hour · Post by **Zero Hour** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:19 pm

You've caught ghey...

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:22 pm

Little Evil wrote:
Here's one I prepared earlier.

bwahahahaha!!

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:30 pm

Mr X, broken and disorientated, after years of torment and hatred from those that despised his music, became the leader of an elite force of faceless killers, hunting down anyone that was into Moby, and terminating them with extreme prejudice.
Little did the guys in the squad know that their captain held a terrible secret.

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:50 pm

"Dude, is that your palm submerged in my butt crack?"
"Just shut up and smile, monkey!"

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:33 am

Moby fired his PR Manager shortly after appearing as a celebrity contestant in the Offal Eating Contest at the Dirty Dude Olympics in Buttfuck, Idaho.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:08 pm

"Yeah, that's right, smile little man - right in the camera, that's it. Now shut up! (Hits Moby with a tyre iron)
Ok, that's a rap. Clem, Go and get the plyers, and untie those two bitches under the stairs. We gonna have ourselves a time."

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