Hi im metro Michael

almax · Post by **almax** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:37 pm

Hi my name is Metro Michael, i like going to one love (i used to be found at se7en every sat but now its called voque) i like to shop at industry and i think that Tsubi jeans are uber. Not only is salmon my favourite food, but my favourite colour too! How lucky am i!

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:41 pm

its Pedro!

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:43 pm

WTF - is that an old photo pre dreads or has he cut them off?

Is it who I think it is?

Or have you just confused the funk outta me?

wasp · Post by **wasp** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:29 pm

Hi metro michael!
I think you are uber hyper mega mr sparkle wikid dope cool and wish to subscribe to your fashion publicationz!

also,

Is it true that peach is the next salmon? Me and my metro friends wish to know so we can plan our matching wardrobes for the spring carnival...

You're a funny man sometimes al......

sorry chris...

Post by **system** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:34 pm

family shame made public.

"my fauxhawk died on me, man! it died just as I was getting the polo collar flexed!"

ukime · Post by **ukime** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:48 pm

lololol

ps: nothin wrong wif tsubi's =p

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:51 pm

ukime wrote:lololol

ps: nothin wrong wif tsubi's =p

:script:

Post by **system** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:25 pm

come up to Sydney for a practical lesson then.

TheOperatives · Post by **TheOperatives** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:31 pm

bahhaaahahahahahaha....

Blackboard · Post by **Blackboard** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:44 am

wasp wrote:Hi metro michael!
I think you are uber hyper mega mr sparkle wikid dope cool and wish to subscribe to your fashion publicationz!

also,

Is it true that peach is the next salmon? Me and my metro friends wish to know so we can plan our matching wardrobes for the spring carnival...

Hi wasp! I've pm'd you details for my fashion newzletter! re your question, no its pink thats the new peach, peach is the new salmon! But who cares anyway salmon is so last week! Dreadslocks and plats are in this season my friend, so you (and a certain breaks promoter) can just chill till next years spring carnival!!! c-u at the races! let me know if you need tickets to the onelove tent, theyre 'hot2trot'!

xxoo

Michael
...............

If anyones interested I put on a wig and dressed as a housefag to sneak into BlueBar for Rowies b'day (and to partialy live out my closet dreams of strutting it vondutch styles) as I am banned from Bluebar. But alas they discovered my true identity as I started bragging about not being noticed and I was asked to leave soon.

MELBOURNE BEATS BOYCOT BLUE BAR!!!!

I hate you almax!

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:31 am

remember... you must rename every colour after a food.

i.e:
pink = salmon
green = avocado
light green = lime
white = milk
brown = chocolate
black = liquorice
blue = blueberry
purple = fuschia

etc etc.

fags.

aardvarkracer · Post by **aardvarkracer** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:11 am

OOh Chris you make me moist LUV IT

ooowwnneed BY ALMAX

Blackboard · Post by **Blackboard** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:54 am

aardvarkracer wrote:OOh Chris you make me moist LUV IT ooowwnneed BY ALMAX

You make me dinner Quin! LUV IT

ooowwneeeed BY CHRIS!

Best damn dinner in Melbourne too!

Post by **lucas** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:38 am

Outstanding.

I love the collar-up action Chris.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:22 am

you're a funny man Chris... and hats-off to you Al!

Nothing like a bit of a chuckle to start the day - thankyou both!

Lindemon · Post by **Lindemon** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:46 pm

BAHAHAHAHHA!

How can I take orders from him after seeing that?
I don't think I'll be able to look @ him without cracking up from now on..

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:51 pm

Holy Shit this is some of the funniest biz. Stuff myths are made off!!!
TOP WORK!

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:16 pm

hilarious stuff! dont you look so cute tho with the trendy hair!

cammo · Post by **cammo** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:43 pm

wot the fuk happened to chris's dreads
god no. at least hes rocking the lo
see wot happens when you stop listening to reggae and admit you like house music

aardvarkracer · Post by **aardvarkracer** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:55 am

Blackboard wrote:
aardvarkracer wrote:OOh Chris you make me moist LUV IT ooowwnneed BY ALMAX
You make me dinner Quin! LUV IT ooowwneeeed BY CHRIS!

Best damn dinner in Melbourne too!

Thanks Chris glad you like the food

it feels nice to be owned

ukime · Post by **ukime** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:43 pm

cammo wrote:see wot happens when you stop listening to reggae and admit you like house music

zuk_IS_FIELDOPS · Post by **zuk_IS_FIELDOPS** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:24 am

Ahhh i think that was the funniest thing i have ever seen... 2 bad his alter ego still got him kicked out..... dammit! he went to so much effort!! Chris your golden!