I'd like to dedicate a thread to all those unanswerable things we encounter in day-to-day life. Anyone who has answers to these questions is greatly encouraged to enlighten the MB crew.
Let's kick it off with this:
Why is it that a fellow human being would never consider unleashing a bowel-shaking typhoon of rancid arse methane in 99% of situations, yet it is perfectly acceptable to believe the thin veneer of an inter-toilet cubicle wall is enough to give the green light to said arse methane?
Ponder away Beatarians...
This ain't no party
This ain't no disco
This ain't no foolin' around
great_magnet wrote:I'd like to dedicate a thread to all those unanswerable things we encounter in day-to-day life. Anyone who has answers to these questions is greatly encouraged to enlighten the MB crew.
Let's kick it off with this:
Why is it that a fellow human being would never consider unleashing a bowel-shaking typhoon of rancid arse methane in 99% of situations, yet it is perfectly acceptable to believe the thin veneer of an inter-toilet cubicle wall is enough to give the green light to said arse methane?
DEAN G wrote:For the good of man kind why dont people take a second to give the wave of appreciation when you give way for them?
On the contray mate, i have driven in most states, and i can confidentally say Melb is one of the only states that ppl wave when u give way....Go drive in Sydney and see how much those arrogant pricks wave...
IM not listening to shit station. all the clueless advertising types are. its like a night light for them or something. they neeed it to be playing in the background. i turn it off the first chance i get or i start flipping out.
Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:IM not listening to shit station. all the clueless advertising types are. its like a night light for them or something. they neeed it to be playing in the background. i turn it off the first chance i get or i start flipping out.
oh how i hate commercial radio so.
why am i such a cunt.
why do i have a runny nose
why oh why is my bum itchy.
Why don't you just SHUT UP!!!
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
Why did NASA spend 7 million dollars to develop the "space pen" (like on Seinfeld - it writes upside down) when the Russians just used grey lead pencils???
SoulWhiteMan wrote:Why did NASA spend 7 million dollars to develop the "space pen" (like on Seinfeld - it writes upside down) when the Russians just used grey lead pencils???
DEAN G wrote:For the good of man kind why dont people take a second to give the wave of appreciation when you give way for them?
Fukn WERD, so so so so so true, I hate it when they don't, it's a fukn acknowledgement people...
never mind me, I give it the wave, eye contact and nod, good ol' thumbs up, I've blown kisses (to hunnies) and even given it the salute.
Sorry it probably came across that no one does, i acknowledge that there are lots of considerate people out on the roads. However i think uni in Prahran has had the better of me late, too many Toorak tractors and pretentious fuckwits in their European cars that are too good for my beat up piece of shit.
great_magnet wrote:Why do Men fart louder than Women, but Women's fart smell worse?
everyone really knows girls don't fart. they shart. and when you make them laugh really hard a little pee comes out. the smell is vile, and many companies such as Chanel No.5 have identified in their key marketing analysis on how to combat this social problem.
i think i saw a guy shart on the train the other week. his expression changed dramatically to being extremely horrified all of a sudden, then looking around all worried like.
quite amusing. luckily i was a good distance away from him if he did actually follow thru.
DBoy wrote:
and not only is melbourne the only place people wave when you give way, but it the only place people give way at all!
noones obviously driven in Hobart....apart from the fact that everyone knows each other...everyones damn considerate.
The other day when the lights gave up working in a mad busy intersection, we all did our part in lettin peeps intersecting, get to their destination safely and on time.
proud to be a Hobartian...sept FUCK I CANT WAIT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
Why doesnt everyone cross their fingers for me and my numbers in the 9million POWERBALL tonight?
I hears ya! Make the break and move the hell otta that small (but rather beautiful in retrospect) town.
Thats said, drivers in Hobart are so much more humane than the fuckwits out on the street in melbs. And whats with NO-ONE indicating here? Like, ever???!!
