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real estates..
I GOT EVICTED ON TEH WEEKEND!
2 weeks has to be some kind of record for least amount of time in a house before being evicted...
hrm..
kinda like big brother.. :p
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CoB wrote:real estates..
I GOT EVICTED ON TEH WEEKEND!
2 weeks has to be some kind of record for least amount of time in a house before being evicted...
hrm..
kinda like big brother.. :p

that really sucks CoB, sucks the big one for sure. are you on a lease?
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no..
luckily i wasn't..
i wasnt actually in any books hehe.
although hopefully ill get my bond back, which my flatmates assure me i will..
but yeah..
this really is only a story for peopel i know.. I never lived in that house according to any records.. which is nice, cos means my record isn't tainted :)
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mrj wrote:Assembling my sisters IKEA bed last night. Took 3 hours and a great deal of pain and stress.

I'm now convinved that IKEA is Swedish for "practical joke"

I always end up with leftover bits and peices after an IKEA session.

A few more and I can make a collage.
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i got a 5 x 5 ikea bookshelf, fuck, could have easily made a british TV sitcom episode out of the couple of hours I spent building it in my room.
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flippo wrote:i got a 5 x 5 ikea bookshelf, fuck, could have easily made a british TV sitcom episode out of the couple of hours I spent building it in my room.
Its a nightmare isn't it.

It seems the Swedes can make things cheap but forget to add practical usage into the equation

No wonder their army only has those bloody knives to defend themselves.
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CoB wrote:no..
luckily i wasn't..
i wasnt actually in any books hehe.
although hopefully ill get my bond back, which my flatmates assure me i will..
but yeah..
this really is only a story for peopel i know.. I never lived in that house according to any records.. which is nice, cos means my record isn't tainted :)

this all seems very off Mr CoB. Is all your housemates being booted?
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funny, I've never had any problems with ikea furniture. so long as you make sure you have ALL the bits then its not too much problem to assemble anything.

and i've got the 5x5 bookshelf and bed too (not the same bed, but a bed from ikea).
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The main problem for us was we didn't have an electric drill.

Some of those pieces can be a right pain (literally) to assemble if you are screwing in everything by hand. I have a massive blister coming up in the middle of my palm from the force I had to use the screwdriver with.
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Keep biting the same place in my mouth where I've already bitten it

Ouchy
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gnat wrote:Keep biting the same place in my mouth where I've already bitten it

Ouchy
Hate that. Once bitten its gets swollen and shit and so is easier to bite again, which invariably happens.
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stop eating pingaz :teef:
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you're a pinga!!!! :teef:
PUCK YOU MISS ~~!
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deviant wrote:stop eating pingaz :teef:
Cheeky c*nt

Pure Bombay Sapph weekend for me last so :stfu:
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:lol:
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nic wrote:lol u got pwnd by technology.
Yeah, fuckin hilerious, Ive been wetting my pants with laughter all weekend :shock:

Im still laughing in fact - technology gets dumb arse - better call the fucking newspaper.

And no reply again from them asking them to help me. Someone pretends to be from that company and apparently they have no responsibilty for it. Yeah, awesome. Thanks a lot, feels good to know that if you dont understand something, dont have a fucking computer degree or simply trust information you get, you get left in the dark to fix it yourself and just get arse raped.

Glad im not actually a disadvantaged person, god knows what lack of assistance this fucked up society and world would give you.
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This millionaire entrepreneur guy offered to fly me to Fiji to write a travelogue on his resort over there, all expenses paid, but my editor reckons it would 'compromise my integrity'.

Fucken integrity my ass. Goddamn,
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Will wrote:This millionaire entrepreneur guy offered to fly me to Fiji to write a travelogue on his resort over there, all expenses paid, but my editor reckons it would 'compromise my integrity'.

Fucken integrity my ass. Goddamn,

dis be a gripe why Willamenia? if its legit go for it boy! your boss is prob just jealous of you laying on a beach with hot babes walking around all day, while you get to do a dream job like that. think Getaway styles :smt023 or even those travel books that everyone buys. this could just be a smaller version. quick reference kinda thing. GO FOR IT!!!!
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Lizkins wrote:
Will wrote:This millionaire entrepreneur guy offered to fly me to Fiji to write a travelogue on his resort over there, all expenses paid, but my editor reckons it would 'compromise my integrity'.

Fucken integrity my ass. Goddamn,

dis be a gripe why Willamenia? if its legit go for it boy! your boss is prob just jealous of you laying on a beach with hot babes walking around all day, while you get to do a dream job like that. think Getaway styles :smt023 or even those travel books that everyone buys. this could just be a smaller version. quick reference kinda thing. GO FOR IT!!!!
Naw. My boss wants me to be a serious journo and this guy's a fairly controversial developer around here. If I took off on an all spennies paid junket for him, it'd look pretty suss. Damn tempting tho... I wonder how much my soul is worth?
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Will wrote:I wonder how much my soul is worth?
$5 according to Millhouse.
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Will wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
Will wrote:This millionaire entrepreneur guy offered to fly me to Fiji to write a travelogue on his resort over there, all expenses paid, but my editor reckons it would 'compromise my integrity'.

Fucken integrity my ass. Goddamn,

dis be a gripe why Willamenia? if its legit go for it boy! your boss is prob just jealous of you laying on a beach with hot babes walking around all day, while you get to do a dream job like that. think Getaway styles :smt023 or even those travel books that everyone buys. this could just be a smaller version. quick reference kinda thing. GO FOR IT!!!!
Naw. My boss wants me to be a serious journo and this guy's a fairly controversial developer around here. If I took off on an all spennies paid junket for him, it'd look pretty suss. Damn tempting tho... I wonder how much my soul is worth?

it wouldn't look good as a side-line thing at all? i know you want to be a serious journo, but it can't hurt to broaden your horizons sometimes.

maybe i should stop pushing for you to have this experience, i just think it would be a fuckin rad one. meet different people and such. okay i'll be quiet now
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Fents wrote:
Will wrote:I wonder how much my soul is worth?
$5 according to Millhouse.
LOL
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Lizkins wrote:
Will wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
dis be a gripe why Willamenia? if its legit go for it boy! your boss is prob just jealous of you laying on a beach with hot babes walking around all day, while you get to do a dream job like that. think Getaway styles :smt023 or even those travel books that everyone buys. this could just be a smaller version. quick reference kinda thing. GO FOR IT!!!!
Naw. My boss wants me to be a serious journo and this guy's a fairly controversial developer around here. If I took off on an all spennies paid junket for him, it'd look pretty suss. Damn tempting tho... I wonder how much my soul is worth?

it wouldn't look good as a side-line thing at all? i know you want to be a serious journo, but it can't hurt to broaden your horizons sometimes.

maybe i should stop pushing for you to have this experience, i just think it would be a fuckin rad one. meet different people and such. okay i'll be quiet now
It'd be like a judge doing some defence work on the side for someone whose case he's presiding over.
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Will wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
Will wrote: Naw. My boss wants me to be a serious journo and this guy's a fairly controversial developer around here. If I took off on an all spennies paid junket for him, it'd look pretty suss. Damn tempting tho... I wonder how much my soul is worth?

it wouldn't look good as a side-line thing at all? i know you want to be a serious journo, but it can't hurt to broaden your horizons sometimes.

maybe i should stop pushing for you to have this experience, i just think it would be a fuckin rad one. meet different people and such. okay i'll be quiet now
It'd be like a judge doing some defence work on the side for someone whose case he's presiding over.
ahhhh gotcha. step away from the vehicle.
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Hehehe.... I bet I can guess the developer in 3 shots....
Yo Will, any chance I can get a contact 4 Balance/thundacat off ya?
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Will wrote:It'd be like a judge doing some defence work on the side for someone whose case he's presiding over.
ummmm, dude, are you serious? Whether you do the thing or not it's no big deal. You aren't really going to make this dude too much money really, by just writing a travelogue :?, I don't think so. You will feel better for keeping your "integrity" but your not really gunna lose it if you do it either. It's all much of a muchness. Basically do what you think is rightt, don't let other people with their own agendas tell you what is right and/or wrong.

trust yourself to make the right descision what ever that may be.




























do it :teef:
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deviant wrote:
Will wrote:It'd be like a judge doing some defence work on the side for someone whose case he's presiding over.
ummmm, dude, are you serious? Whether you do the thing or not it's no big deal. You aren't really going to make this dude too much money really, by just writing a travelogue :?, I don't think so. You will feel better for keeping your "integrity" but your not really gunna lose it if you do it either. It's all much of a muchness. Basically do what you think is rightt, don't let other people with their own agendas tell you what is right and/or wrong.

trust yourself to make the right descision what ever that may be.
Heh. I'd probably go over there, then come back and do a big dump on the whole thing and my conscience would be clear.

But it's more the perception than anything else. Pretty much the only thing that makes a good journalist (apart from the ability to write pretty sentences) is credibility. That'd be shot all to hell if I went on some rad trip at the dude's expense.
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Lindemon wrote:Hehehe.... I bet I can guess the developer in 3 shots....
Yo Will, any chance I can get a contact 4 Balance/thundacat off ya?
Who do you reckon it is?

And no, I can't give you their numbers. That's classified information.

And I don't have 'em anyways... I lost my phone a while's back and haven't seen either of them since.
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Hurro Mr Will :smt006

What's with all the whingeing eh?

Could be worse- could be in Derby in WA. There aint NUTHIN going on up there
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Waking up today feeling more horrible than at any time in the last six months. :cry:
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gnat wrote:Hurro Mr Will :smt006

What's with all the whingeing eh?

Could be worse- could be in Derby in WA. There aint NUTHIN going on up there
Heya Gnatty Gnatster.

It's the Gripe Thread. I thought whinging was what I was supposed to do here! ;)

Things ain't that bad. See Biggup Thread in one sec...
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Will wrote:
gnat wrote:Hurro Mr Will :smt006

What's with all the whingeing eh?

Could be worse- could be in Derby in WA. There aint NUTHIN going on up there
Heya Gnatty Gnatster.

It's the Gripe Thread. I thought whinging was what I was supposed to do here! ;)

Things ain't that bad. See Biggup Thread in one sec...
How long you have to stay in that one horse town eh?

Melburn is rocking along thanks very much :P
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gnat wrote:
Will wrote:
gnat wrote:Hurro Mr Will :smt006

What's with all the whingeing eh?

Could be worse- could be in Derby in WA. There aint NUTHIN going on up there
Heya Gnatty Gnatster.

It's the Gripe Thread. I thought whinging was what I was supposed to do here! ;)

Things ain't that bad. See Biggup Thread in one sec...
How long you have to stay in that one horse town eh?

Melburn is rocking along thanks very much :P
About six munts to go now... hopefully less with good behaviour.

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Glad to hear you doing good. I expect nothing less.

You gonna come up and visit anytime soon?
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They give you three hots and a cot?

No plans for Northern adventures currently

Keep well mister and watch for errant pubes if your inhaling powder off men's arses :lol:
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been so busy the last couple of days I have just started to answer my emails.

jesus! :?
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mecka wrote:Waking up today feeling more horrible than at any time in the last six months. :cry:

Coffee with me will make it better. well it won't, but damn hell i am gonna at least make you giggle like a school girl at least once, well maybe twice :wink: :D
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Whats goin on Ollie?
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check pms mel.

6000.. and in the gripe thread. fark. i'll post something spectacular later on.
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back at ya
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Will wrote:Living in Lismore.

Tis Fuk.

:smt044


bwahahah at the queen's english from our little journo in lismore...
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So much work to do. So little Time!
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Grrr! I turned the radio on in the shower and my brother had it on nova or fox or something so now i have one of bob sinclar's stupid fucking whistling songs stuck in my head AGAIN!! Damn bob sinclar! Damn him to hell!!!
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my iPod just died in the ass

:smt013

one minute it was working and the next it wont even turn on


can't ANYTHING go right at the moment? shit is REAL fucked up. over it
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same thing happened with my iRiver.

your under warranty, no?
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I don't think the warranty form fell off the back of the truck with my iPod

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breaksRbest wrote:my iPod just died in the ass

:smt013

one minute it was working and the next it wont even turn on


can't ANYTHING go right at the moment? shit is REAL fucked up. over it
i assume you tried rebooting it Glenn?
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breaksRbest wrote:my iPod just died in the ass

:smt013

one minute it was working and the next it wont even turn on


can't ANYTHING go right at the moment? shit is REAL fucked up. over it
Try this:

Flick the Hold switch at the top back and forth a few times
Switch hold switch so that the orange part is covered
Hold down both the menu and select button together for 20 secs-


Worked for me Chicken
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gnat wrote:
breaksRbest wrote:my iPod just died in the ass

:smt013

one minute it was working and the next it wont even turn on


can't ANYTHING go right at the moment? shit is REAL fucked up. over it
Try this:

Flick the Hold switch at the top back and forth a few times
Switch hold switch so that the orange part is covered
Hold down both the menu and select button together for 20 secs-


Worked for me Chicken

Wicked! Nice one Natty Girl. I tried that a few times before with no luck, but I'd missed step one with the Hold switch flicking.

All sorted now.

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breaksRbest wrote:
gnat wrote:
breaksRbest wrote:my iPod just died in the ass

:smt013

one minute it was working and the next it wont even turn on


can't ANYTHING go right at the moment? shit is REAL fucked up. over it
Try this:

Flick the Hold switch at the top back and forth a few times
Switch hold switch so that the orange part is covered
Hold down both the menu and select button together for 20 secs-


Worked for me Chicken

Wicked! Nice one Natty Girl. I tried that a few times before with no luck, but I'd missed step one with the Hold switch flicking.

All sorted now.

:smt023
Heh, same happened to mine 3 months after I got it and I called the hotline and under MUCH duress he told me to try that. Then commented that if I needed help in future I should purchase the helpline cover for $50 per year

Told him to go and get farked and scribbled down the process, just in case of times like this Glenny

:smt098 to Apple
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