PIRATES OF PORN, FRI-1ST SEPT@ROOM 680!!!!

miss demeanor · Post by **miss demeanor** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:50 pm

Pirates of Porn â€“ Friday 1 September

Hail all ye villainous rogues and scoundrels!!

Drink up me hearties, yo ho, for we are about to commit mutiny on your forbidden souls. (or on the dance floor)
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Prepare to be blown out of the water
The only rule that applies is this, â€˜Any mortal that misses a piece of the action shall be punished for all eternity and will indeed relinquish his black heart to the DEVIL.â€™

MAIN DECK

Bubble and Squeak (live) 1st main show since coming back from os !!

Acca
Luke Mcd
Colonel mustard
Nicnac
Elektra
Mishâ€™Cchief

FOR CASTLE DECK

Special K
Spiz
Chestwig 5001
Sonus( live) luko, cuznmatt and kale

Also featuring

Mistress Anabel, Wigsville Cabaret and other SURPRISE performances.

Entry $15 on limited guestlist email your list to [email protected]
Door more - Guestlists must be in by August 31 - no if's no butts !!!!!!

Lots of prizes and LECTROLAND.COM CDâ€™S to be given away!!!

DOORS 10 PM - ROOM680 - GLENFERRIE RD - HAWTHORN

B0mBjAcK · Post by **B0mBjAcK** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:01 pm

Mmmmm I love Bubble and Squeak tasty meal of leftovers.

LuKo · Post by **LuKo** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:10 pm

my mum used to call it Hashmagandi

f*ck knows why?

hmm been missing the boys, be good to have em back

B0mBjAcK · Post by **B0mBjAcK** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:03 pm

Hashmagandi sounds like some sort of indian curry or somethin

LuKo · Post by **LuKo** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:38 pm

yes...yes it does!

was defintely the same thing tho

OhSoBec · Post by **OhSoBec** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:32 pm

That's the best party name ever!!

B0mBjAcK · Post by **B0mBjAcK** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:06 am

Meh sounds like an indian party name where they don't serve beer, sounds sucky to me

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:17 am

What on Earth is an Indian party name?

LuKo · Post by **LuKo** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:30 am

haha dont know?

but its got nothing to do with porn! which is the subject at hand

...or is it pirates??

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:56 am

I've seen a porno about Pirates... based on the Pirate of the Carribean - it was funny!

marcus · Post by **marcus** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:10 pm

I'd be scared of being one of the pirates in a porn flick, might get your wang too close to a sword....

valuetime · Post by **valuetime** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:11 pm

Direktor wrote:I've seen a porno about Pirates... based on the Pirate of the Carribean - it was funny!

YAAARRRRRGHHH, me buxom wenches! who wants a jolly roger in thar britches? prepare ye, to be boarded by captain "long john" thayer, as i drop anchor in yer port and bury me treasure...

and a yo-ho-hooooo and a bottle of rum.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:15 pm

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:16 pm

marcus wrote:I'd be scared of being one of the pirates in a porn flick, might get your wang too close to a sword....

gives new meaning to the word "chop"

marcus · Post by **marcus** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:28 pm

@ Valuetime

miss demeanor · Post by **miss demeanor** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:31 am

Aye!! we are the bodiced wenches, so prepare yourself me hearties...............tbc

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:30 pm

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:37 pm

Direktor wrote:

My absolute favorite movie at the moment

absolute favorite!

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:43 pm

It's so good, it's not funny.

Well it actually is funny - but you get the point...

Biggest budget "adult-flick" of all time, special FX and all - tell it like it is Feigan!

shepherd · Post by **shepherd** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:50 pm

direkt can you hook me up a copy of that flick?

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:01 pm

Fo' shiz...

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:11 pm

Benny - you will go ape over this movie!

It's classy enough to watch with the Mrs. and then at the same time, dirty enough for a solid session on your pat malone!

3D animated skeletons, sword fights, angry pirates, plank walking - it has everything!

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:13 pm

Feigan wrote: dirty enough for a solid session on your pat malone!

What exactly classifies a "solid session" my good friend?

LuKo · Post by **LuKo** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:44 pm

Feigan wrote: It's classy enough to watch with the Mrs. and then at the same time, dirty enough for a solid session on your pat malone!

GOLD

shepherd · Post by **shepherd** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:52 pm

SOLID SESSION!

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:57 pm

I think that "Solid Session" is quite an apt way of describing "said" activities

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:22 pm

Good name for a night actually

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:44 pm

either that or "The Meat Safe"

Blackboard · Post by **Blackboard** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:51 am

hahahahahaha, thats classic scotty! gotta burn me one of those aswell, I've seen some pirate porn stuff on the web when looking for flyer art images and came across what I think was that dvd, I've got some classic images of bizzare fetish porn like xmass porn, knights in armor porn, all kinds of weird, weird shit!

On a pirate note was actualy sporting a pretty niffty sequin eye patch at Bamboozled on friday (had an eye infection so thought I could tie it in with the disco costume). i couldnt help myself when I went to the store soI bought two, a daytime one I wore all that day, and the sequin disco one.Its amazing the kinda respect you get from people when they think you actualy have one eye! They think you have some kind mysteriouse piratesque past. Am thinking of busting it back out for regular day time use (cause I dont get no respect I tells ya!)

Schizo! · Post by **Schizo!** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:06 am

Direktor wrote:I've seen a porno about Pirates... based on the Pirate of the Carribean - it was funny!

We sell that at my work, it's quite popular, and expensive!

Like $99.95

I certainly wouldn't pay that much for porn. Then again, I wouldn't pay for porn full stop

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:25 am

Schizo! wrote:
Direktor wrote:I've seen a porno about Pirates... based on the Pirate of the Carribean - it was funny!
We sell that at my work, it's quite popular, and expensive!

Like $99.95

I certainly wouldn't pay that much for porn. Then again, I wouldn't pay for porn full stop

I would happily pay that price - I was very happy with this feature, 21 scenes approximately, so working on $4.75 per scene is great value!

Might get me an eye patch aswell Chris - sound like a great way to build your respectability.

anywho - any movie that has animated skeletons in it is a 5 star feature in my book!

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:27 am

Schizo! wrote:
Direktor wrote:I've seen a porno about Pirates... based on the Pirate of the Carribean - it was funny!
We sell that at my work, it's quite popular, and expensive!

Like $99.95

I certainly wouldn't pay that much for porn. Then again, I wouldn't pay for porn full stop

Where the hell do you work? Club X?

Blackboard: you're funny mate!

quiet roar · Post by **quiet roar** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:47 pm

woo hoo, bubble and squeak are back in town!

and what a party to celebrate!

I'll have to relinquish my self imposed room ban for this

miss demeanor · Post by **miss demeanor** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:23 am

hardly a week to go, i'm rather revved up already, ah and the sleep deprivation kicks in.......
by far i think this going to be the best of the best yet, superstar dj's and performances, something to tickle each one's fancy