House music all night long! Say what? House music all night long!
That’s right Melbourne Beats, it’s time to get some bump back into your grind. After spending the past 5 years traveling the world playing ocean line boat tours, outback RSL’s and sold out discothèques in Helsinki, Chernobyl and Kabul, the Say What Crew have returned to their roots in Collingwood to lay the foundations for what will be the house music event of a lifetime.
You may have never heard of these superstars before, but rest assured, they rule dance floors like Shane Warne rules text messaging. Here’s the line-up:
Enrique Sanchez
Born on the backstreets of Sao Paolo, this diver of the deepest depths of house music likens his sets to the best sex of your life. In addition to purveying an underground sound, the man carries a blade and has been known to flip out at the nearest mention of Taco Bill. His last foray, on the ocean vessel, Bella Dio, saw him send a 90-year old fem fatale into a fit of sheer, post-menopause bliss before the ambulance came…so you know he knows his business. Pinche de lo a chinga!
Lil Kitten
This sexy minx comes to us from Scandinavia and is the master of “four-to-the-floor†groove. A dual spread feature in Playboy was followed by a private party function with Pete Tong and a bag of sugar. Holding down Friday night residencies in 3 countries at the same time keeps her quite busy, but she’s managed to give us her time for a luscious set of the good stuff. Bring a camera!
Warren D
Recently arrived after a 2-month stint in an Immigration Detention Center due to a false passport and an argument with his parole officer, the D train is all about energy. 8 years ago he was signed to the world’s leading Goa label, Shite Records, but left due to a different argument with a different parole officer. He’s been bringing his special blend of classy house to the masses every since and is respected the world over for his turntable trickery and tight pants.
Sultry Pleasure
Oh mama!!! This vixen of the night only comes out to party when the vibes right and the floors tight. If those three rhymes in the last sentence didn’t sway you, try this on for size. Triple D’s! As in, dance, dance, and dance! She’ll lock you in her trance with vocal persuasions over the tightest rhythms to hit your doldrums since you last saw Shaka Zulu. A true legend of the scene!
Jack Yarrabee
A new name to the respected house music scene is ‘Outback’ Jack Yarrabee. Honing his chops on the mean streets of Alice Springs at such legendary nights as ‘Hot Fire’ and ‘Pokey’ has given this tough guy an eye for the dance floor and an ear for freshest house sounds of the moment. His specialty revolves around pole dance favorites, so be ready to bust out some horny freak moves you’ve only seen in porno.
So there you have it. 5 energetic, elastic, enthusiastic and endometriotic house DJ’s just itchin to get you moving on the dance floor. You feel it? If so, then make your way to Dirty Secrets on Friday September 22nd so we can house you all night long.
Say What? @ Dirty Secrets. Friday September 22nd. 80 Smith Street, Collingwood. 10pm-3am.
FREE ENTRY!!!
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