Gripe thread

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri May 15, 2009 6:10 pm

Hardy wrote:
mixtress wrote:Wish I wasn't feeling so fluey so i could go to all the parties and gigs this weekend arggghhh!
OH

Feel utterly fucking shithouse today and yesterday, but i've got too much stuff on this weekend. Needs more miracle cure.

pot noodle and a wank should cure that.

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Fri May 15, 2009 7:04 pm

drinking my cider that turned out fantastic and just about to head into mountain goat for some hightail and pizza action.

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Mon May 18, 2009 9:38 am

mmmm they do pizza there fents?

must try

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon May 18, 2009 1:30 pm

Smashed it a bit too much on the weekend....

failtarded today

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon May 18, 2009 1:30 pm

sssmmmmmaaasssssshhhhh lol 14 hrs sleep

tee193 · Post by **tee193** » Mon May 18, 2009 2:21 pm

hating mondays and being so retarded to string sentences together today on such a sunny day, o and thinking about the future isnt fun either.

and knives are for spastics too!

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Mon May 18, 2009 4:06 pm

pointless and time wasting partner requests

fuck off already.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon May 18, 2009 4:15 pm

^ elaborate pls

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Mon May 18, 2009 4:47 pm

dumb arses.

done with them.

get to the basement where you belong and stop bothering the world.

add to this people who clean out there desks when there leaving in 10 days. do you really think you need to do it now???

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Tue May 19, 2009 11:13 am

two gripes today.

1) this http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/newshome/5576453 needs more sex park imo.

2) office conversation - people talking across me when i'm on the phone bitching about other staff, constant farking footy talk and other related booooooring bullshit. urgh. sometimes i think i'd rather be back at melbourne uni, working by myself.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Tue May 19, 2009 12:01 pm

Man ... sex park?

log rides.

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue May 19, 2009 12:03 pm

mecka wrote:Man ... sex park?

log rides.

waterslides with red food colouring?

autumnleaves · Post by **autumnleaves** » Tue May 19, 2009 12:20 pm

gripe at this cough that just won't go away, been like a month now after I had that cold and it's still hanging round. I don't smoke either!

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue May 19, 2009 12:29 pm

i ay too much coffee
total stimulate
ggiigigiggigigigi gah gah

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Tue May 19, 2009 12:32 pm

brace for teh comedown.
worst.

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue May 19, 2009 12:39 pm

state of mind
positive outlook
will never happen
keep on drinking
taper with tea and cheese on toast
no seizures

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue May 19, 2009 12:43 pm

autumnleaves wrote:gripe at this cough that just won't go away, been like a month now after I had that cold and it's still hanging round. I don't smoke either!

i'd go to the docs, same thing here with a mate from work, not sick just coughing heaps...turns out he has hooping cough.

calstro · Post by **calstro** » Tue May 19, 2009 12:47 pm

Too much Word. Too much Excel.

Over it.

autumnleaves · Post by **autumnleaves** » Tue May 19, 2009 12:49 pm

Fents wrote:
autumnleaves wrote:gripe at this cough that just won't go away, been like a month now after I had that cold and it's still hanging round. I don't smoke either!
i'd go to the docs, same thing here with a mate from work, not sick just coughing heaps...turns out he has hooping cough.

woah! thanks. I just went to the doc and he said it's "nothing serious". he gave me a prescription for antibiotics, but they seem to be making me dizzy and lightheaded. bloody hell.

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue May 19, 2009 1:20 pm

geh coffee crash
witty was right
worst m00d ever.
wish everyone would fuck off and stop asking wot im doing.

lawlz

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Tue May 19, 2009 1:28 pm

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Tue May 19, 2009 1:48 pm

Ur doin it rong, Nic.

Needs more Bacon.

Bacon cushons comedown. Goto couch and take two bacons STAT.

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue May 19, 2009 1:54 pm

'they grow up so fast'

iv had 2 bacons this morning, maybe i need more. hold the eggs though.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed May 20, 2009 1:21 am

GOTD: People farting on planes like they're at home in their pyjama's. I had an extra shower tonight when I got home from Sydders just to wash the stink off me, but I think it's in my nostrils and it won't come out

On the positive side, I had my first taste of what it's like to be alone and drunk on a plane. It's fun

calstro · Post by **calstro** » Wed May 20, 2009 8:42 am

mixtress wrote:
On the positive side, I had my first taste of what it's like to be alone and drunk on a plane. It's fun

I've been doing that a bit the last 6 months. LOL.

tee193 · Post by **tee193** » Wed May 20, 2009 10:08 am

haha yes it is good fun, except when you need to stand up to break the seal, no thanks.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Wed May 20, 2009 10:12 am

tee193 wrote:haha yes it is good fun, except when you need to stand up to break the seal, no thanks.

Dangerous.

seal breaking is not advised on any flight.

nic · Post by **nic** » Wed May 20, 2009 10:14 am

faaarrkkk drunk on planes is worst.
toilet time becomes a fuckign nightmare

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Wed May 20, 2009 10:40 am

mixtress wrote:GOTD: People farting on planes like they're at home in their pyjama's. I had an extra shower tonight when I got home from Sydders just to wash the stink off me, but I think it's in my nostrils and it won't come out

Its so horrible isnt it, dont think anyone can help it tho, air compression or something... i thought my stomach was actually going to burst coming home from KL.

My mate is a flight attendant and they carry those dear little cans of deodorant or smelly stuff and 'crop dust' as they walk up and down the isle.

golden.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed May 20, 2009 5:23 pm

trying to do 6 days worth of work in 4.

fecking ghey.
late finish for me tonight.

amzie · Post by **amzie** » Wed May 20, 2009 6:21 pm

Women in my office acting like over the top mother hens, a lass in my office has broken up with her long term boyfriend.

Which i understand is devestating but for THREE days this is all I have heard about cluck cluck cluck. And then when someone who has not heard the story comes to our part of the office the story starts again.

So sick of hearing crappy advice and people sticking their two cents in. Good on them for caring but there is a limit and I though it was a was a place of work not a shitty episode of Dr Phil.

nic · Post by **nic** » Wed May 20, 2009 6:30 pm

amzie wrote:Women in my office acting like over the top mother hens, a lass in my office has broken up with her long term boyfriend.

Which i understand is devestating but for THREE days this is all I have heard about cluck cluck cluck. And then when someone who has not heard the story comes to our part of the office the story starts again.

So sick of hearing crappy advice and people sticking their two cents in. Good on them for caring but there is a limit and I though it was a was a place of work not a shitty episode of Dr Phil.

emotional bullying / mixed with confusing signals is what you want to do here.
pat on the back and stab in the stomach type approach.
be their mate, then sssmmmaaassshhh them in a group situation. do it a number of times.

tell her to get on with it.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed May 20, 2009 11:15 pm

L'Oreal, my hair is not lacking, as it has never contained, natural cement.

Kleenex, your tissues do not feel like "daddy's heart".

I feel like throwing up every time I see these ad's on telly. Who the flying fuck do they think they're fooling anyway? Do people really fall for this, are they really all that gullible? I can't believe people sit around a meeting table, brainstorming these pathetic storyboards, high fiving each other and thinking they pulled another one over our eyes. AND they get paid inordinate amounts of money to do this job. Blah.

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Thu May 21, 2009 12:55 am

mixtress wrote: Do people really fall for this, are they really all that gullible? .

well unfortunately yes

gotd- getting punched in the back of the head by a dumb fucktard junkie at work tonight

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu May 21, 2009 10:31 am

-aroes- wrote:
mixtress wrote: Do people really fall for this, are they really all that gullible? .
well unfortunately yes

gotd- getting punched in the back of the head by a dumb fucktard junkie at work tonight

Mixy - so much goes into the strategy behind these campaigns. I'd be fairly safe in saying that potentially even you may have been affected/influenced/motivated/inspired in your life time by campaigns such as these or similar.

ps - Kleenex DOES feel like 'Daddy's Heart'

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu May 21, 2009 1:52 pm

disagree...because these or similar are pathetic and I have a brain. Even if I like the product, I'm usually very disappointed with the way they try selling to the public. Daddy's heart indeed, I mean puhlease!

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Thu May 21, 2009 1:54 pm

I am very bored.

I am stuck at a client doing a shit job i dont like and hardly understand.

It was cold when i got out of bed this morning.

I can't be fucked.

I want a holiday.

I ate shit andoori chicken for lunch.

The CA has change the assessment criteria for one of my subject to 100% exam.

I still dont have my phone back.

The phone i am using is shit.

Facebook is boring.

I went to a japanese restaurant last night and there was 2 tables of 4 free, when i asked for a table for 2 they said they didn't have any (it looked nice too).

I want wine.

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Thu May 21, 2009 2:14 pm

mixtress wrote:disagree...because these or similar are pathetic and I have a brain. Even if I like the product, I'm usually very disappointed with the way they try selling to the public. Daddy's heart indeed, I mean puhlease!

I dunno, used tissues are wet and slimy. Hazard a guess that daddy's heart would feel quite similar if you took the surgical gloves off and had a bit of a feel around or had that superpower that the dude in one of the indiana jones movies had where you could just reach into the thoracic cavity and be all "snap, got yr heart lolz".

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Thu May 21, 2009 2:24 pm

Me too Kronz.

I want my phone back as well, missing the iphone hardout.

Been going to the gym for almost 2 months now and have put on 3 kg's? wtf and it cant all be muscle cos I aint got Bob and Jullian busting my chops every day!

I also want wine, beer would do as a replacement, and a lot of cigarettes.

Could also do with a 3 day weekend and a big arse bag of charlie. Now please thanks bye.

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Thu May 21, 2009 2:40 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote: I also want wine, beer would do as a replacement, and a lot of cigarettes.

Could also do with a 3 day weekend and a big arse bag of charlie. Now please thanks bye.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Thu May 21, 2009 2:52 pm

and a claimant just called me baby.

No.

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Thu May 21, 2009 3:23 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:and a claimant just called me baby.

No.

A client at a meeting thought that I was the admin assistant when I turned up. I've also had a senior staff member at my work smack me on the bum with a report as we walked out of a meeting with the EPA, and another, when I asked him what he had planned for the weekend, say 'sex, sex, sex'. Dude is 62 and 'sex sex sex' would probably kill him.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Thu May 21, 2009 3:26 pm

Oh dear, another NO.

Smacking someone on the arse in this day is so very very risky, what the fuck are you doing??? And what would make you think thats an ok thing to do. If you cant touch in a strip club......

eN · Post by eN » Thu May 21, 2009 3:34 pm

Feigan wrote:
mixtress wrote: Do people really fall for this, are they really all that gullible? .
Mixy - so much goes into the strategy behind these campaigns. I'd be fairly safe in saying that potentially even you may have been affected/influenced/motivated/inspired in your life time by campaigns such as these or similar.

ps - Kleenex DOES feel like 'Daddy's Heart'

I used to be a phone monkey for a market research company, we used to do a survey for a tobacco company. One of the questions was 'which brand of cigarettes do you think would be smoked by a successful professional?'

Another: 'Which brand makes you feel physically attractive?'

No shit. People would answer them seriously too, some would laugh but not nearly enough.

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:07 pm

I just thought it was friday

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:24 pm

i want a donkey

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:28 pm

Get a key, put a donk on it.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:32 pm

^ I thought you were a female, and without kids C.I.A?

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu May 21, 2009 5:11 pm

C.I.A. wrote:
Lil MiSbreaks wrote:and a claimant just called me baby.

No.

A client at a meeting thought that I was the admin assistant when I turned up. I've also had a senior staff member at my work smack me on the bum with a report as we walked out of a meeting with the EPA, and another, when I asked him what he had planned for the weekend, say 'sex, sex, sex'. Dude is 62 and 'sex sex sex' would probably kill him.

LOL.

I wish I got sexually harrassed at work, that would be awesome.

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Thu May 21, 2009 5:46 pm

youthful_implants wrote:
C.I.A. wrote:
Lil MiSbreaks wrote:and a claimant just called me baby.

No.

A client at a meeting thought that I was the admin assistant when I turned up. I've also had a senior staff member at my work smack me on the bum with a report as we walked out of a meeting with the EPA, and another, when I asked him what he had planned for the weekend, say 'sex, sex, sex'. Dude is 62 and 'sex sex sex' would probably kill him.
LOL.

I wish I got sexually harrassed at work, that would be awesome.

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