TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

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ghetto kitty wrote:
Lizkins wrote:the Department of Sustainability, Environment, Water, Population, Communities and Great Concepts To Acquire More Funding Without Any Follow Through
fixed.
lol what an outrage!

a small plastic container or glass jar should do the trick but seriously, how dare the government not take responsibility for our predispostion to dropping rubbish everywhere

I'm gonna write to my local member and demand that all taxpayers receive immediately in the mail one of these

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and one of these
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ghetto kitty wrote:while im grumbling about govt's

in qld its no smoking near any doorways or outside tables. so you cant smoke and drink anywhere, nor smoke and eat anywhere.

one would think that the govt that implements such a plan would provide ashtrays for said shunned smokers but - NO!

so the butts get thrown on the ground and into the waterways and kill turtles.

grrr.
yup
qld is stupid
i think one of the stupidest things is that at clubs you are not allowed to drink in smoking areas (mostly)
so you have to skull your drink to have a smoke, and then can't enjoy the cigarette cos you need to have it quickly so you can drink again.

(the only times i smoke is when i am drinking, so maybe i am over-reacting, but it means i don't smoke very often lol)
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CoB wrote: the only times i smoke is when i am drinking, so maybe i am over-reacting, but it means i don't smoke very often lol)
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All you smokers should just not smoke... how dare you!


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almax wrote:
CoB wrote: the only times i smoke is when i am drinking, so maybe i am over-reacting, but it means i don't smoke very often lol)
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All you smokers should just not smoke... how dare you!


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aroes wrote:glass jar
yup im gonna carry a jam jar for my butts. srsly aroes, you cant see that new legislation should also have facilities to implement it?

SHEESH!

and cob - exactly. if thats not a loss of civil liberties i dont know what is. soon there will be police for healthy eating, police for pants that hang too low etc smoking & drinking is a life choice, all you reformed smokers can high horse away but its ri-cockulous.

i find it ironic that the govmint make a killing on tax for smokers, yet doesnt put up little metal bins. its not that hard fuckers!

gah! i am going away now. again.
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ghetto kitty wrote:
aroes wrote:glass jar
yup im gonna carry a jam jar for my butts. srsly aroes, you cant see that new legislation should also have facilities to implement it?

SHEESH!

and cob - exactly. if thats not a loss of civil liberties i dont know what is. soon there will be police for healthy eating, police for pants that hang too low etc smoking & drinking is a life choice, all you reformed smokers can high horse away but its ri-cockulous.

i find it ironic that the govmint make a killing on tax for smokers, yet doesnt put up little metal bins. its not that hard fuckers!

gah! i am going away now. again.
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hardly.

but its the only topic of shittalk today that i have any feelings about

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ghetto kitty wrote:hardly.

but its the only topic of shittalk today that i have any feelings about

:P
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milk and 1 & 1/2 sugars plz.
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ghetto kitty wrote:
aroes wrote:glass jar
yup im gonna carry a jam jar for my butts. srsly aroes, you cant see that new legislation should also have facilities to implement it?

SHEESH!

and cob - exactly. if thats not a loss of civil liberties i dont know what is. soon there will be police for healthy eating, police for pants that hang too low etc smoking & drinking is a life choice, all you reformed smokers can high horse away but its ri-cockulous.

i find it ironic that the govmint make a killing on tax for smokers, yet doesnt put up little metal bins. its not that hard fuckers!

gah! i am going away now. again.
aww come on calm down i was just stirring the pot :brohugs:

go have a smoke and simmer down
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ghetto kitty wrote:milk and 1 & 1/2 sugars plz.
You have to provide the tea.
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ill stir your pot aroes! :P
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Lizkins wrote:the Department of Sustainability, Environment, Water, Population and Communities came up with a butt container for smokers that they were going to give out. That was a few years back that i heard about it, and haven't seen them mailed out or anything though. i got one cos my friend worked there, its pretty nifty
we had them to give away at the Town Hall... still do I think
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ghetto kitty wrote:yup im gonna carry a jam jar for my butt
that's pretty dangerous... haven't you seen "one guy one cup"?
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do not watch one guy one cup btw. you cant unsee that.
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i think i might just start prefixing procrasti to everything i do that's not study/work related.

currently i am procrastibeating, waiting for boss lady to have a procrastimeeting. i went for a procrastiwander in the sunshine too which was nice. now i might go make a procrasticoffee.
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im currently looking at the stupid birds out the procrastiwindow
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procrastiperving?
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huge wrote:im currently looking at the stupid birds out the procrastiwindow
Stupid freeloading birds. Fucking hate them.
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huge wrote:do not watch one guy one cup btw. you cant unsee that.
2 girls one cup was enough for me thx.

heheheh
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actual birds, not human birds. freeloaders.
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ghetto kitty wrote:
huge wrote:do not watch one guy one cup btw. you cant unsee that.
2 girls one cup was enough for me thx.

heheheh
it's nothing like that. probably 1000x worse huhu.
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exacary.

and re those little birds - they are hella cute but i cant help wanting to grab one and squeeze it till its head pops off when i see them.
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huge wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:
huge wrote:do not watch one guy one cup btw. you cant unsee that.
2 girls one cup was enough for me thx.

heheheh
it's nothing like that. probably 1000x worse huhu.
Maybe just start off with Mr hands and warm up to 1 guy 1 cup, then, and only then.... for the Pièce de résistance go for the BME pain olympics final round.
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Graham + 1, or the other bint with the heat exchange issues?
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BME pain olympics are awesome!

yay for injecting saline into your balls and then wheeling them around in a wheelbarrow for 5 hours!

FUNTIMES.
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ghetto kitty wrote:BME pain olympics are awesome!

yay for injecting saline into your balls and then wheeling them around in a wheelbarrow for 5 hours!

FUNTIMES.

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

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retzie wrote:Graham + 1, or the other bint with the heat exchange issues?
the bint + kid.

grahamie and lady are around, i saw them perched on the top of the mound the other day.

lol Al. almost forgot about mr hands. thanks for the reminder Image
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huge wrote:
lol Al. almost forgot about mr hands. thanks for the reminder Image
How could you forget Mr Hands!?



no really, how? i need to know *rocks back and forth*
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huge wrote:the bint + kid.

grahamie and lady are around, i saw them perched on the top of the mound the other day.
:D

All the wildlife I see here is dead, or attacking me with rabies :(


Nononono, wait! Today I saw a squirrel screeching at a dog from a roof :retzielikes:

Oh, and one of my students is growing a dirty Tom Selleck mo'. Looks like a week-old dead rat. Couldn't.stop.looking.at.it.
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witty_pseudonym wrote:willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
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Eh, not interested tbh. Good clean fun like the maggot guy off BME or GTFO.
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Hardy wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
DON'T DO IT
wow even hardy not goading me to do it. must be awful.
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cake farter dot com is the best by far... totally suitable to show ya GF imo... maybe even ya mum
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witty_pseudonym wrote:
Hardy wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
DON'T DO IT
wow even hardy not goading me to do it. must be awful.
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:smt087

no sir.
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3 guys one hammer is BY FAR THE WORST... I actually think (once you know what it is) that the reaction vids on youtube are even disturbing.
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omg stop you guys.

i am totes the cat who is gonna get killed by curiosity.
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deviant wrote:3 guys one hammer is BY FAR THE WORST... I actually think (once you know what it is) that the reaction vids on youtube are even disturbing.
:script:

This was the video that made me stop clicking on vids with excessive warnings. Scarred.
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i'm sure they're fake. 2 girls 1 cup was totes fake imo.
i'm sticking with that line for fear of mental breakdown.
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witty_pseudonym wrote:i'm sure they're fake. 2 girls 1 cup was totes fake imo.
i'm sticking with that line for fear of mental breakdown.
2 girls one cup isn't actual shit, they use pretend shit.
Mr Hands is confirm real, though it wasn't actually that particular equine erotic encounter that killed him.
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And there is also split face, the kid in Croatia who jumps of a seawall but slips and smacks his face apart on a concrete jetty below, i think i even posted that one up here somewhere.
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oh man split face dude. far out.
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the description was enough for me to want to vom.
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Is the One Guy One Cup = dude with a jam jar?


:puke:


It. Keeps. On. Going.

Also... Al, if you love teh gore, I'm assuming you know about the Stile Project :shock: (NSFW!!!)

Cannot be unseen.
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C.I.A. wrote: Also... Al, if you love teh gore, I'm assuming you know about the Stile Project :shock: (NSFW!!!)

Cannot be unseen.
no actually, i kinda did my dash with these awhile back, but maybe i'll have to check this out when i get home...
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