Where are they now? - Peter Russell-Clarke

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Where are they now? - Peter Russell-Clarke

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Where's the cheese? :teef:

Seriously, I wonder what ever happened to that dude.....


That's it, getting a loan, taking Aug. off work & I will answer the question/s that have plagued mankind since the 80's........

Just where is the cheese?
& where the bloody hell is 'Sir Peter Russell-Clarke'?

August - The search for Peter Russell-Clarke - coming soon.....
Whatcha gon do when the people come home & ya wanna smoke weed but the reefer's all gone, Somebody had the nerve to take the 'erb out of the doobie ashtray, why do they do me that way?
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Locked in 5... 4... 3...
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You don't see this as a legitimate query? :cry:

I wanna know, Damn it!
Whatcha gon do when the people come home & ya wanna smoke weed but the reefer's all gone, Somebody had the nerve to take the 'erb out of the doobie ashtray, why do they do me that way?
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I just have a feeling you'll be facing the wrath
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Ok then, I need answers... fast.
cause there's a wrath coming & I don't wanna get caught outside, & all my washing will get wet...
Whatcha gon do when the people come home & ya wanna smoke weed but the reefer's all gone, Somebody had the nerve to take the 'erb out of the doobie ashtray, why do they do me that way?
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I heard he joined a convent, and is now known as Sister Patricia of the Seven Edams.
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Ok, I was thinking about this guy just the other day. I'm dead keen to find out what he's doing. At the very least I expected some sort of sex/child-porno scandal from him.

Let me know if you need any assistance!

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*catalyst wrote: At the very least I expected some sort of sex/child-porno scandal from him.
Well, he does have a beard, so he's clearly a pervert. My money is on him being a guy who pays young boys $5 to fart in his face.
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here

and

and here

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Do the math.

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g'day
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Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:g'day
:lol: peter GDAY russel GDAY clarke!

I think the real issue here is where's the cheese?
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Hardy wrote:My money is on him being a guy who pays young boys $5 to fart in his face.
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years ago, whist surfing with mates, some dude went past in a speed boat, who looked like peter russel clark. I shouted out "Wheres the cheese!" it was great because none of us had said to eachother thats what he looked like, nor had any of us talked about P.R.C and "wheres the cheese" for many many years.

That same day, I threw a seaweed float at my mate who ducked, and it smaked this little kid in the head, the noise was this really loud "CHOPOOCK" followed by the kid falling to the ground. It was so funny that neither of us could lift ourselves of the ground from laughing to say sorry, or aknowledge to his mother who was doing a laser eye death stare that it was an accident. I felt so evil, was awesome.

Also, when i was 19 i got really drunk at my mates place, and was running around pretending to be a superhero with a towel around my head calling myself "The Masked Capper" . I fell over and his little jack russel attacked me and started french kissing me, to which I rejoyeced

"Come and get it, come and get it,
with Peter Russel Clark,
come and get it, come and get it,
with tasty canine bitch".

/end pre insomnia rambleings.
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ROFL @ flippo. :hahaha:
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he lives in albert park now. seriously...

i've seen him at least once a fortnight for the past couple of years at the supermarket there or in cafes etc.

:D
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Friday wrote:he lives in albert park now. seriously...

i've seen him at least once a fortnight for the past couple of years at the supermarket there or in cafes etc.

:D
if i saw him in the supermarket, i don't think i could resist asking him which aisle the cheese is in?
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$8000 approved... Sign the paperwork tomorrow, then down to Albert Park & the stake-out begins.... :lol:
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almax wrote:
Friday wrote:he lives in albert park now. seriously...

i've seen him at least once a fortnight for the past couple of years at the supermarket there or in cafes etc.

:D
if i saw him in the supermarket, i don't think i could resist asking him which aisle the cheese is in?
His local is the Montague Hotel if memory serves me correctly
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Feigan wrote:
almax wrote:
Friday wrote:he lives in albert park now. seriously...

i've seen him at least once a fortnight for the past couple of years at the supermarket there or in cafes etc.

:D
if i saw him in the supermarket, i don't think i could resist asking him which aisle the cheese is in?
His local is the Montague Hotel if memory serves me correctly
Look's like it'll be a 'steak-out' then... keen to join me Feigan?
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Did you thay thteak?
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Feigan wrote:
almax wrote:
Friday wrote:he lives in albert park now. seriously...

i've seen him at least once a fortnight for the past couple of years at the supermarket there or in cafes etc.

:D
if i saw him in the supermarket, i don't think i could resist asking him which aisle the cheese is in?
His local is the Montague Hotel if memory serves me correctly
this is true, i use to live down the road from the montague ( 2 min walk) he was there all the time
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@MILCO@ wrote:
Feigan wrote:
almax wrote: if i saw him in the supermarket, i don't think i could resist asking him which aisle the cheese is in?
His local is the Montague Hotel if memory serves me correctly
this is true, i use to live down the road from the montague ( 2 min walk) he was there all the time
thats right i saw him there one night when i went for beers with my dad
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